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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



please play the dating sim game gently caress Everything it's :nws:

here are some features:

* blow job themed OST feat eminem (no copyright infringement intended!!!!)
* over 5 characters to date, all revoking revolting in hosed up ways (thank you gently caress trophy 2k14 for spell check)
* HTML 5 (or 1??), flash-free

but this is just the tip of the crab leg, also read 43 page long explanation of all this. see page 41 for a very rapey chat with a real-life football guy.

unironically i totally like this. enjoy!

i await the let's play!

PleasureKevin fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Jul 30, 2014

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

thanks. pleasurekevin

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

PleasureKevin posted:

all revoking in hosed up ways


huh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

"tip of the crab leg", haven't heard that one before. did you make it up, or have you heard it somewhere? what other things might you say that others might not have heard of? i think i have one, give me a minute and i'll see if i can think of it

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

yeah i stole the crab leg joke

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lonesomedwarf posted:

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"tip of the crab leg", haven't heard that one before. did you make it up, or have you heard it somewhere? what other things might you say that others might not have heard of? i think i have one, give me a minute and i'll see if i can think of it

hey, are we ok? you seem kind of hostile and i just want to be friends

naem
May 29, 2011

cuck

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

saorry ths im just going through some things right now it was wrong of me to take it out on you. i feel bad, and regret calling you a fagmo. i hope we can be friends too.

naem
May 29, 2011

tane

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

someone LP it

naem
May 29, 2011

"orbs"

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
the tv has naughty channels unscrambled thats cool

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
A light bulb doesn't have an opinion

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

anyone get to this part

:nws::nws:

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
smebody cerate a gif of the israel flags star of david shifting into a swastika tia

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

im too sober for this i think

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
is that a tail or a love poot

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
ty for the update, pleasurekevin

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Why does it take so long to load?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

huh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

wow, okay

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
did anyone else spurn the suicidal dog's sexual advances

i know its prudish but it feels like the right thing to do

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Worst bartender ever. More like loading simulator.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Tenzarin posted:

Worst bartender ever. More like loading simulator.

Seriously. A good bartender knows what you need.

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012
the person that made this is legit crazy, right?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Cat bartender turned into a squid and hosed a dog. Back to more loading.

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012
i closed the tab once i realized it expected me to gently caress the dog. what the hell.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i came thanks OP

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

How do I get out of the hot guys crib?

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Goddamnit get me outta here

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i got space aids from sharing ice cream with the bloodqueef

gently caress this ima drunktext the bottle

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
I learned a lot about tolerance and gender equality from this game.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I hosed the goth lady and now I have PTSD, thanks OP.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Your avatar is enough for me OP.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Reptar is on page 24 of the pdf

Edit:

Read the last page, this thing has got to be a genius troll.

Dr. Arbitrary fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Jul 30, 2014

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you've been trolled by a florida state student art project, lmbo

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MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

im just going to p it

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