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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Smithy. Because it's a dwarven stereotype.

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

I did small jobs for the local business owners.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

I think a troll would probably use teeth and claws. Regardless of what he uses, go on the warpath. :yarr: :black101: :hist101:

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Town guard.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Promise to remain true. Doesn't mean we have to though...

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

A Tartan Tory posted:

Just screw the dwarf already

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Toy soldiers.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Cheaters never win. Study.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Research.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

We are an apt pupil.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Study.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Help a lot.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

We are a fame whore.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Study, study study.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Galick posted:

We only need Igor and our minions.

A life of a wizard is a lonely one…

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Diversify.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Mikl posted:

What ho, muscle necromancer, might you cast us a spell?

But of course!

I CAST FIST

Yes.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

What are his crimes?

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Binders keepers.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Divinate!

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Alchemy

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Help the Princess.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Learn Elven Magic.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

The lust for power heals all wounds. Until it's time for revenge. See the glade.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

This kingdom's already corrupt. Use Necromancy.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Brew

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Deny the funds. We might be going to hell, but let's not go straight there.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Smash!

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Blackmail

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Half-Orc

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Mage guild. They pull the strings any way.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Unearth the Arcana.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Use our soldiers.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Remove the tariffs.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

They have to be "alive"? Make a deal. For the "greater good" of Daria.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Post a reward. Can't encourage terrorism and all that...
edit: other options will make us look weak.

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Aug 25, 2014

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

We're so full of ideas.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Cast Fist

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Heal the king.

e: because a deranged puppet is a useless puppet.

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Aug 26, 2014

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

I'm disappointed there's no "and then turn them into our undead servants" option.

Fire them.

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