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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm a virgin gbs, I thought you should know.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

woh

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

I know man.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I don't believe it. Your posts lack the inherent whiny impotence of virgins.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm a virgin gbs, I thought you should know.

keep trying at it. there is a girl or boy just as pathetic as you somewhere.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

posting on the somethingawful forums makes me want to kill myself but at the same time the slight amusement it sometimes gives me is one of the only things that gives my life any variation from bleak grey monotony

is there a term for this in general

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
sorry man, i always suspected but didn't think it could be that dire. good luck to your balls

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

sorry man, i always suspected but didn't think it could be that dire. good luck to your balls

Let's gently caress dan.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hobohemian posted:

I don't believe it. Your posts lack the inherent whiny impotence of virgins.

don't ruin his joke

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
1%er

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

keep trying at it. there is a girl or boy just as pathetic as you somewhere.

Whats your number? I wanna get all pumpy in your muffins.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

drilldo squirt posted:

Whats your number? I wanna get all pumpy in your muffins.

I bet you do
:wink:

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
no, that's not possible. a GBS poster could never be a virgin

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I bet you do
:wink:

That's why I asked.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Get hosed OP.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Joust posted:

Get hosed OP.

Trying to, haha.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

drilldo squirt posted:

That's why I asked.

Are you on the east coast or the west?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

drilldo squirt posted:

Trying to, haha.

hehe

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Okay, what hole

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Are you on the east coast or the west?

I'm in LA bitch.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Hobohemian posted:

I don't believe it. Your posts lack the inherent whiny impotence of virgins.

virgins come in all shapes and sizes

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

virgins come in all shapes and sizes

actually they just come in their hand

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

actually they just come in their hand

:eyepop:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

virgins come in all shapes and sizes

Mostly fat.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

it's good op, you should try it sometime :)

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

bullshit this dork be balls deep in snatch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm in LA bitch.

your too far away and probably too pretty for me

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

your too far away and probably too pretty for me

I'm willing to settle.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
u know what u were flaming me in that other thread so IMM GLAD !!! but also i hope u find ur true love one day and enjoy a lovely marriage under our lord and savior jesus christ

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm willing to settle.

unless you have a plane it ain't gonna happen

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

ilikedirt posted:

u know what u were flaming me in that other thread so IMM GLAD !!! but also i hope u find ur true love one day and enjoy a lovely marriage under our lord and savior jesus christ

*smirks* my friend, i recommenndnd u read THE GOD DELUSION by richard dawkin .. i guarantee u will find it VERY enlightening.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

unless you have a plane it ain't gonna happen

I might.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Do you? I'm game

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm in range of LA but I have a feeling you're not a pretty young girl.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I need to see some pics first.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

drilldo squirt posted:

I need to see some pics first.

prove you have a plane. Plane first, pics later

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

prove you have a plane. Plane first, pics later

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
i keep refreshing this thread to see if anyone will respond to my witty plane picture, don't know even know what this thread is back

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
A bold new gimmick for a bold new op: human being

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SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
same op.

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