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Can't be a hero without dead parents.
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We're a trollsmith. Why did they think this was a good idea? We beat the poo poo out of them.
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Aug 1, 2014 22:25
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Oh man were our parents secret troll wizards?
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Aug 1, 2014 23:05
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Yeah, we hit that.
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Aug 2, 2014 08:05
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Make friends and influence people....with out mind. Enchantment.
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Aug 2, 2014 22:54
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Our friend was a guy. Wow this thread turned evil fast.
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Aug 3, 2014 07:25
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I put on my robe and- gently caress. M...maybe we'll be able to use dark magic for good? That usually works out.
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Aug 3, 2014 17:39
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Sherry the Halfling.
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Aug 4, 2014 17:42
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Bah gawd he's got a chair! That's an illegal move!
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Aug 5, 2014 19:42
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ThatPazuzu posted:With 77% fighting, we're a warrior who decided to pick up magic as a hobby.
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Aug 5, 2014 21:09
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Fame. Everyone's heard about our tables and chairs match against The Snakes.
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Aug 6, 2014 00:11
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History because blatant metagaming.
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Aug 6, 2014 18:55
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Don't do it. We have a sweet golem, we don't need to be evil.
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Aug 6, 2014 23:30
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We're so metal we raise zombies by flexing.  Now that we've come this far might as well go full necromancy.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:55
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Sorry Barry, nepotism is a bitch. Sheri.
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Aug 7, 2014 21:11
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Take what is offered. We can issue demands after we have an army of the damned.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:08
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See the glade.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:04
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Hmm, our Divination skill is lower, so it could use the practice more.
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Aug 10, 2014 16:44
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Need to improve our Healing more, although I kind of want to see if using dark magic on a baby has any terrible consequences.
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Aug 11, 2014 17:29
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Yeah, looks like we could boost Divination to the point where we actually pass checks with it. Everything else is too low or too high.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:50
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Kill the king. The prince will be super grateful!
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Aug 20, 2014 23:48
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Fair boundary. I'm sure there will be plenty of chances to fail more checks soon, we don't need to do it on purpose.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:50
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I'm secretly relieved we finally got an event that leaves us with no choice other than to go full evil necromanscer.
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Aug 24, 2014 23:45
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Serve him. Would have preferred Tzeentch or Slaanesh, but sometimes you've got to take what you can get.
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Aug 25, 2014 23:43
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Alchemy, we can't conquer anyone if our nation's been too ruined by a crazy king.
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Aug 26, 2014 03:48
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Meanwhile, our soldiers look at the fact that they march alongside a legion of demons and zombies lead by an undead wizard and ask themselves, "Are...are we the baddies?" EDIT: iGor! Break down their doors!  I suppose the game doesn't account for the fact that our other friends are around 80 too? Sindai fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Sep 2, 2014 |
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Sep 2, 2014 17:50
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So what happens if we fight with no advantage? Do we just lose some army power and stop when it gets too low?
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Sep 2, 2014 19:22
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That's what it seems like. I assume army power must be able to win you one or two more fights if it's high enough because otherwise it would do nothing. So basically this is a test to see if your 3+ freebies can make up for not knowing in advance what skills you needed to get to 100. Anyway, iGor.
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Sep 2, 2014 19:55
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At least we managed to become a lich and conquer half the world. That's much further than the first run got.
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Sep 3, 2014 20:45
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Yes. All will tremble before our skeletal might after a mysterious vision shows us what oddly specific skillset we need to conquer the world.
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Sep 3, 2014 21:14
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I'm against a restart unless we're doing something completely different, like trying to be good.
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Sep 3, 2014 21:39
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We nursed it back to health. 
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Sep 5, 2014 22:39
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We bravely shielded everyone else with our perfect body. Afterwards everyone told me I was amazingly selfless and wonderful, but then I already knew that.
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Sep 6, 2014 06:55
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No money necessary. We absorb the adoration of minor characters as nourishment.
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Sep 10, 2014 19:55
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Gotta show off how good we are at every opportunity. Clean.
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Sep 20, 2014 07:10
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Economics. Whew, finally we are Good Enough and can stop giving up all our gold.
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Sep 21, 2014 22:59
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We've killed the prince twice now, kill the king, long live
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Oct 2, 2014 18:17
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I diplomatically pointed out I could set his entire tribe on fire if I wanted.
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Oct 8, 2014 02:04
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We're on the second run and it's a really long game. You go from growing up, to wizard school, to being an adventurer, to ruling the kingdom, to trying to conquer the world.
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