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We're a troll. George was our only friend, aside from our TOTALLY REAL AND CERTAINLY NOT IMAGINARY friend Lennie.
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Girls are very mean. She spread rumors about poor Krogg and made fun of him when his family couldn't afford the latest designer horses. Mostly because the only ones trolls can ride have to be imported from the lands of the Ice Titans.
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Jul 30, 2014 03:31
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Romance Troll will always be true. You know, until she betrays us and we have a climactic duel on top of a volcano.
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Aug 2, 2014 00:54
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Necromancy is how we will save the world! Those drat elves won't know what hit them by the time our army of undead elves strikes their capital!
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Aug 2, 2014 23:07
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Befriend a boy to round out our friend pool. We need a group of people if we want to conquer the world after all, two people and a rat isn't going to cut it.
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Aug 3, 2014 02:16
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Business Trolls was the greatest supplier of various goods in the entire academy!
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Aug 3, 2014 20:37
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We learned how to warp reality without the use of Wizard Drugs.
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Aug 4, 2014 03:44
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Help a little bit, we need them to think that we're heroes to gather the support we need for razing all of the Elven Lands later.
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Aug 4, 2014 23:03
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Trolls are notoriously clingy. They never break up. Ever.
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Aug 6, 2014 02:25
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Learn the ancient secrets of the Necrotrolls of the past! History
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Aug 6, 2014 19:38
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Augment our Undead Legion with Golems.
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Aug 6, 2014 20:41
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SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! Oh, uh, who? I don't know, how about...Igor? We have iGor for our servant needs now.
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Aug 7, 2014 00:03
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Either A: We have a Golem that can't open doors, or B: We have a dramatic entrance Golem. I'm torn on my vote.
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Aug 8, 2014 01:04
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We will convert wine into DEADLY POISONS. Alchemy.
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Aug 9, 2014 21:23
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Steal their secret magicks. Then sell the secrets on the black market.
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Aug 10, 2014 04:52
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We should learn how to Diversify. I mean, we're already the greatest at everything, but we probably need some practice.
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Aug 10, 2014 23:26
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Why didn't we warp digivolve to MetalHorse? We would have gotten Rocket Launchers... Oh well, let's Divinate.
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Aug 11, 2014 22:13
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We are bros with the dorfs, they can keep their gold.
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Aug 12, 2014 01:38
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Apply persuasion. Physically.
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Aug 12, 2014 15:28
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Our child will be an Elf. We will soon make him the greatest of all the elves. He will, in time, become King of the Dwarves, negating all of his elfiness.
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Aug 17, 2014 17:11
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Help them out. Once our undead army has helped us take over the land, we will make sure that everyone gets food and water. You know, to prevent rebellions against our dark rule.
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Aug 20, 2014 16:53
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Learn his story, so that we know how best to convince him to help us conquer the world!
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Aug 20, 2014 20:12
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RISE, AND DESTROY THE DRAGON. THEN RAISE THE DRAGON.
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Aug 20, 2014 20:34
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Are you seriously asking us this? World Domination.
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Aug 21, 2014 04:00
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Use MONEY on CARPET
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Aug 26, 2014 17:21
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The kingdom has a terrible tax system right now, we probably should put it in the treasury just in case the medieval IRS collapses.
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Aug 26, 2014 17:49
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Play the job market like a harp. I'm saying to Pull the strings.
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Aug 27, 2014 02:25
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Poison and alchemy aren't magic. They're sciences. Magical sciences.
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Aug 27, 2014 21:23
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As the Grandlich of the Kingdom, let them get drunk. It's mandatory. Otherwise you'll find yourself with a letter for the draft.
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Aug 28, 2014 04:06
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The dwarves are literally our greatest ally.
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Aug 28, 2014 13:19
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Aug 28, 2014 18:46
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Are you seriously asking us whether or not we'd like to use Necromancy?
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Aug 29, 2014 02:07
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Four more years, four more years
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Sep 4, 2014 00:25
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Into The Woods!
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Sep 4, 2014 03:22
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We learned how to Bend Light, the miraculous magic of REFRACTION!
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Sep 4, 2014 04:03
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Special Boy Get: Blegolas, a totally original character DO NOT STEAL!!!1!
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Sep 5, 2014 02:47
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Sep 5, 2014 13:37
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We need Elf Jesus(our other boyfriend) badly.
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Sep 5, 2014 14:38
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We use our special ability to heal any adorable animal to Heal Puppy.
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Suddenly, I feel the need to bring new prejudices to the Orcs. Not sure why.
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