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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Lets look at the facts regarding Eminem's race:

Eminem raps.
Eminem wears oversized and urban clothing.
Eminem is a criminal with many legal troubles.
Eminem grew up in the hood.
Eminem walked out on his baby's momma and knocked her around a few times and threatened to murder her.
Eminem plays basket ball.
Eminem smokes marijuana and drinks malt liquors.
Eminem is a gang member.

These fact show that Eminem fits the stereotype of a black person who made it big in the rap game, but does fitting the stereotypes make a person black? Here's Dave Chappelle take on the matter.



Artist's image of what Eminem would look like as a black man.

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
terrible thread

pls kill urself asap tia

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Uh, Imma let you finish but, Eminem is one of the greatest rappers of our generation, and possibly all time, and he's clearly a hairless Jew.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Mom's Spaghetti.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chris Awful posted:

Artist's image of what Eminem would look like as a black man.

He straight up looks Hispanic, not black, in that image.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
dear op. suck my dick fag

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Joust posted:

Mom's Spaghetti.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

satanic splash-back posted:

Uh, Imma let you finish but, Eminem is one of the greatest rappers of our generation, and possibly all time, and he's clearly a hairless Jew.

Perhaps Jewish people are the master race, after all.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
More importantly what kind of M&M is he? Peanut, almond, regular, peanut butter, pretzel?

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
:gas:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

More importantly what kind of M&M is he? Peanut, almond, regular, peanut butter, pretzel?

what the gently caress is the loving point of regular m&ms anyway. like, lovely loving chocolate in the same lovely candy shell. loving worthless. dont eat regular m&ms kids

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
ive never known anyone to name m&ms as their favorite candy probably because such morons do not actually exist.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

peanut butter m&ms vs reese's pieces (pronounced 'pea-seas')

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

smarties

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Had some the other day. The shells tasted weird.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I have my assistant remove all the brown M&M's, op

My black assistant

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Yes OP, and the Wu-Tang are Chinese

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Dexters Secret posted:

peanut butter m&ms vs reese's pieces (pronounced 'pea-seas')

at least m&ms haven't disappeared so far up their own rear end that they're two steps away from changing their marketing slogan to "You lord and god"

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
Resses peices are a false idol, don't be fooled

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

More importantly what kind of M&M is he? Peanut, almond, regular, peanut butter, pretzel?

holy poo poo you guys have a lot of m&m types over there

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
There used to be a Crispy kind or something that was really good, I don't think it's around anymore tho. Came in a blue bag

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ilikedirt posted:

terrible thread

pls kill urself asap tia

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
'hi my name is' plays all the time when i listen to sirius radio at work and i've finally come around to fully appreciating it.

dr. dre def knew what was up at the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPnbI1arSE

cant really say too much else beyond that though regarding m&m though...

im more of a Streets person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qg3rQfeZv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7MCbis75wk

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jul 26, 2014

Deadly Mongoose
May 27, 2006

Please give me terrible avatar that is awesome

Joust posted:

Mom's Spaghetti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-YBfnappM

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012
nowadays OP try to talk like he got something to say
but nothin comes out when he moves his lips
just a bunch of jibberish
and now GBS knows OP is gay

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

Eminem is trans-racial.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

White Phosphorus posted:

Eminem is trans-racial.

CoonyTroon

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Bad thread bad thread :gas:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Here is a song he recorded early in his career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chd8VzL2soY
"Blacks and whites they sometimes mix
But Black girls only want your money cause they're dumb chicks"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Blazing Ownager posted:

He straight up looks Hispanic, not black, in that image.

A lot of Hispanic people are also black. In Latin America how white you are is about how much African and/or Native ancestry you have. But basically everyone is a bit mixed.

:goonsay:

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jul 26, 2014

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


loving blew my mind to find out what 'smarties' meant in Canada as opposed to the US version. I just flat out shouted "THEY ALREADY HAVE M&M'S!!" and bitchslappped the bag right outta the stockmans hands at Loblaws.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

Absalom Baird posted:

There used to be a Crispy kind or something that was really good, I don't think it's around anymore tho. Came in a blue bag

you can still get those here.plus the peanut & the normal ones.almond, pretzel etc sound insane.america truly is the land of opportunity

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

quote:



Artist's image of what Eminem would look like as a black man.

This is actually Clint Dempsey.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I like his new song Stan.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Who gives a gently caress what color his skin is as long as he's not a jew.

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
He is black on the inside, where it counts.

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
eminem doesnt wear baggy clothes anymore. that was like a decade ago

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Marshall Mathers is a skinny white guy with bleached blonde hair

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tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
Oh yeah, this is Eminem baby, back up in that motherfucking rear end
One time for your mother loving mind, we represent the 313
You know what I'm saying?, cause they don't know poo poo about this
For the 9-6

[Verse 1:]
Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxing, a zany acting maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You look insanely whack when just a fraction of my tracks run
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills
I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
Twist the necks of rappers 'til their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit's a snare and bass of track hosed up rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...
I'm Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite

[Verse 2:]
Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense of your elite defense
I got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp and two feet to rinse
I greet the gents and ladies, I spoil loyal fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil pans
My coil hands around this microphone are lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a Jeep full of people
MC's are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony MC's and stand the lonely one
Imitator, Intimidator, Stimulator, Simulator of data, Eliminator
There's never been a greater since the burial of Jesus
gently caress around and catch all of the venereal diseases
My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
My accapella releases classic masterpieces through telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite

[Verse 3:]
Man I got evidence I'm never dense and I been clever ever since
My residence was hesitant to do some poo poo that represents the M-O
So I'm assuming all responsibility
Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill MC's
Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler
Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler
No one is specialer, My skill is intergalactical
I get cynical act a fool then I send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical
I'd rather let a tactical, tact full track tickle your fancy
In fact I can't see, or can't imagine
A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching
This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam
Plus the man who never had a plan B
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
I'm tensed a bit and tempted when I see the sins my friends commit...
I'm Infinite

[Chorus:]
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite

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