Mosquitos

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Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Mosquitos are annoying little assholes, but not nearly as bad as ticks. gently caress ticks forever. At least mosquitos have the common decency to fly off and lay eggs and poo poo after they suck your blood for a minute. Ticks are like, 'hey man? This poo poo's tasty, gonna hang out here for a few days and grow into a morbidly obese blood bag. S'cool righ?'

Edit: I mean look at these two bloody poo poo bags. The gooniest of arachnids. They don't even like each other.

Wild T fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Jul 29, 2014

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Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

So how can I help the fight? I want to wipe those fuckers out for good.

Drinking one half cup of bleach a day renders your blood unsuitable for mosquitos, depriving them of the blood meal they need to reproduce.

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