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I mean, there's bad posts like this one, duh, but there's always a post that's worse. I don't want this to turn into a shitposting competition, but I'd like to know what everyone thinks are some qualities of lovely posts. Talking personal critiques, not just by official rulebook. Typical Qualities of a lovely Post: *Unfunny *Factually inaccurate (context is important, though) *Teenage-esque edginess *Defensive posting (though this can be funny) I guess you could argue that anything's worthwhile when done the right way, but as a general rule I think a funny post is a good post. Prolific poster I am not, but I figure a look into people's personal peeves would be nifty. Though on the other hand, I could be stupid and wrong. The possibilities are endless.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:10 |
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stuntwaffle easily claims the first post
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:11 |
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Post lots of selfies and make the same face in every single picture.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:12 |
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in the zen of bad posting, you must feel the terribleness washing over you like an ocean. with every wave comes a new bad idea to post, and just like the unrelenting tide you must post every one. through a lack of filter, through constant crashing of the waves against a mountain, slowly the rock will degrade and we will be left with nothing but a tiny pebble, the perfect bad post, with which to skip across the water, creating new ripples to start the process again.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:13 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Post lots of selfies and make the same face in every single picture. Why
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:13 |
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there is a lack of art to bad posting. but there is an art to shitposting.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:13 |
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Making GBS'tards angry is fun. Especially when I can do it with just a smile.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:14 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Making GBS'tards angry is fun. Especially when I can do it with just a smile. So thats what you call it
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:16 |
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you don't pre-think your post, you just loving wing it
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:21 |
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Idiot Kicker posted:you don't pre-think your post, you just loving wing it Does practice make perfect? Isn't there a chance that by winging it for so long, you get used to it and your posting naturally improves? I mean, if you're intentionally trying to bad post you might worry that winging it doesn't work one day.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:23 |
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Shinjobi posted:Does practice make perfect? Isn't there a chance that by winging it for so long, you get used to it and your posting naturally improves? Hush your mouth, post some stuff, find a niche, and find "your joke".
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:24 |
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There's a chance, but then my posting would have probably improved in the last 7 years and yeah it hasn't
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:24 |
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just post op, you're overthinking this imo
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:26 |
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stuntwaffle posted:just post op, you're overthinking this imo
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:26 |
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its more of a science really
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:28 |
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im gay
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:30 |
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this is the worst possible post, because it starts out being really meta, wasting lots of words on a joke that isn't funny, while continuing to be meta, perhaps even meta meta, and also being hard to read while trying too hard to be a clever representation of a bad, and its constant self-reference to this fact make it impossible to enjoy even ironically, thus ironically becoming the worst possible post, succeeding in its goal, and not even being even a modicum of interesting for this fact, and using unneeded big words like "modicum", and finally for including a phrase as idiotic as "hitler did nothing wrong", as just demonstrated near the end of this terrible, terrible, terrible post with too, many, commas
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:30 |
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if it feels good, do it.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:31 |
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i made fun of an ugly goonette and made some lovely whitenoise posts today. thinking about moving into the nite crew thred soon. its been a good day on the somethingawful.com forums.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:44 |
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yes and boy, I am an artist
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:44 |
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if there is im the equivalence of hitler
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:45 |
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BUTT CONSPIRACY posted:i made fun of an ugly goonette and made some lovely whitenoise posts today. thinking about moving into the nite crew thred soon. its been a good day on the somethingawful.com forums. that butt would be welcome.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:46 |
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its an art human being.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:47 |
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Meg From Family Guy posted:its an art human being. Shut up meg. See its easy OP.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:50 |
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poo poo post? There is a art is called not giving a gently caress and not caring if your wrong because if someone proves you wrong that just makes the wrongs things i said funnier to me. Also usr grammar bad.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 05:51 |
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yeah
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:00 |
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Lt. Dans Legs posted:that butt would be welcome. i think i just found some new postin' pals.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:02 |
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tane
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:03 |
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poo poo posting, you rule Anal banging, cumguzzle Don't "1" this real poo poo.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:06 |
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I lobotomized myself
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:11 |
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make post about cucking make post with incomplete thread title make post with artisinal placed typo make post about goku make post that is circle jerk callout thread make post about topic that is already on page 1 3+ times make spin off post or pun post make single sentence post asserting some zany opinion make ironic post make roll with the punches post make post about gay never reveal you make these types of post because you crave attention you don't get irl because you never leave your room because you are always on SA flaming people for not leaving they room
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:13 |
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uG posted:make post about cucking sounds like sa, yeah
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:18 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Making GBS'tards angry is fun. Especially when I can do it with just a smile. why do people who get made fun of here always say this is it like to protect yourself psychologically or what because i think we're all having fun with friends while you (literally?) fall apart
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:19 |
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iiiiim gaaaaaaaaaay
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:27 |
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uG posted:make post about cucking Holeeeee sheeeee goku just cucked me in the work crew thread fred, but i can roll with it cuz i'mmma gay cool
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:31 |
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i would recommend reading the chinese classic Tao Te Ching for information on how to post, OP
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:49 |
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QCIC posted:i would recommend reading the chinese classic Tao Te Ching for information on how to post, OP I'm sorry but the well renowned "Art of War" by Sun Tzo is way more relevant here.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:51 |
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I can't read Chinese
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:54 |
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The post that is made is not the true post. The goku that is uttered is not the ineffable goku.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 06:55 |
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Shitposting without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without shitposting is the whitenoise before defeat..
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