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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jerry Cotton posted:

There's nothing about this thread that isn't creepy :shrug:

Pretty much.



Sorry for the jagged pixels, it's from my laptop's built in webcam. And judging by the time stamp I had just had a bike accident so that little bit of red on my forehead is actually where it hit the asphalt.

I healed up but my favorite parka has an ugly gash on it now.

syscall girl has a new favorite as of 16:46 on Sep 19, 2014

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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psyopmonkey posted:

Youre not a girl!

Well I have an ugly gash so

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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It is.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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The drumstick gap on that bird is scandalous.

Something something wishbone amirite?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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casual poster posted:

haha nice. You found a way to make the bird joke creepy!

:tipshat:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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errol _flynn posted:

I am a relatively aged she-goon with no camera skills and a misleading avatar.



If you haven't had lip implants, nature has done you a kindness. If you have, you got lucky.

/skeeving

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bip Roberts posted:

Seriously guys, note the negative postcounts. Chucklefucks etc. MODS.....

Yobber spotted.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Here's a quick tip for all guys who either have beards or are thinking of growing one: some women/men are attracted to men with beards, some aren't. Amazing, isn't it?

e: Of course if you want some sweet loving from Irish Joe, shave.

In my limited experience your gf wants you to not shave because you look like a scrub and she doesn't want other girls scoping you out.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Dylanthulhu posted:

What if I want to look like a scrub?

I say go for it. I let it go until it gets too itchy and then have fun shaving it into a full Lincoln. I literally laugh at myself in the mirror playing around shaving famous beards onto my long face.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

Very unconventional since I have a 40L and usually split gear with the husband. Here I have our ridgerests strapped to the sides of my pack while dealing with a flooded trail. He was carrying the tent. Also strapped to the outside is a camera tripod.



I look like an oddball on the trail but that's perfectly fine, I'm happy and having a lot of fun and that's the entire point.

That is so cool.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Darth123123 posted:

While congrats on the weight thing, you look like better in the left. Not seeing a gut of course.

Idk, he's kinda bland on the left but on the right he looks like Gordon Freeman.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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shipwrek posted:

From left: my little bro, me, my pops. The beard is strong in my family.


Probably the best username post combo I've seen in a while.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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peter gabriel posted:

You're a good man

You were also tricked by the baby

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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SaltLick posted:



I need to get more sleep because my raccoon eyes are getting bad

It makes you look like you run a 7-11, yeah

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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McSpergin posted:




Home brewing selfies (the first one is fresh today, and I'm watching TV while important brewing things happen which take time

If Jack Black was still making movies you could make bank as his double.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wicker Man posted:

I'm pretty conflicted on pugs. I just can't get used to their faces.

I kinda want to keep my beard but when it grows out I start looking like an unemployed alcoholic. Plus it just gets all patchy and uneven.

Or go clean shaven since it makes me look younger. Seems beards are becoming more popular with women these days.

I hear you on the beard front, it's not dark enough or thick enough and just basically starts getting all ginger and horrible.

Furthermore, don't care what pugs look like, they should all be sterilized. And the people who puppy mill those poor bastards. For every slightly non-functional, eyeball hanging out of they head dog that has the digestive tract of a 90 y/o diabetic alcoholic there's another that ends up with an even worse life after complete breeding failure.

Don't hate the puga, hate the game.





God I don't even care about dogs but pugs are just so depressing.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Adhesive Gamin posted:

room is slowly filling up with paintings




syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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casual poster posted:

DUde, come on, what?

You know I didn't even get my grade 10

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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GunChicka posted:

He's going breach

Maybe you should make like I did before my mom's c-section and butt out :yosbutt:




And happy birthday bday goon!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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GunChicka posted:

Nah, spinal cord injury. Mainly to help with blood flow and muscle atrophy. That's life.

I was afraid of that.

I have a very good friend who fractured his C3 or C2 or maybe those ended having to be fused but his cord was just crushed and not cut.

A lot of PT, steroids, Botox and gawd knows what else and he can still walk and bike and drive and play vidya games, write code yada yada yada

He was pretty pissed about the fine motor stuff and I refused to not wail on him at Capcom vs. SNK out of principle back in the day. but last time I played rock band with him he kicked my rear end v thoroughly.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Three Olives posted:



According to people I look like I am not in my thirties, it is very aggravating.

Well they can't be suggesting that you look 50?

That's unreasonable.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

losing your hair in your early 20s gets that bullshit done with and out of the way real quick

contrariwise if you still have it all in your mid thirties it's dubious your testosterone is going to spike or your follicles are suddenly going to start overreacting to it.

:getin:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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mikerock posted:

I'm OK with the $0.05 I paid in taxes to help save Picnic Princess.

And anyone else who pays trail fees.

The other ones can fester and rot with their dumbass compound fractures.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:



Sorry for the mirrored image and the apparent disinterest. Wedge pond is actually a nice place and there was no one else there because it was raining which made it 1000x better.

Your eyes say "I've seen everything"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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appropriatemetaphor posted:

i'd post my picture in this thread but am intimidated by all the babes and also that the smear left by a poo poo-stuffed burlap sack tossed from the bed of a moving truck basically describes my general "looks"

Take a nice pic, upload it to imgur and get the delete code.

If you regret your decision boom kill it.

Anyone who keeps a copy/reuploads it isn't worth yr consideration.

Also have a drink it's a three day weekend :beerpal:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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10 Beers posted:

Also, copious amounts of alcohol. We're all basically pickled.

The truth hurts

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Tonetta posted:

cute couple

totes

my kind of people

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Breetai posted:

So I suck at linking up selfies properly hence the cropped head, but I think I clean up nicely.



You look like an attorney.

One that might have a predilection for Huey Lewis.

Good man.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Her eyes are up--eh gently caress it

Spitting image of Dream's sister tho. Get a SAG card and go try out for the part. They'll make that movie eventually.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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A 50S RAYGUN posted:

please don't 'ironically' objectify people, tia

who out the black fly in your Chardonnay?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Oh jesus it just occurred to me that after this movie comes out I'm going to get people thinking I'm like, cosplaying, in my day to day life. uuuggghhhh

:rip:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Spoiler alert: he will gently caress this up.

Early reports indicate Dwayne Johnson is in the running for Lord Morpheus' part. He's been seen wearing Tommy Wiseau's scalp for a hat and practicing looks of disdain.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This looks like a horrible spiderbite in the thumbnail :gonk:

As soon as I saw it I was like "I hope that was a paintball" and glad to learn it was rather than venom or MRSA or something.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Minimalist Program posted:

I'm getting ready to post my picture here, later today.

I think it's safe to say that we're all constipated with anticipation.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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last I saw you were chilling at Geoffrey Rush's pad with Famke Jennnsen. Seemed like there was some sort of kerfuffle but it's good to know you made it out alright, being black in a haunted house and all.

e: not so much haunted as "full of assholes" I guess

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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GunChicka posted:

If I can prevent one neck beard, one pencil mustache...



also I had to go and look up that scene and am a little too weepy for a selfie, atm

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

Don't care what it is, seeing people getting high is a good thing.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Definitely a red-tail. They're one of my favorite raptors, thank you for sharing the birdage :buddy:

I just saw one going in for the kill while I was out watering but it went behind the tree line. :(

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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EmmyOk posted:

Surely someone must have edited at some point. A human body can't look like that

the new hotness is autoerotic jelqing

look like a Burmese woman minus the copper coils for support

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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GunChicka posted:

This thread is old now (old people are posting in it)



Holy moley

Teach me how to do selfies like that*







*oh wait you need to start with some good material

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