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a small piece of paper that reads "why don't you put the whole world in a bottle"
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a buttplug so i don't embarrassingly fart in front of a naked lady
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Jul 29, 2014 06:11
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I would bring Bear Grylls, just to be amused by watching him drink my piss. And perhaps he'd let me give him an enema using a dead animal's bladder. Hey, I'm not a sadist: Grylls gladly does those things to survive 
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Jul 29, 2014 06:33
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you irl posted:why are we discussing "Naked and Afraid" when "Naked Dating" is a show? Cause it's totally unwatchable. I actually found Naked and Afraid because I turned off Naked Dating 15 minutes in and saw it on the On Demand list. Naked and Afraid is P cool though.
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Jul 29, 2014 06:36
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nnnotime posted:I would bring Bear Grylls, just to be amused by watching him drink my piss. And perhaps he'd let me give him an enema using a dead animal's bladder.
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Jul 29, 2014 06:54
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a hole-y ghost posted:pee in bear grylls' butt that's how he attains maximum hydration hosed up if true
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Jul 29, 2014 07:06
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David Copperfield posted:a small piece of paper that reads "why don't you put the whole world in a bottle"
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Jul 29, 2014 07:06
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For a spear you sharpen a stick and then hold the tip over a fire to harden it duh
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Jul 29, 2014 07:14
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FogHelmut posted:its a bad idea in general because you can't attach it firmly enough, and you could lose your knife. your best bet is to split the stick into a 4 pronged spear. That would totally be me LOL. "Well survival partner, the good news is we don't have to worry about being cut by that really sharp knife you brought..."
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Jul 29, 2014 12:56
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a cell phone i can make fires with it i can do a lot with it
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Jul 29, 2014 17:20
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you irl posted:a buttplug so i don't embarrassingly fart in front of a naked lady good idea, it will become an emergency projectile (without notice)
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Jul 29, 2014 18:28
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You'll be the hero whem it pops out and hits a rushing boar in the temple.
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Jul 29, 2014 18:30
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A slingshot with a survival knife (edged on one side and serrated for wood/bone sawing on the other) and a sticker on the hilt that reads "Bluetooth enabled" to confuse the show's producers. It would also have a compass on one side of the crosspiece and a magnifying glass on the other. The whole thing explodes in a deadly shower of flesh shredding shrapnel if anyone else touches my loving Sweetness, you hear me?!?!?!11ONE!!
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Jul 29, 2014 18:45
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David Copperfield posted:a small piece of paper that reads "why don't you put the whole world in a bottle" on a similar note, i would bring the industrial might of the USSR
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Jul 29, 2014 18:47
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Alberto Basalm posted:on a similar note, i would bring the industrial might of the USSR So lots of sunglasses you can't see through
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Jul 29, 2014 19:10
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naem posted:For a spear you sharpen a stick and then hold the tip over a fire to harden it duh i do this with my johnson before a vigorous tug
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Jul 29, 2014 19:19
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I would bring a vampire or a ghost
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Jul 29, 2014 19:24
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David Copperfield posted:good idea, it will become an emergency projectile (without notice) i'll whittle the protruding end against a rock and harden it over a fire (all whilst clenching it in my rear end) to make it more effective against wild animals and cameramen
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Jul 29, 2014 23:06
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Probably bring a towel.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:16
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A razor, cause I am not gonna be stuck out there with some unkempt hippie chick.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:41
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Both feet leave the dirt as I spring upwards, spinning in the air, bringing my rear end in a top hat into alignment with the charging boar. As I return to the earth I've already assumed the perfect form of a skier. I let loose an ephemeral "HAI" a Samurai would envy as my entire body jolts, rocketing the butt plug from my rear end with a trail of feces following close behind. It misses the boar by a lot and strikes a cameraman in the forehead, killing him instantly. The boar gores my left thigh and his tusk severs my thigh artery and I die too.
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Jul 30, 2014 03:02
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The Royal Scrub posted:Both feet leave the dirt as I spring upwards, spinning in the air, bringing my rear end in a top hat into alignment with the charging boar. As I return to the earth I've already assumed the perfect form of a skier. I let loose an ephemeral "HAI" a Samurai would envy as my entire body jolts, rocketing the butt plug from my rear end with a trail of feces following close behind. It misses the boar by a lot and strikes a cameraman in the forehead, killing him instantly. The boar gores my left thigh and his tusk severs my thigh artery and I die too. going into the mechanic later to get my rear end in a top hat aligned
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Jul 30, 2014 03:36
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Probably bring a towel. You're a real hoopy frood
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Jul 30, 2014 03:39
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kleenex
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Jul 30, 2014 03:42
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A woman I argue that it counts because I have totally objectified her, and therefore she is an object I can bring
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Jul 30, 2014 04:09
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a mage/thief elven henchman and a vorpal sword with which to behead my henchman for staring at my junk
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Jul 30, 2014 04:11
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Probably bring a towel. drat this is the best answer. goldmine
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Jul 30, 2014 04:12
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Probably bring a towel. Haha I was surprised I even got this so quick. Not bad goonsire I dig it
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Jul 30, 2014 04:20
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Vengarr posted:A woman Naked and Afraid, Season 10: A Land Called Gor
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Jul 30, 2014 04:20
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Spool of wire
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Jul 30, 2014 05:01
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my blu ray of the hunger games
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Jul 30, 2014 05:18
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My Casio Rapman
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Jul 30, 2014 05:26
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wait there is a reality show about scaring naked people now? everything we ever predicted has come true and ther eis no reason to think everything else wont turn tr ue also. *cuts hole in sofa for toilet
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Jul 30, 2014 05:28
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capitalism and rape culture
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Jul 30, 2014 05:47
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a satellite phone
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Jul 30, 2014 05:53
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porkchop_express posted:capitalism and rape culture why bring the only items already there
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Jul 30, 2014 06:29
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a book of sarcastic quotes to read dramatically from every time the other guy fucks up
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Jul 30, 2014 06:48
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I'm pretty sure I'd tackle one of the camera crew and take their Luna bars after about 3 days honestly
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Jul 30, 2014 06:49
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a 55 gallon drum of lube. It may last
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Jul 30, 2014 06:56
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VendaGoat posted:a 55 gallon drum of lube. for what? like a day?
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