Life of a Wizard CYOA

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NinetySevenA: Feb 10, 2013

smithy

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:58

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:28

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Having a troll helps for getting lumber. We can't be fantasy-racist, goons!

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:00

Drowning Rabbit: Oct 28, 2003; YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Automatic Slim posted:

Smithy. Because it's a dwarven stereotype.

Smithy

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:02

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

I even learned a little about metalwork while I was there.
(Smithing +7)

Sheri was my first love. I still remember how soft her lips were when I kissed them for the first time. I'll never forget those wonderful days.
(Personality +3)

Life in Elmvale was pleasant, and it was a beautiful place to grow up. There was a sparkling river that ran through the center of it, and farms all around us. We has all of the amenities of a small town, as well. My nights were filled dreaming about Sheri.

I enjoyed swimming in the town's river on how summer days.
I often took moonlit walks with Sheri.
I did small jobs for the local business owners.
I rarely left me home, preferring to stay at home and read.
I got into a lot of trouble.
I helped out at the local temple.

STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll boy
Age: 9
50% Good/50% Evil
Body: 45%
Personality: 3%
Willpower: 15%
Fame: 0%

Gold: 0

INVENTORY:
Nothing

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 0%
Conjuration: 0%
Divination: 0%
Enchantment: 0%
Healing: 15%
Illusion: 0%
Necromancy: 0%
Summoning: 0%
Transmutation: 0%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 0%
Agriculture: 0%
Diplomacy: 0%
Economics: 0%
Fighting: 37%
Geography: 0%
History: 0%
Nature: 0%
Religion: 0%
Smithing: 7%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 0%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat

- my loving parents.
- a dwarf named Sheri, my girlfriend

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 10
Royal Family: 0
Elves: 0
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 0
Fighter Guild: 0

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:10

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I rarely left me home, preferring to stay at home and read.
:downs:

I don't think you read all that well, mate.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:12

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

T-man posted:

I rarely left me home, preferring to stay at home and read.

I don't think you read all that well, mate.

~~That was my typo~~ There's no ogre race but we are specializing as a Shrek-class wizard.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:15

Kanthulhu: Apr 8, 2009; NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

Stay at home and read 'till they invent video games. Then stop reading.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:17

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

I did small jobs for the local business owners.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:17

Drowning Rabbit: Oct 28, 2003; YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Small jobs for local business owners.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:28

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

Moonlight walks with Sheri.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:38

Anticheese: Feb 13, 2008; $60,000,000 sexbot

Ouroborus posted:

Moonlight walks with Sheri.

C'mon. Just because our character's personality stat is at goon levels doesn't mean he can't enjoy life.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:09

Chatrapati: Nov 6, 2012

I enjoyed swimming in the town's river on how summer days.
We hung out under bridges. Let's be proud of our cultural traditions.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:24

Bobbin Threadbare: Jan 2, 2009; I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I hauled packages for businesses with my brawny prepubescent arms.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:30

DentedLamp: Aug 2, 2012

Ouroborus posted:

Moonlight walks with Sheri.

"I loved her broad shoulders"

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:51

Amnistar: Nov 6, 2008; I am a wizard, not a poet.

Chatrapati posted:

I enjoyed swimming in the town's river on how summer days.
We hung out under bridges. Let's be proud of our cultural traditions.

Indeed.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 22:33

Sylphosaurus: Sep 6, 2007

DentedLamp posted:

"I loved her broad shoulders"

Let's not forget her magnificent beard, that had the texture of fine silk.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 22:59

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Sylphosaurus posted:

Let's not forget her magnificent beard, that had the texture of fine silk.

Is this a vote for moonlit walks?

# ? Jul 31, 2014 23:41

KillHour: Oct 28, 2007

ThatPazuzu posted:

Is this a vote for moonlit walks?

It drat well should be. :colbert:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 00:28

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

We would walk through the farmers' fields where the sky was wide open above us. I knew some of the constellations but had just as much fun making up names and stories for those we didn't know. I stole many kisses during those late night walks.
(Personality +3)

I remember one day when we found a little puppy in a back alley. It looked so sad and lonely, which made me think it didn't belong to anyone. It was very dirty and had a broken leg.

I nursed it back to health.
I threw rocks at it until it died.
I caught it and sold it to some orcs.
I ate it.
I ignored it.

"Ate it" is unique to trolls, goblins and full blood orcs. Because they're monsters.

STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll boy
Age: 10
50% Good/50% Evil
Body: 45%
Personality: 6%
Willpower: 15%
Fame: 0%

Gold: 0

INVENTORY:
Nothing

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 0%
Conjuration: 0%
Divination: 0%
Enchantment: 0%
Healing: 15%
Illusion: 0%
Necromancy: 0%
Summoning: 0%
Transmutation: 0%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 0%
Agriculture: 0%
Diplomacy: 0%
Economics: 0%
Fighting: 37%
Geography: 0%
History: 0%
Nature: 0%
Religion: 0%
Smithing: 7%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 0%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat

- my loving parents.
- a dwarf named Sheri, my girlfriend

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 10
Royal Family: 0
Elves: 0
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 0
Fighter Guild: 0

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:52

Kanthulhu: Apr 8, 2009; NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

I ate it.

I was hungry.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:54

KillHour: Oct 28, 2007

Nurse it back to health. You can't eat a puppy in front of your girlfriend.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:07

AfroSquirrel: Sep 3, 2011

KillHour posted:

Nurse it back to health. You can't eat a puppy in front of your girlfriend.

Not unless you share! We ate it together!

# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:09

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Nurse the puppy back. With loving punches.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 04:17

Galick: Nov 26, 2011; Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?

Times were tough. Food was hard to come by.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:47

DentedLamp: Aug 2, 2012

We were the nicest nurses you ever did see.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:48

Sylphosaurus: Sep 6, 2007

ThatPazuzu posted:

Is this a vote for moonlit walks?

drat straight it was :colbert:

Krogg is also the bestest nurse there is

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:05

Akong: Nov 6, 2010; Xaurips are reptilian humanoids about the size of orlans.

Give her the largest piece of dog meat. Like a gentletroll.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:14

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Give it to our GF after we nurse it to health

# ? Aug 1, 2014 07:10

JosephWongKS: Apr 4, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Eat it.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:09

Average Lettuce: Oct 22, 2012

Eat it, he was probably a bad dog anyways.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 10:48

Corzanth: Apr 8, 2011; Rawr!

OM NOM NOM.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 11:20

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

The puppy was delicious!

I was twelve years old when tragedy struck. Rumors of trouble had been building for weeks, but as a kid, I never paid it any attention. One day, I saw the streets full of smoke. At first, I thought it was the great dragon Parnaxxus, breathing fire upon my small village. That wasn't the case; soon I learned that raiders were setting fire to houses and stores. Our small village was being attacked by…

…elves.
…dwarves.
…orcs.

STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll boy
Age: 12
50% Good/50% Evil
Body: 45%
Personality: 6%
Willpower: 15%
Fame: 0%

Gold: 0

INVENTORY:
Nothing

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 0%
Conjuration: 0%
Divination: 0%
Enchantment: 0%
Healing: 15%
Illusion: 0%
Necromancy: 0%
Summoning: 0%
Transmutation: 0%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 0%
Agriculture: 0%
Diplomacy: 0%
Economics: 0%
Fighting: 37%
Geography: 0%
History: 0%
Nature: 0%
Religion: 0%
Smithing: 7%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 0%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat

- my loving parents.
- a dwarf named Sheri, my girlfriend

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 10
Royal Family: 0
Elves: 0
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 0
Fighter Guild: 0

# ? Aug 1, 2014 11:34

Galick: Nov 26, 2011; Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?

loving elves! We will have our trollish vengeance! :black101:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 11:40

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Elves are the Khajiit of this world. Damned thieves, fit only for field work! :argh:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 11:48

Anticheese: Feb 13, 2008; $60,000,000 sexbot

I agree with these puppy-eating bastards that the Elves have to go. :argh:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 12:01

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

I wondered where King Norbert was and why his soldiers weren't there to protect us. I later learned that most of Daria had been attacked that year. The king really had his hands full. I did the only thing I could think of.

I grabbed a sword to protect my friends and family.
I went to the temple and tended to the wounded.
I looted the corpses.
I hid in the basement of my house.

STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll boy
Age: 12
50% Good/50% Evil
Body: 45%
Personality: 6%
Willpower: 15%
Fame: 0%

Gold: 0

INVENTORY:
Nothing

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 0%
Conjuration: 0%
Divination: 0%
Enchantment: 0%
Healing: 15%
Illusion: 0%
Necromancy: 0%
Summoning: 0%
Transmutation: 0%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 0%
Agriculture: 0%
Diplomacy: 0%
Economics: 0%
Fighting: 37%
Geography: 0%
History: 0%
Nature: 0%
Religion: 0%
Smithing: 7%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 0%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat

- my loving parents.
- a dwarf named Sheri, my girlfriend

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 10
Royal Family: 0
Elves: -50
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 0
Fighter Guild: 0

# ? Aug 1, 2014 12:30

Galick: Nov 26, 2011; Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?

Galick posted:

loving elves! We will have our trollish vengeance!

# ? Aug 1, 2014 12:30

Sylphosaurus: Sep 6, 2007

Krogg picked up a sword so that he'd have something to pick his teeth after feasting on Elf meat.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 13:59

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

I think a troll would probably use teeth and claws. Regardless of what he uses, go on the warpath. :yarr:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 14:13

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:28

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

I saw one of the elf raiders kill a town guard, so I picked up his sword. I wasn't sure if I could actually kill anyone with it, but it felt good in my hands. A raider came around the corner, surprising me. There was a scuffle, and the raider ended up dead. A few villagers saw the end of the fight, and I became a local hero.
(Fighting +10, Kingdom Faction +10, Warcraft +5 and Fame +1)

The elf raiders were ruthless. Many people were killed, and several buildings burned down.

My parents were killed.
My first love, Sheri, was killed.
I was very badly injured.

STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll boy
Age: 12
50% Good/50% Evil
Body: 45%
Personality: 6%
Willpower: 15%
Fame: 1%

Gold: 0

INVENTORY:
Nothing

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 0%
Conjuration: 0%
Divination: 0%
Enchantment: 0%
Healing: 15%
Illusion: 0%
Necromancy: 0%
Summoning: 0%
Transmutation: 0%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 0%
Agriculture: 0%
Diplomacy: 0%
Economics: 0%
Fighting: 47%
Geography: 0%
History: 0%
Nature: 0%
Religion: 0%
Smithing: 7%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 5%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat

- my loving parents.
- a dwarf named Sheri, my girlfriend

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 20
Royal Family: 0
Elves: -50
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 0
Fighter Guild: 0

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:12

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