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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Also, in the good ending, you can summon demons to be garbage men, effectively creating a weekend, make drugs to make everyone in Daria happy, rehabilitate every prisoner with Enchantment and use Healing to cure the common cold.

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LightWarden
Mar 18, 2007

Lander county's safe as heaven,
despite all the strife and boilin',
Tin Star,
Oh how she's an icon of the eastern west,
But now the time has come to end our song,
of the Tin Star, the Tin Star!

ThatPazuzu posted:

There won't be a third run. I feel like two play throughs were enough to show off a lot of alternate paths and it'd probably take the goon collective at least three more playthroughs to see everything. Here's some of what we missed, though:
If we were Archmage, we'd either spend our time studying or summon a dragon as either a steed or familar. We'd also get a choice to ban all non human races from the school.
If the other kid became king, he wouldn't be crazy. He'd just be too wishwashy to lead.
Making peace involves convincing everyone to meet together. It's easy if you have a diverse party or married one of the major races.
The peace conference will be flooded with poison gas by terrorists. One way to succee in that scenario is being a lungless Lich.
If the village respects you enough when you fight Parnaxxus, they'll give you a Cloak of Invulnerability that let's you tank his second attack.
If you are an Orc you can succumb to bloodrage and attack your own town with the invaders.

Adding to that:

If you wander into the witch's hut in the first act and have any race with a thievery bonus (half-elf, goblin, halfling), you can swipe the witch's crystal ball and use that several times later on- one of those uses is to warn the village of the incoming invasion and thus is the only way to lose nothing in the raid.

At wizard school you can choose different schools as your favorite class, with each one providing some sort of optional bonus when the game gets to that particular class.
-Alchemy means you're able to create a super potion which provides +15 to Body or Personality; as far as I know it's the only way to get a troll or goblin to a high-enough Personality to successfully pull off some of the later Personality checks (like seducing the Royal Family)
-Conjuration means you're at the top of your class in dueling and you can choose to either be nice about it for some personality bonus or be a jerk about it
-Divination lets you easily pass the class and also gives you dreams of old battlefields for a History and Warfare bonus
-Enchantment means you easily dominate the person's mind and generally demean him for a faction bonus
-Healing doesn't actually have any classes, but they set up a healing school just for you
-Illusion lets you perform a staggeringly good show that gives a faction bonus
-Necromancy lets you join the secret necromancer society like we saw
-Summoning lets you summon an imp to serve as your familiar, and also provides a Will bonus
-Transmutation lets you turn your statue into flawless ruby, and you can either sell it or give it to the royal family for a faction bonus

Probably one of the better schools to specialize in is Conjuration since it comes up often and you can use it to bypass the snake attack in school- if you don't have Conjuration, a good Fighting skill or 30+ Will then you're going to get bit and eat a body penalty. If you do have 30+ Will then you can get a snake familiar out it, which you can later use to frighten the dudes who are bothering customers at the tavern.

I think you can only get the unicorn if your character hasn't slept with anyone (though making out with people left and right is totally ok). The unicorn also flies and can be used to heal the king because it's totally magical like that. (I don't think the dragon is all that useful in comparison because by the time you get it you have like two places left that you can use it in).

When elves attack the village you get the grove encounter, when orcs attack you just get the warg mount (which kind of sucks), but when dwarves attack you get the option to go looking for their enchanted forge. You have a variety of options such as divining its location, but one of the funniest is to simply get tanked by outdrinking the dwarves and going to look for it after they've passed out. It can be used to upgrade your weapons or your golem, or you can study its magic for +25 to Smithing and Transmutation, which means that if you haven't dumped those skills then you can probably make a huge swath of the magic items to boost your companions' skills.

Anyone know how you become the archbishop?

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

LightWarden posted:

Anyone know how you become the archbishop?

If your parents die, you get the option to become a priest, and if you keep at it the whole game, eventually you become archbishop.

NeoAnjou
Jul 22, 2010
What does the path of becoming a druid offer?

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005
What is the perfect party?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Apocron posted:

What is the perfect party?

Golem fighter, Wizard School friend cleric, and former bully thief.

Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.
Halfling theif, comes from wherever.

Golem or Half-orc fighter. Half-orc would have to be childhood friend/bully/lover

Cleric I haven't seen a race that matters, but it seems like putting the person you're dating there gives clerics a boost.

Sillipenda
May 22, 2007
Looking through the scripts, it looks like the Bully, if a Half-orc or Dwarf, starts out at level 4. The Golem starts out at level 3.

A Halfling bully friend is the best thief, starting at level 4.

And like Amnistar says, race doesn't matter. The only thing that gives a boost is having them be your friend from the acadamy, which lets them start at level 3.

Howver, you only get the achievement if you set up the party like Pazuzu says

code:
*if (((fighter_race = "a golem") and (thief_name = bully_name)) and (cleric_name=academyfriend_name))
	*achieve perfectparty Made the perfect party

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
Ah, Mary Sue, she had so much going for her. But in the end, she lacked a certain something, a certain spark. A certain...

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005
I got all the way to the golden age conference but because I didn't have a dwarf friend I didn't have a good escort. Gutting to get all the way and screw it up at the last steps.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

ThatPazuzu posted:

The peace conference will be flooded with poison gas by terrorists. One way to succee in that scenario is being a lungless Lich.

You can be a good lich? I thought Necromancy had so many steps leading you to be evil that this would be pretty impossible.

Thank you for playing through this game twice for us, this was a really good game. I really enjoyed playing this with the goons.


petrol blue posted:

Ah, Mary Sue, she had so much going for her. But in the end, she lacked a certain something, a certain spark. A certain...


That picture is still great as was the party lich. It's still amazing that 3 spells Krogg got as far as he did due to having the exact correct combination of cheats to get by. If we had made a few different choices he might have actually succeeded.
Party skeletal demonic troll necromancer dad for the win!

moosecow333
Mar 15, 2007

Super-Duper Supermen!
I liked the 'Bumbling Necro-Dad' title myself. Something about it was super endearing.

I also just realized that we never got a familiar this entire time. Kinda messed up there.

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
Yeah, getting a familiar would have let us kill the dragon, and that would have made for an entirely different game.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Darth TNT posted:

You can be a good lich? I thought Necromancy had so many steps leading you to be evil that this would be pretty impossible.

Actually, whether you want to unite the world or invade it is irrelevant to your karma.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

NeoAnjou posted:

What does the path of becoming a druid offer?

Druid is probably the hardest ending to get just because you have to stay at essentially neutral for the whole game. The only real thing it does it let you become Archdruid.

Anchors
Nov 27, 2007
Well, it does offer a way better option for when your asked to study something. You get the option to "Continue Druidic Studies" or something like that, which is I think +20 to Nature, Alchemy, Transmutation, and one other I can't remember.

The nature is almost redundant since you're already super high if you're a druid, but if your low on the others, it's a really good boost and could probably hit a lot more 100% skills that way.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Forgot about that part. But to be fair, hell will freeze before I do another druid run :suicide:.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

I believe being arch druid gets you a couple extra peace points at the end (as I recall, everyone's trashing the environment and fighting wars and stuff. You ask them to stop. They do), not sure what happens if you want to conquer the world. But let's be honest here: if you've managed to be the arch-druid, you probably don't need them.

LightWarden
Mar 18, 2007

Lander county's safe as heaven,
despite all the strife and boilin',
Tin Star,
Oh how she's an icon of the eastern west,
But now the time has come to end our song,
of the Tin Star, the Tin Star!
Anybody play the author's other game, Life of a Mobster? How was it? Released back on July 10th, so we passed the 3 month mark for LP purposes.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Life of a Mobster is a pretty good game. It's the same sort of setup as Life of a Wizard, where you start out as a kid and work your way up (and then fail miserably because you haven't gotten the right combination of skills earlier on). Walter also made the game Paradox Factor, which is also pretty good (you're a time traveler, hopping back and forth through time trying to fix your life).

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ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

I'll 2nd Life of a Mobster. Really fun game, with a quite a few different branches.

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