Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

i am he

wow, i guess i am a dork ha

nvm no cake

i am he posted:

wow, i guess i am a dork ha

you are a 10 foot whale penis

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:


well, now i know much more about animal penises then i ever felt the need to

poverty goat



will this be on the midterm

ZeroCount


ive seen pigs before and i dont recall seeing their monster dongs at the time

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

ZeroCount posted:

ive seen pigs before and i dont recall seeing their monster dongs at the time

piggypoopyballs.jpg

poverty goat



ZeroCount posted:

ive seen pigs before and i dont recall seeing their monster dongs at the time

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:


pig is like
'wth dude let go of my dick'

dude is like
'look how hosed up it is though haha'

ZeroCount



i was expecting something thicker gotta admit

i am he

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

google THIS

i like learning about nature

nvm no cake


i hate when this happens to me

ZeroCount


theres a penis museum in iceland

nvm no cake

ZeroCount posted:

theres a penis museum in iceland



that guy is so proud of his collection of assorted dicks

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

ZeroCount posted:

theres a penis museum in iceland



so many pickled cocks, so little time

Gross Dude

Gross Dude

I'd be scared to gently caress someone with that, it'd snap

i am he

Gross Dude posted:

I'd be scared to gently caress someone with that, it'd snap

its very pliable

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

i am he posted:

its very pliable

like a bendy straw?

google THIS

i am he posted:

its very pliable

and you know this because

i am he

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

like a bendy straw?

more like young bamboo

ZeroCount


just how close are we skirting the 'no animal porn' rule here anyway

i am he

ZeroCount posted:

just how close are we skirting the 'no animal porn' rule here anyway

lol if you think thats a rule, NO MODS NO MASTERS

Afro Doug

please do not show, or tell me about penises. thank you.

i am he

Afro Doug posted:

please do not show, or tell me about penises. thank you.

fag

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
What im mostly taking away from this is thats there's apparently not just a whole lot to do in iceland.

ZeroCount


animal penises are my worst nightmare

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

i am he posted:

lol if you think thats a rule, NO MODS NO MASTERS

ilubb pls dont post animal porn bc I would be v sad then

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

ZeroCount posted:

theres a penis museum in iceland



Dude is a collector of fine dicks.

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
sry guys couldnt fit trigger warning in threqad title

Dubsy

Jett posted:

and you know this because

i am he


man gets lonely on a farm sometimes haha

Dubsy

i am he posted:

man gets lonely on a farm sometimes haha

you know what

this is in an acceptable answer and u r cool

:thumbsup:

no more questions your honour

pig slut lisa

irl is good


cocks are a good thing to share in real estate listings, usually

http://gawker.com/is-this-a-dick-in-this-real-estate-listing-or-what-1610416358

terry_orange

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
#M.L.G.420blazeitokerz
imagine just a second that our penis's were long yet very slender, yes this is the life of the piggie

terry_orange

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
#M.L.G.420blazeitokerz

pig slut lisa posted:

cocks are a good thing to share in real estate listings, usually

http://gawker.com/is-this-a-dick-in-this-real-estate-listing-or-what-1610416358

yeah, buy the estate and the cock comes free :mmmhmm:

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
Grab me by the penis and you die!

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
I may be big and slow, but you try waddling around with a six foot schlong!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
Out of all the places I never expected to see my FB updates ha ha

  • Locked thread