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Sue
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 14:14 |
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Her name was Hinkdalink and she was a Gnome.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:17 |
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Kimberley bullying a troll sounds hilarious.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:55 |
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Kimberley
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:40 |
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quote:Kimberly was...
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:45 |
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A gnome A tiny little gnome.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:00 |
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Oh, I've decided that I'm going to tell you when you've locked yourself out of an achievement. Already we can't get Royal Blood because Trolls and Humans can't have babies. Not that they can't try.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:14 |
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Humans can't have babies?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:43 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Humans can't have babies? It's why we need storks to get babies. Anyway, Kimberly was a really mean Halfling. She would always rub her uncle's ring in our face.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:15 |
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quote:It was embarassing to be bullied by a halfling, but Kimberly was always accompanied by others, so there was little I could do. I remember the first day Kimberly started picking on me. STATS posted:Krogg the Romk, a troll boy ThatPazuzu fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jul 31, 2014 |
# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:54 |
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I'm trying to imagine a troll kicking a hobbit in the shins.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:23 |
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I'm pretty sure if we tried to kick her in the shins we'd end up hitting her in the forehead. So yea, let's go with that.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:24 |
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Punt her like a football
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:34 |
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I'd like to see I pumped iron like there was no tomorrow.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:44 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:I'd like to see I pumped iron like there was no tomorrow. We're in no better place than now to become a muscle wizard.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 06:01 |
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quote:I was eventually caught and beaten up, but I learned from the experience. Our plan to punt a child didn't work out. This is starting pretty slow but soon we'll be riding flying carpets and summoming dolphins. STATS posted:Krogg the Romk, a troll boy ThatPazuzu fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Jul 31, 2014 |
# ? Jul 31, 2014 06:07 |
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ThatPazuzu posted:Our plan to punt a child didn't work out. This is starting pretty slow but soon we'll be riding flying carpets and summoming dolphins. This game sucks, I want our troll to summon carpets and ride dolphins. Anyway, the Krogg appreciates hotness regardless of gender.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 06:54 |
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Darth TNT posted:This game sucks, I want our troll to summon carpets and ride dolphins. This, bi Krogg all the way.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 08:53 |
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Krogg likes guys
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:13 |
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quote:That was the year I met a very special girl.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:27 |
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lonely year.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:35 |
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Krogg fell in love with a young girl.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:00 |
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Well, we're seven, so stay heteronormative (girl)
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:05 |
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Poor Krogg found nobody
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:14 |
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Everyone knows wizards can't love - like cats, so lonely.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:16 |
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Pretty sure last time was lonely, so let's add a new (female) character.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:22 |
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Met a girl, thought she was grand, feel in love found out first hand
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:47 |
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quote:Her name was… quote:She was... I figured I'd merge these two into one question.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:38 |
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Love can bloom Her name is EliSabeth, and she is a Dwarf. Fully bearded!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:53 |
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Fiona she was a Human
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:36 |
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Gwen the human.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:38 |
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Periwinkle the Gnome
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:44 |
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Our hero met Sheri the Dwarf.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:52 |
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Jill Valentine the human. They hit it off because they were both so interested in STARS.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:58 |
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Sylphosaurus posted:Our hero met Sheri the Dwarf. Can love bloom... with 6 ft of height difference? Sheri the Dwarf will find out.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:36 |
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quote:I could hardly believe that I had found love. Sheri was very special to want to spend time with a troll. I knew that people sometimes looked at us strangely behind our backs. It wasn't every day that a troll dated a dwarf. I loved her broad shoulders. It says "as the years go by" but we're still 7. STATS posted:Krogg the Romk, a troll boy
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:42 |
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Everyone knows what dwarves are good at. We halped at their Farm
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:45 |
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Dwarves, of course, are where all the alcohol is at. Inn
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:46 |
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Her parents were really grateful to have a troll helping them cut down trees.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:51 |
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Smithy. Because it's a dwarven stereotype.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:19 |