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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Humans can't have babies? It's why we need storks to get babies. Anyway, Kimberly was a really mean Halfling. She would always rub her uncle's ring in our face.
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Everyone knows wizards can't love - like cats, so lonely.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:16
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Sylphosaurus posted:Our hero met Sheri the Dwarf. Can love bloom... with 6 ft of height difference? Sheri the Dwarf will find out.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:36
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Having a troll helps for getting lumber. We can't be fantasy-racist, goons!
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Jul 31, 2014 20:00
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I rarely left me home, preferring to stay at home and read. I don't think you read all that well, mate.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:12
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Nurse the puppy back. With loving punches.
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Aug 1, 2014 04:17
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Can we make rat armor at the Blacksmith?
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Aug 1, 2014 18:47
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Find mommy and daddy's "magic fun" stash.
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Aug 1, 2014 23:25
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Dwarf/Troll love doesn't end! Faithfulness!
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Aug 2, 2014 00:45
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Learn it all, baby.
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Aug 2, 2014 20:45
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Necromancy. To charm our girlfriend with!
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Aug 3, 2014 00:03
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Galick posted:gently caress OTHER PEOPLE, WE GOTS CORPSES TO RAISE! We'll have all the friends we need when we create an army of the dead.
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Aug 3, 2014 02:11
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Cheating is a good idea in a building where an angry dean shoots fireballs.
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Aug 3, 2014 18:48
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I sell magic and magic accessories.
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Aug 3, 2014 20:59
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Researchin'.
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Aug 3, 2014 22:08
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Drugs. They're for winners.
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Aug 4, 2014 03:42
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gently caress it. Why would seeing into the future be useful?
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Aug 4, 2014 03:56
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ThatPazuzu posted:Remember, if we fail a class, we can't graduate. If we study, our other skills will decrease. poo poo. In that case, WORK HARD.
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Aug 4, 2014 04:12
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Darth TNT posted:Sherry the Halfling. We are totally over Sheri and are not replacing her with a nearly identical knockoff. Don't break what isn't broken. 
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Aug 4, 2014 18:03
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Help a little bit. Except the redheaded rear end in a top hat.
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Aug 5, 2014 00:05
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What's up Sheri?
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Aug 5, 2014 00:33
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True Love Conquers Physical Difference
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Aug 6, 2014 04:01
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Dwarf Love.
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Aug 6, 2014 18:32
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Learn everything! EVERYTHING!
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Aug 6, 2014 18:50
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Use the study we just did! Find a way to casually sneak under with your 30 tons of fun.
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Aug 6, 2014 19:46
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Sheri would be disappointed if we didn't SMITH THE DEATH MACHINE OURSELVES
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Aug 6, 2014 22:31
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Study Really Hard. We've done it so often that at this point it should just be default.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:44
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Of course goons would want to sacrifice their girlfriends, as imaginary as they are. Don't wanna learn that way
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Aug 6, 2014 23:30
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"iGor, activate DEATHMAKER.exe, please". "YES MASTER" Then reanimate the corpses to take over for our lovely thief.
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Aug 7, 2014 22:34
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Just take the offer. We're a necromancer, not a Randroid. (iGor might be)
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Aug 7, 2014 22:40
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10 Kill things 20 GOTO 10 30 WAIT until ordered to kill again Wait, poo poo. A bug.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:56
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Divine Location. We Didn't Torture Some Folks!
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Aug 8, 2014 20:13
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Is necromancy just never going to help? Why not just raise a few dead horses? Anyway, Take the Punch.
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Aug 8, 2014 22:25
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I cast fist!
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Aug 8, 2014 23:02
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We need to know his crimes. If they're what we think, we can just watch. If not, we can rescue him and get a mole in the elf-land.
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Aug 9, 2014 01:03
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I doubt he has the money on him. Let's be a good troll and Help Him Escape.
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Aug 9, 2014 19:20
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Alchemy. So we can transfuse the blood of our dead army into GOLD.
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Aug 9, 2014 22:03
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Help The Princess. It's basically a law.
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Aug 9, 2014 22:24
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Elf Magic. We can make cookies!
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Arcana. We need more practice with it anyway.
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