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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > [Mafia] GoonFights Mafia players wrestling league! Eat a Canuckle Sandwich!
 
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

I for one, detest all this violence, and I think we should all work to resolve our problems peacefully and as friends. Friends like Dhaes and me. But sadly, that isnt the world we live in, so we are forced, FORCED I say, to tear the limbs off of our opponents, to rend their flesh, to kneel on their chests with our hands on their throats, watching their eyes bulge as we squeeze the last breath of life from their very lungs.

And then we are going to poop on their car.

Welcome to the dark side of friendship, Keane.

Taste and I will rip your wind pipe out during our match so you stop trash talking and remain the good kid that you are.

You're welcome,

Your ticket to heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-eJSHoH9Fs

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

Friendship is the strongest force on earth. For example, I could lift Dhaes up with my power of friendship and throw him at Ernest, thus defeating both him AND gravity.

Very powerful indeed.

keane ... you need to stop thinking of every sport as dodgeball

* # ¿ Jul 31, 2014 03:48
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

Friendship is the strongest force on earth.


CCKeane posted:

I could lift Dhaes up with my power of friendship

dhaes is a fat, fat man confirmed

* # ¿ Jul 31, 2014 03:50
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

I don't, you silly man Ernest.

I also play softball.

AND WRASSLIN'

too bad there isn't room for friendship in wrestling

dhaes will backstab you for 15 seconds of affection from the crowd

:chef:

* # ¿ Jul 31, 2014 03:51
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

 stats stat!

* # ¿ Aug 1, 2014 02:34
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

 Comic book villain here; Hal incandenza is despicable

* # ¿ Aug 1, 2014 19:01
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Tremendous Taste posted:

:lol: Me and Ernie forever

brass knuckles
brass brass knuckles

* # ¿ Aug 7, 2014 04:23
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

 evil wins every time

* # ¿ Aug 14, 2014 05:36
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

 last time keane and dhaes ate my brass knuckles

this time you'll eat a judge's chair, jakep

Ernie. fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 14, 2014

* # ¿ Aug 14, 2014 05:59
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

 Can we change our name to Team Eat brAss?

* # ¿ Aug 14, 2014 18:46
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

I'd agree...AS LONG AS ALL OF THE COMPETITORS FIGHT A CLEAN FIGHT.

I'm LOOKING AT YOU ERNEST.

Keep looking and

*performs throat-slitting gesture*

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Poison Mushroom posted:

Why would you run your finger over Keane's throat?

I caught that reference because nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

 TT WE DID IT

I WISH THE BELT WAS MADE OUT OF BRASS, BUT WE CAN'T HAVE IT ALL

* # ¿ Aug 17, 2014 22:02
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CapitalistPig posted:

Only if you are a heel, if you are a face you. Will get your revenge cleanly at the next Ppv.

i have time to bribe you yet

* # ¿ Aug 17, 2014 22:43
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

 how the mighty have fallen :(

belt's still mine

* # ¿ Aug 28, 2014 22:29
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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CapitalistPig posted:

ernie. is back up and he nails 50 with the brass knuckles!!!!!

He goes in for the pin!!!!

1

2

3

Super Evil Friends win!!!!

Your new world mason tag team championsssssss!!!!!

CapitalistPig posted:

Super Evil Friends Vs Team Lurk

Team Lurk Dominates the match until ernie. gets in a lick with the brass knucks and steals the victory, SEF retain the titles.

Winners: Super Evil Friends

Rating - A

CapitalistPig posted:

Team Lurk VS Super Evil Friends for the Tag Team Titles

Super Evil Friends pull out an impressive victory and retain their titles cleanly in the middle of the ring.

Winner SEF - Rating - B

CapitalistPig posted:

Super Evil Friends VS Capps Kid Detective Agency for the world tag team titles

SEF wins again with the help of a distracted ref and a set of brass knuckles

Winners - SEF Rating - A

It was never even a challenge. :smug:

TT :hfive:

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CapitalistPig posted:

Don't be so cocky.

You were gonna drop the belts to Capps Kid Detective agency at the end of this feud anyway.

:smug:

A face isn't so pretty or lovable with a heel right on top of it. :smug:

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