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hold that shart in until the slam whale starts rimming your rear end in a top hat
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Jul 26, 2014 18:58
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took a suppository once and poo poo my brains out but a few hours later i farted and there was residual poo poo that came along with it. suppositories own
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Jul 26, 2014 19:01
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I am not suggesting hot dogs aka sausages are the wurst, however anal leakage is.
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Jul 26, 2014 19:10
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when ive had lots of protein shakes and im pissing in a urinal i like to push it out anyway, not knowing for sure if itll be a fart or a poop i call it russian assroulette
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Jul 26, 2014 19:15
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Protein farts have a warmth that I find comforting.
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Jul 26, 2014 19:49
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The last time I sharted was the day I created my own doobie dog
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Jul 26, 2014 21:18
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Decebal posted:one the funniest threads ever in GBS was the Goon Poo Misadventures. don't be shy and give us the whole story That sounds fun.
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Jul 26, 2014 22:51
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Can u imagine sitting in a lovely car in middle of winter and thinking that the spreading warmth in your rear end is poo poo and you finally notice that the seat heater is on. None of this happens sober but still mildly annoying.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:12
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just shart me jorts
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Jul 26, 2014 23:17
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oops my shart
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Jul 26, 2014 23:17
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just shart me shart there's shart everywhere
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Jul 26, 2014 23:17
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Phrasing posted:Sorry about your belligerent bowels. In fairness, it's probably for the best. I mean, can you imagine telling your kids how you met their mother in your Bob Saget voice saying 'yeah I poo poo my pants and she thought I was alpha as gently caress so we banged you out.' It's no fun scarring your kids that easily.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:22
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Sharting is as real as Israel's claim to the territories of the former palaestinian mandate.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:35
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oh hell yeah its real. any time i get the runs i rip massive sharts in the toilet. make sure you flush right away or you're gonna be scrubbing.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:39
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lol if you shart at work you shouldn't be farting in the first place
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Jul 26, 2014 23:47
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We've all had those days where we run to the restroom, pull down our pants, then shart all over the toilet seat because you forgot to lift it. Then when you turn to look at the damage you shart again all over the tiles and the baby's toys in the bathtub. Then you have to wrap a plastic bag around your hand to dig poo poo out of the grout. It's a real affliction.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:47
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once i sharted while playing pool at the bar a good 1/2 cup of liquid came out and was dripping down my leg I excused myself to the bathroom and cleaned it as best i could but i was in there for like 15 minutes and bad to make an excuse to leave and the walk home was so awkward before we parted ways the guy bad to have known when i got home i threw my pants in the washing machine with my phone still in the pocket and it broke I didnt get another one for a week and the girl i was hooking up with thought i blew her off and lost interest and we never hosed
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Jul 26, 2014 23:50
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had taco bell two days in a row during a particularly busy on-call stint for work. Was at an inspection inside a church the next day, and I had a shart attack. I barely made it to the preacher's shitter before my rear end exploded with a fine mist of flatus and oily residue, smelled like subway's seafood salad.
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Jul 27, 2014 00:23
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I sharted at work once. Nothing on the underoos, but my rear end was trashed.
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Jul 27, 2014 00:57
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Thank you goons for all your sharting stories !
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Jul 27, 2014 12:11
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I'd have lots of stories about sharting in public areas but i never leave the house not even to buy food
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Jul 27, 2014 12:28
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If you're a serial sharter, stop drinking so much lager.
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Jul 27, 2014 12:58
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Good little poo poo story here. My favorite even... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PseNrUeSmXk
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Jul 27, 2014 13:05
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sure, all the time, one time i sharted at the bustop waiting for the bus. sometimes with my love of some pretty risky fart gambits i lose and poo poo some. sometimes even i go out of my way to enjoy a shart just for the helll of it
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Jul 27, 2014 13:24
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every fart is a gamble. every time you fart, you're looking lady luck in the eye and betting that you wont destroy a pair of pants
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Jul 27, 2014 13:38
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One time I sharted at work after eating Indian food and I was freaking out because I was like 17 and so was nervous about the whole work thing in general. When I went to the bathroom there was just a little spot on my underwear and it stunk like some weird oily spicy concentrate instead of poo poo so everything was all good. I threw away the underwear and went back and worked commando. Now that I think about it, it kind of smelled how Indian people smell to me in general so I wonder if they are just sharting out pungent Indian food sharts all the time and using that as perfume.
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Jul 27, 2014 15:35
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