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SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Bondage posted:

Nice story, but not true. This is much more accurate:

Zimmerman thought "hey I better follow this suspicious looking person while I call the police"

Then, Zimmerman lost sight of him and thought, "Welp, guess I better go home"

Trayvon thought, as he hid in some bushes, "Hey this mexican dude is going to rape me I loving hate faggots so I'm gonna beat the poo poo outta him"

Then Trayvon jumped on Zimmerman and Zimmerman shot Trayvon

Fin.

Yep, but people can't post about how OUTRAGED they are with this version!

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