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Jerry Cotton posted:There's nothing about this thread that isn't creepy Pretty much. Sorry for the jagged pixels, it's from my laptop's built in webcam. And judging by the time stamp I had just had a bike accident so that little bit of red on my forehead is actually where it hit the asphalt. I healed up but my favorite parka has an ugly gash on it now. syscall girl has a new favorite as of 16:46 on Sep 19, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 02:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:03 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Youre not a girl! Well I have an ugly gash so
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 02:59 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:thats you It is.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 08:29 |
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The drumstick gap on that bird is scandalous. Something something wishbone amirite?
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 04:50 |
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casual poster posted:haha nice. You found a way to make the bird joke creepy!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 00:49 |
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errol _flynn posted:I am a relatively aged she-goon with no camera skills and a misleading avatar. If you haven't had lip implants, nature has done you a kindness. If you have, you got lucky. /skeeving
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 03:56 |
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Bip Roberts posted:Seriously guys, note the negative postcounts. Chucklefucks etc. MODS..... Yobber spotted.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 03:18 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Here's a quick tip for all guys who either have beards or are thinking of growing one: some women/men are attracted to men with beards, some aren't. Amazing, isn't it? In my limited experience your gf wants you to not shave because you look like a scrub and she doesn't want other girls scoping you out.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 02:26 |
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Dylanthulhu posted:What if I want to look like a scrub? I say go for it. I let it go until it gets too itchy and then have fun shaving it into a full Lincoln. I literally laugh at myself in the mirror playing around shaving famous beards onto my long face.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 03:38 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Very unconventional since I have a 40L and usually split gear with the husband. Here I have our ridgerests strapped to the sides of my pack while dealing with a flooded trail. He was carrying the tent. Also strapped to the outside is a camera tripod. That is so cool.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 10:42 |
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Darth123123 posted:While congrats on the weight thing, you look like better in the left. Not seeing a gut of course. Idk, he's kinda bland on the left but on the right he looks like Gordon Freeman.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 03:11 |
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shipwrek posted:From left: my little bro, me, my pops. The beard is strong in my family. Probably the best username post combo I've seen in a while.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 06:00 |
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peter gabriel posted:You're a good man You were also tricked by the baby
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 22:13 |
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SaltLick posted:
It makes you look like you run a 7-11, yeah
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 21:42 |
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McSpergin posted:
If Jack Black was still making movies you could make bank as his double.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 09:09 |
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Wicker Man posted:I'm pretty conflicted on pugs. I just can't get used to their faces. I hear you on the beard front, it's not dark enough or thick enough and just basically starts getting all ginger and horrible. Furthermore, don't care what pugs look like, they should all be sterilized. And the people who puppy mill those poor bastards. For every slightly non-functional, eyeball hanging out of they head dog that has the digestive tract of a 90 y/o diabetic alcoholic there's another that ends up with an even worse life after complete breeding failure. Don't hate the puga, hate the game. God I don't even care about dogs but pugs are just so depressing.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 06:12 |
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Adhesive Gamin posted:room is slowly filling up with paintings
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 05:33 |
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casual poster posted:DUde, come on, what? You know I didn't even get my grade 10
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 06:09 |
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GunChicka posted:He's going breach Maybe you should make like I did before my mom's c-section and butt out And happy birthday bday goon!
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 23:57 |
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GunChicka posted:Nah, spinal cord injury. Mainly to help with blood flow and muscle atrophy. That's life. I was afraid of that. I have a very good friend who fractured his C3 or C2 or maybe those ended having to be fused but his cord was just crushed and not cut. A lot of PT, steroids, Botox and gawd knows what else and he can still walk and bike and drive and play vidya games, write code yada yada yada He was pretty pissed about the fine motor stuff and I refused to not wail on him at Capcom vs. SNK out of principle back in the day. but last time I played rock band with him he kicked my rear end v thoroughly.
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 02:50 |
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Three Olives posted:
Well they can't be suggesting that you look 50? That's unreasonable.
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 08:17 |
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:losing your hair in your early 20s gets that bullshit done with and out of the way real quick contrariwise if you still have it all in your mid thirties it's dubious your testosterone is going to spike or your follicles are suddenly going to start overreacting to it.
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# ¿ May 10, 2015 02:34 |
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mikerock posted:I'm OK with the $0.05 I paid in taxes to help save Picnic Princess. And anyone else who pays trail fees. The other ones can fester and rot with their dumbass compound fractures.
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 02:59 |
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Picnic Princess posted:
Your eyes say "I've seen everything"
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# ¿ May 17, 2015 22:02 |
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appropriatemetaphor posted:i'd post my picture in this thread but am intimidated by all the babes and also that the smear left by a poo poo-stuffed burlap sack tossed from the bed of a moving truck basically describes my general "looks" Take a nice pic, upload it to imgur and get the delete code. If you regret your decision boom kill it. Anyone who keeps a copy/reuploads it isn't worth yr consideration. Also have a drink it's a three day weekend
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# ¿ May 24, 2015 20:27 |
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10 Beers posted:Also, copious amounts of alcohol. We're all basically pickled. The truth hurts
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 21:04 |
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Tonetta posted:cute couple totes my kind of people
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 02:46 |
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Breetai posted:So I suck at linking up selfies properly hence the cropped head, but I think I clean up nicely. You look like an attorney. One that might have a predilection for Huey Lewis. Good man.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 02:12 |
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Her eyes are up--eh gently caress it Spitting image of Dream's sister tho. Get a SAG card and go try out for the part. They'll make that movie eventually.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 22:31 |
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:please don't 'ironically' objectify people, tia who out the black fly in your Chardonnay?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 22:48 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Oh jesus it just occurred to me that after this movie comes out I'm going to get people thinking I'm like, cosplaying, in my day to day life. uuuggghhhh
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 23:09 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Spoiler alert: he will gently caress this up. Early reports indicate Dwayne Johnson is in the running for Lord Morpheus' part. He's been seen wearing Tommy Wiseau's scalp for a hat and practicing looks of disdain.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 23:27 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This looks like a horrible spiderbite in the thumbnail As soon as I saw it I was like "I hope that was a paintball" and glad to learn it was rather than venom or MRSA or something.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 21:47 |
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Minimalist Program posted:I'm getting ready to post my picture here, later today. I think it's safe to say that we're all constipated with anticipation.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 21:58 |
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Taye Diggs posted:
last I saw you were chilling at Geoffrey Rush's pad with Famke Jennnsen. Seemed like there was some sort of kerfuffle but it's good to know you made it out alright, being black in a haunted house and all. e: not so much haunted as "full of assholes" I guess
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 01:08 |
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GunChicka posted:If I can prevent one neck beard, one pencil mustache... also I had to go and look up that scene and am a little too weepy for a selfie, atm
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 21:11 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Don't care what it is, seeing people getting high is a good thing.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:19 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Definitely a red-tail. They're one of my favorite raptors, thank you for sharing the birdage I just saw one going in for the kill while I was out watering but it went behind the tree line.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 05:38 |
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EmmyOk posted:Surely someone must have edited at some point. A human body can't look like that the new hotness is autoerotic jelqing look like a Burmese woman minus the copper coils for support
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 02:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:03 |
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GunChicka posted:This thread is old now (old people are posting in it) Holy moley Teach me how to do selfies like that* *oh wait you need to start with some good material
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 03:06 |