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I sharted once when I had some kind of stomach bug. A good way to feel embarassed when no one else is in the house.
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Theophany posted:Try doing it on a first date. Makes the Friendzone feel like you're getting your dick sucked by your top 10 pornstars simultaneously. Sorry about your belligerent bowels.
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Jul 26, 2014 17:38
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Protein farts have a warmth that I find comforting.
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Jul 26, 2014 19:49
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We've all had those days where we run to the restroom, pull down our pants, then shart all over the toilet seat because you forgot to lift it. Then when you turn to look at the damage you shart again all over the tiles and the baby's toys in the bathtub. Then you have to wrap a plastic bag around your hand to dig poo poo out of the grout. It's a real affliction.
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