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Here's a lock pick. It may be handy if you, the master of unlocking, took it with you.
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you were almost a... george sandwich!
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i'd rather you guys not interact with zimmerman so one of you doesn't inevitably decide to meet up and date him
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Jul 30, 2014 05:35
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if more iraqis were like zim then ISIS wouldn't be a problem
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What're the odds Pat is only saying he's not an employee cause he's paying Zimm under the table? And also that he is purposefully employing Zimm out of a sense of solidarity? E: I'm the goddamned batman pr0p fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Jul 30, 2014 |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:39
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Frostwerks posted:he's planning a true detective DETECTIVE: "We have eye witnesses placing you at the scene of the crime. They say you tore off your foreskin and were beating your dick bloody with an alarm clock. Care to explain?" ZIMMERMAN: "Somebody once told me that time... is a flat circ hole."
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ashgromnies posted:Not in most states, actually. Look it up not in Michigan, where I live. It requires intent to commit a crime to be illegal. AKA being caught doing something illegal, aided by lockpicks, or attempting to break and enter with lockpicks. Not trying to pick your own lock or someone else's with permission. That's kind of cool actually.
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Parallax Scroll posted:wouldnt it be hilarious if he killed another black kid and went to trial again and was acquitted again Or wait, maybe we would have a nationwide race riot. Which also might be hilarious, you never know for sure until it happens.
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Jul 30, 2014 06:08
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George Zimmerman if you're reading this, I hear there are a lot of crimes in Mexico.
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Hobohemian posted:That's kind of cool actually. thats how all the real states live.
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Well poo poo you leave bowls of dogfood out on the stoop don't be surprised if you get rats, you offer to give George Zimmerman a gun don't be surprised if you get a creepy murderer infestation
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Jul 30, 2014 06:14
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If he doesn't end up shooting someone else I'll eat my hat
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personally i would not give zim a gun
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Jul 30, 2014 07:44
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Think of it, Detroit needs Zimmerman. He would kill so many savage criminals. Better yet, force Zimmerman to live in Detroit, it would be like the ending of Jet Li's The One!
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Jul 30, 2014 07:54
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i think it was a few months back when zimmerman was the guest speaker at one of those gun shows where people sell white power paraphernalia and trayvon firing range targets
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Jul 30, 2014 07:59
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Zim go to hell.
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why the gently caress is a moose eating walnuts so horrifying?
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Parallax Scroll posted:wouldnt it be hilarious if he killed another black kid and went to trial again and was acquitted again
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Jul 30, 2014 09:30
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How long before goons meet up and befriend him?
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Has the z-man offered his  to the almighty Lowtax yet?
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Zimmerman did nothing wrong
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Alexzandvar posted:IMO instead of charging Zimmerman with a crime next time he fucks someone up just give him an action packed trip to Detroit.
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Parallax Scroll posted:personally i would not give zim a gun i expect him to eat his own at some point if i'm black and i sign up for one of these, does that mean i'm legally entitled to commit fratricide? i have a few scores to settle
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Jul 30, 2014 10:15
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zimmerman is a real-life coen brothers character
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Everyday Lurker posted:if i'm black and i sign up for one of these, does that mean i'm legally entitled to commit fratricide? i have a few scores to settle Yes. Hell, do it anyway. Nobody minds when black men kill each other.
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Zimmerman should have starred in The Purge.
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whatis posted:zimmerman is a real-life coen brothers character Cept he got away with it
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realtalk: zimmerman owns 
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Zim was already acquitted on murder charges, he can't get charged a second time haven't you ever heard it's called double jeopardy I learned about it in this law show.
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Jul 30, 2014 12:10
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free zimmerman
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"george zimmermans greatest crime is giving reactionary internet assholes something else to be insufferable about" chamois
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iirc it wasnt even lockpicks he was caught with, it was a screwdriver
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Jul 30, 2014 13:18
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Apoplexy posted:It's funny, but that was literally 100% fake, propagated by a racist pig cop who was a Zimmerman fan. i literally hadnt even heard about this one http://ivn.us/2013/07/25/george-zimmermans-heroic-car-crash-rescue-appears-to-be-a-fraud/
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Atoramos posted:Zim was already acquitted on murder charges, he can't get charged a second time haven't you ever heard it's called double jeopardy I learned about it in this law show. now he can be an unstoppable super murderer
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A screwdriver that he was definitely using as a lockpick though
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Jul 30, 2014 13:26
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you seriously start the worst thread in gbs stop trying to turn the clock back to 1.0 you retard
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Twee as gently caress posted:you seriously start the worst thread in gbs stop trying to turn the clock back to 1.0 you retard is this seriously the only thing you ever post
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Gum posted:is this seriously the only thing you ever post you seriously make the worst posts stop trying to turn the clock back to 1.0 you retard
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