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You're about to go on a magical journey OP, and I truly envy you.
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How old were the characters in Seinfeld supposed to be ?
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notZaar posted:How old were the characters in Seinfeld supposed to be ? jewish, approximately
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Season episode list: "The Kickstarter" George attempts to defraud Kickstarter. Jerry is harassed by a guy doing parkour. "The Butt-Dial" Jerry has to weigh the benefits of ordering from Amazon.com with having to see Newman (now at FedEx) more often. Meanwhile, Elaine gets caught watching YouTube at work and George keeps butt-dialing everybody. "The Stalking" Kramer starts making Vine videos. Jerry, Elaine, and George-- despite rebuking the practice-- each give in to temptation and facebook stalk high school classmates, dates, and coworkers. "The Binge" Jerry and Elaine both binge-watch a popular new zombie series on NetFlix over one weekend. They are then so exhausted that they start acting like zombies, hissing and groaning.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:25
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i love all of you so much
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notZaar posted:How old were the characters in Seinfeld supposed to be ? considering i watched this and friends as a gay child, i say "old" but both are supposed to be mid to late 20's
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Jul 28, 2014 19:22
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Godspeed OP.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:considering i watched this and friends as a gay child, i say "old" but both are supposed to be mid to late 20's drat I don't wanna be older than Seinfeld
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Nameless_Steve posted:Season episode list: "The Friendbook" George gets upset that Elaine hasn't added him to Friendbook but doesn't want to tell her himself. Kramer gets addicted to Cocoa Crush. "The High-speed Line" Kramer hooks up Jerry to high speed internet, inadvertently exposing Jerry's Superman porn. Elaine gets a job at Starbucks. "The Selfie" Kramer starts taking selfies with everyone he meets. The woman Jerry is dating refuses to watch Breaking Bad.
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CaptainHollywood posted:"The Friendbook" "The Bidding War" Elaine receives a mysterious dick pic text and is determined to find out who sent it. Jerry enters a bidding war over a rare Superman collectible. (spoiler: his bidding opponent is Newman, determined to deprive Jerry of his material joys.) Kramer has been selling Jerry's stuff over the Internet. "The Catfish" Having just fallen for a Catfish plot, George creates a fake online identity for his Art van DeLay persona, using a more attractive man's photo-- only to be in for yet another big surprise. Kramer returns from Colorado, having attained a 'higher state' of consciousness. Elaine and Jerry begin anonymous online romances with whom they believe to be strangers, but are actually each other. "The Gay Wedding" Jerry and George are each unexpectedly selected as the best man for two friends getting married. Hilarity ensues when they are mistaken for the grooms-- not that there's anything wrong with that. Nameless_Steve fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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Nameless_Steve posted:"The Gay Wedding" hahaha
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"The New Law" After a bill is passed- Kramer starts using George's mom to get access to prescription marijuana. Elaine discovers an internet forum dedicated to hating her.
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kramer starts posting in fyad witht he username niggerstomper58. Jerry mediates an argument between a jewish falafel stand owner and a Palestinian halal food truck. George becomes addicted to internet porn.
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"The Otterbox" Kramer buys a protective case for his iPhone™, and tries continuously to get it to break with his iPhone™ inside to 'find the limits of it's durability'. Meanwhile Jerry's OnStar™ GPS malfunctions and they veer off the road and into a lake, stranding Jerry, Elaine and George in a cell deadzone. Their batteries begin to die as they fruitlessly try to make calls out but Jerry hits a tower and begins to call Kramer-- Who is in the process of crushing his iPhone™ with a steamroller. The phone rings once and is crushed as Kramer hangs out of the steamroller, pulling an imaginary airhorn in celebration and throwing his hardhat into the air as the phone is completely flattened. Jerry's battery dies.
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Jul 29, 2014 03:19
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Everybody sees somebody they know in a porno and Kramer is in a porno
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Kramer solves 9/11 but no one believes him and then the governmnet sends him to Guantanamo
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One of the gang is given PTSD by 9/11, and must go through intensive therapy to work through it.
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Frackie Robinson posted:Everybody sees somebody they know in a porno and Kramer is in a porno i dont know anyone in a porno. i thought i saw my senior year english teacher in one once but i cant find it anymore.
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seinfeld is funny idk what is wrong with goons
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Jul 29, 2014 03:31
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Nameless_Steves ideas are funny. The rest of your should stop. Thanks.
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Waltzing Along posted:Nameless_Steves ideas are funny. The rest of your should stop. Thanks. yeah well you should stop living. owned, bitch.
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The episode starts out as normal, with Jerry’s apartment, but the camera is much more steady. Jerry walks out as though he’s been drugged and remarks that all of his family and friends have been dying lately. His buzzer rings and it’s George. George runs up, half crying and tells Jerry he’s seen something terrible. He’s mumbling and stuttering for about five minutes until he can form a sentence. There are still pauses for humor, but there is no audience or laugh track. George informs Jerry that planes have crashed into the twin towers due to a terrorist attack on New York. Jerry turns on the news and you can see modern footage of the 9/11 attacks, all pré-filmed several years beforehand. George says that isn't the worst part: Elaine and Kramer were in the towers at the time of the bombing. What proceeds is a graphic and explicit phone call of screaming and crying and Kramer saying that something terrible has happened, and Elaine is dead. Kramer screams there’s no air in the building, and he’s burning to death, and that he’s going to jump. The camera cuts to live footage of a man falling from the twin towers. George genuinely looks upset and says “I’m sorry Larry, but I can’t go through with this” and he tries to walk off the set, but people stop him and push him towards the stage. He walks out Jerry’s prop window and you can hear him calling his agent. There’s a lot of mumbling, and you can see candles being lit behind the stage. Jerry goes over to the bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate, and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one cut of the camera shows a poster of Barack Obama (This episode originally aired in 1995). The scene ends with Jerry waking up in bed, as though it’s all a nightmare. Kramer comes in and asks if Jerry has seen a lizard. Jerry laughs and says “We are the lizards” and the camera zooms slightly. His eyes become slivered, like almonds. The tape is only 7 minutes long, and what proceeds is just 20 minutes of dead air. If you continue watching to the end, it seems there are three more news reports tacked on. The first is about an outbreak of swine flu, the second about a train bombing, and the third...
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Frostwerks posted:yeah well you should stop living. owned, bitch. nice one
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notZaar posted:nice one thanks. its some of my finest work.
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Frostwerks posted:yeah well you should stop living. owned, bitch. Oh wow. You got me good.
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a whole episode about tinder imo
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Waltzing Along posted:Nameless_Steves ideas are funny. The rest of your should stop. Thanks. Well the jerk store called- they're running out of you!
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CaptainHollywood posted:Well the jerk store called- they're running out of you! What's the difference? You're their all time best seller.
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actually i think everyone that has posted seinfeld parodies should continue to do.
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*opens in Jerry's apartment* Jerry: So you ran into Puddy? Elaine: Yeah, well you know, I saw him at the coffee shop and we talked for a bit. You know he does voices for cartoons now. Jerry: Cartoons? Elaine: Yes, Jerry, cartoons. Like for disney. Jerry: You know I've been thinking about doing cartoo... *door bursts open. George comes in, visibly upset* Jerry: Hey, Georgie! How was the big date?! Was she as cute as her pictures on friendbook? George: I don't wanna talk about it. *George stares at his feet* Elaine: This was that girl Kramer set you up with? That one he met on the computer? George: *snort* yeah...."girl".... Jerry: You don't mean... Elaine: It was a gu..... *George shoves his face in his hands, pulling back the sides of his hair* George: She's a troon, Jerry! a Troon! She's a Transsexual Something Awful Goon ! Oh my god, is it hot in here? I feel hot...I need to lie down. *George lies down on the couch* Jerry: So uh...how did you...uh.... *George springs to his feet* George: I'm gonna go talk to kramer. KRAMER!!! *George storms across the hall, out of the frame* Jerry: *looks at Elaine, rolls eyes* Elaine: *bent over body language, mouthing the words "I knowwwwww!" * Jerry: *walking to the fridge* So Lainey, you think you could talk to Puddy and see if he'll be in my cartoon?
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hahahahaha that one was good too
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Bania leaves FYAD for twitter, gets a joke featured in reader's digest
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Jerry and Georges families decide to get together and visit Israel. While on a tour, their bus gets suicide bombed. Everyone dies. Except Georges mom who stayed back at the hotel because she sucks.
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after kramer's meteoric rise to fyad fame, the sassy gay latino man doxxs him and reveals the boudoir photo of george George: Why was it on your computer in the first place?! Kramer: I show it to potential clients!
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Meg From Family Guy posted:after kramer's meteoric rise to fyad fame, the sassy gay latino man doxxs him and reveals the boudoir photo of george the moderator is played by louie ck
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Isn't this the whole premise of that modern Seinfeld twitter: https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday
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Waltzing Along posted:Nameless_Steves ideas are funny. The rest of your should stop. Thanks. This post made me smile and also pee a little. But I disagree; keep posting, other people! Even that creepypasta actually gets funny towards the end. "The Ringtone" Elaine makes fun of Jerry because he can't figure out how to change the embarrassing ringtone on his new phone, nor how to put it on silent; he can put it on vibrate, but the vibrate is comically overpowered and will rip a hole in your pocket. Elaine drunkenly sends a compromising sext to her ex and must break into his apartment at night to find his phone and delete the picture. Suddenly, Jerry's embarrassing ringtone rings out, waking up the residents of the house. She mistakenly grabbed Jerry's phone-- and failed to put it on silent. She attempts to switch it to vibrate or silent mode before it wakes anyone up, but it vibrates right out of her hands, and into the bedroom through the crack below the door. It bumps into the bed and switches back to the ringtone. The residents wake up and Elaine books it before she is discovered. They find Jerry's phone, but can't figure out how to work it to find out who the intruder was. "The 3D TV" This episode is broadcast in action-packed 3D. It mostly consists of the main cast hyping up Jerry's incoming 3D TV, which turns out to be a lame disappointment. Kramer slides into Jerry's apartment... in 3-D!!!  "The Wiki-Whackjob" Jerry dates a girl who won't stop using her phone to look up all the answers to Jerry's rhetorical questions. Since this unravels his observational comedy bits, it turns out to be one of the worst dates he's ever had. Jerry's friends agree: she's a "Wiki-whackjob." When Jerry breaks things off with her, she vandalizes his Wikipedia page-- it turns out she's an admin and has locked down the page with the incriminating information. Jerry's friends agree: he got "Wiki-whacked." George watches "The Human Centipede" and is catatonic for days. Kramer is getting stopped and frisked at least once per day, and plots to cover himself in honey to get the officers' hands all sticky when they frisk him, reasoning that he won't mind being 100% head-to-toe sticky because it will be "consistent". The officer's hands get stuck to Kramer's body, and then they both get swarmed by insects and are forced to awkwardly run as one unit. Catatonic George sees this and begins screaming, but not before Kramer's hands get stuck to George's body. George realizes "I'm the head!" and the credits roll. "The Pony Remark II" Jerry enrages Bronies. "The Big Stein" George is asked to speak at George Steinbrenner's memorial service. As his speech continues, he goes from deferential to shouting obscenities at the coffin, then attempting to tilt it over (like a cop car during a riot), but is tackled by security before he can. "The Spoiler" Elaine spoils a book Jerry is reading. Kramer joins both Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party, convinced he can get free food at both events. Jerry spoils a TV show Elaine is watching-- cruelly, with a lie, by saying that one character dies who actually never does. Convinced that the food available at Occupy Wall Street would pair really well with the food available at the Tea Party rally, Kramer manages to convince both rallies to coincide on the same date at the same place. Jerry and Elaine publicly confront each other, angrily yelling about the spoilers each told the other-- in public, which spoils the endings for strangers. They are in the park where the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street are demonstrating. The spoilers anger everyone present, and the Tea Partiers and Occupiers unite to mob against Jerry and Elaine. Freeze-frame shot of Jerry and Elaine desperately running from the united crowd. Ending theme music plays.
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joxxuh posted:Isn't this the whole premise of that modern Seinfeld twitter: or https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000
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Nameless_Steve posted:"The Spoiler" This one is great.
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