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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


we reinvented the analdawg. again.




please play the dating sim game gently caress Everything it's

here are some features:

* blow job themed OST feat eminem (no copyright infringement intended!!!!)
* over 5 characters to date, all revoking revolting in hosed up ways (thank you gently caress trophy 2k14 for spell check)
* HTML 5 (or 1??), flash-free

but this is just the tip of the crab leg, also read 43 page long explanation of all this. see page 41 for a very rapey chat with a real-life football guy.

unironically i totally like this. enjoy!

i await the let's play!

PleasureKevin fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2014 around 06:29

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



thanks. pleasurekevin

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012



PleasureKevin posted:

all revoking in hosed up ways


huh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



"tip of the crab leg", haven't heard that one before. did you make it up, or have you heard it somewhere? what other things might you say that others might not have heard of? i think i have one, give me a minute and i'll see if i can think of it

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


we reinvented the analdawg. again.


yeah i stole the crab leg joke

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


lonesomedwarf posted:

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"tip of the crab leg", haven't heard that one before. did you make it up, or have you heard it somewhere? what other things might you say that others might not have heard of? i think i have one, give me a minute and i'll see if i can think of it

hey, are we ok? you seem kind of hostile and i just want to be friends

naem
May 29, 2011



cuck

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



saorry ths im just going through some things right now it was wrong of me to take it out on you. i feel bad, and regret calling you a fagmo. i hope we can be friends too.

naem
May 29, 2011



tane

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

someone LP it

naem
May 29, 2011



"orbs"

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

the tv has naughty channels unscrambled thats cool

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008



A light bulb doesn't have an opinion

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


we reinvented the analdawg. again.


anyone get to this part

quakster
Jul 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


smebody cerate a gif of the israel flags star of david shifting into a swastika tia

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012


I like sharks and snacks.


im too sober for this i think

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

is that a tail or a love poot

Billmac
Nov 4, 2006


ty for the update, pleasurekevin

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Why does it take so long to load?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



huh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



wow, okay

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

did anyone else spurn the suicidal dog's sexual advances

i know its prudish but it feels like the right thing to do

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Worst bartender ever. More like loading simulator.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008



Tenzarin posted:

Worst bartender ever. More like loading simulator.

Seriously. A good bartender knows what you need.

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012


the person that made this is legit crazy, right?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Cat bartender turned into a squid and hosed a dog. Back to more loading.

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012


i closed the tab once i realized it expected me to gently caress the dog. what the hell.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


i came thanks OP

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011




How do I get out of the hot guys crib?

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011




Goddamnit get me outta here

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

i got space aids from sharing ice cream with the bloodqueef

gently caress this ima drunktext the bottle

Aferisan
Dec 3, 2012


I learned a lot about tolerance and gender equality from this game.

ghetto wormhole
Sep 15, 2008


I hosed the goth lady and now I have PTSD, thanks OP.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
WARNING: THIS IS AN AL BORLAND POST

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS BULL SHIT!!!

Your avatar is enough for me OP.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

You're trying to say that you like DOS better then me, right?

Reptar is on page 24 of the pdf

Edit:

Read the last page, this thing has got to be a genius troll.

Dr. Arbitrary fucked around with this message at Jul 30, 2014 around 08:47

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


we reinvented the analdawg. again.


you've been trolled by a florida state student art project, lmbo

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MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

by Lowtax



im just going to p it

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