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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012



It wasn't very good. In fact, it was very bad and really funny. Are there any other bad superhero movies that are so horrible they're humorous?

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf_hV39Gl6A

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



all of them

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.


Never watched this but it might be up your alley op.



Captain America '79

White Dog Eggs
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey


3 Dev Adam: Zero Budget Turkish film featuring Captain America and Santo (Mexican Wrestling detective and all around renaissance man) fighting an evil Spiderman. The film is almost beyond words;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6h8WntefD0

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012



Action Tortoise posted:

Never watched this but it might be up your alley op.



Captain America '79

This looks amazing just from the picture and I'll probably check it out

White Dog Eggs posted:

3 Dev Adam: Zero Budget Turkish film featuring Captain America and Santo (Mexican Wrestling detective and all around renaissance man) fighting an evil Spiderman. The film is almost beyond words;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6h8WntefD0

This looks good too

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004


The soundtrack had Koran, Marilyn Manson, and silver chair teamed up with electronic dj artists!

White Dog Eggs
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey


That clip is actually missing some of the best bits; Spidermans car slays me.

poo poo: I forgot this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6USMbBy6Y

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.




Try this too

White Dog Eggs
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey



All I remember about this film is Dolph Lungren butt-naked in the sewer talking to god, it's great.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012




holy poo poo

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012



This actually somehow looks worse than the Street Fighter movie, thank you so much for letting me know about this.

White Dog Eggs
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey


Buschmaki posted:

This actually somehow looks worse than the Street Fighter movie, thank you so much for letting me know about this.

"Nick! Thank god, I thought you were dead!"
"I was, but now I'm better"

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Buschmaki posted:

holy poo poo

White Dog Eggs
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey


Possibly NWS for Dolph Lungren rear end-crack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hyB869dBwQ

Not a superhero film, but 'The Dragon Lives again' features Bruce Lee, Pop-eye and the One-armed Swordsman fighting James Bond, The man with no name/Clint Eastwood, Dracula and Emmanuelle (yep, from the terrible soft-core porn films) in Hell for some stupid reason. Hell is also full of mummies. The full thing is on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tma-yJJzGOw

FrostedButts
Dec 30, 2011


Legend of the Superheroes is the most surreal group of TV specials I've ever seen. It's essentially a variety show with the Justice League.

The first special involved the Legion of Doom ruining a birthday party.

The second special is a superhero roast hosted by Ed McMahon. One of the new characters they introduce is Ghetto Man.

White Dog Eggs
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey


Popeye vs Hell Mummies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icCwUCW50eU

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

Living in the Sixth Dimension can be tough.


If nothing else, Dolph was perfect casting for The Punisher. Square-jawed and dead-eyed. I'll take this over Thomas Jane's Punisher any day.

But Punisher: War Zone still towers over them overall.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


Buschmaki posted:

It wasn't very good. In fact, it was very bad and really funny. Are there any other bad superhero movies that are so horrible they're humorous?

the cool cgi effects on his mask and cape were about the only good things in that movie

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!


japanese spiderman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-gRYl45zl0

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




nick fury was already mentioned sorry so have this instead



Roger Corman's Fantastic Four

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njP6YczRgsA

Nothing tops this you guys.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012





Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

nick fury was already mentioned sorry so have this instead



Roger Corman's Fantastic Four



I never expected this when I made this thread, I have so many movies to watch now

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good

White Dog Eggs posted:

Not a superhero film, but 'The Dragon Lives again' features Bruce Lee, Pop-eye and the One-armed Swordsman fighting James Bond, The man with no name/Clint Eastwood, Dracula and Emmanuelle (yep, from the terrible soft-core porn films) in Hell for some stupid reason. Hell is also full of mummies. The full thing is on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tma-yJJzGOw

Bruce Lee dies and goes to the underworld, where copyright laws have no power.

Sixfools
Aug 27, 2005

Some times if we're losing I'll just sit in the spawn and get all Kritz'd out


The violater was the best part of that movie.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.


Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

nick fury was already mentioned sorry so have this instead



Roger Corman's Fantastic Four

i can already tell i'm gonna like this over the newer ones

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012


Melinda Clarke is the only reason to watch Spawn.

Screaming Hand
Jul 30, 2004



The cartoon that came out about the same time was way better. Same for Street Fighter movie vs. cartoon.

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

Deliciously Different

On All Occasions...
It's Good Taste!


Buschmaki posted:

holy poo poo

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Gallow posted:

If nothing else, Dolph was perfect casting for The Punisher. Square-jawed and dead-eyed. I'll take this over Thomas Jane's Punisher any day.

But Punisher: War Zone still towers over them overall.

This guy has refined and correct taste.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009


Buschmaki posted:

holy poo poo

This thread became fantastic.

I wonder if they have Nick Fury at my library.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


You must have watched a different spawn movie than me. THe one i watched was awesome

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

People sure do like to get angry about video cards and giant robots.


SpazmasterX posted:

the cool cgi effects on his mask and cape were about the only good things in that movie

Just a reminder, but Spawn came out in 1997. The movie had awesome effects when it came out.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012



At the beginning of the Spawn movie, Alive-Spawn walks in with a mask on, but you can still see like half of his face and he's clearly a white dude. He shoots a bunch of guys, then takes his mask off and Spawn's a black guy then. My friends and I thought it was really funny when that happened and it sets the tone for the rest of the movie.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003


Buschmaki posted:

At the beginning of the Spawn movie, Alive-Spawn walks in with a mask on, but you can still see like half of his face and he's clearly a white dude. He shoots a bunch of guys, then takes his mask off and Spawn's a black guy then. My friends and I thought it was really funny when that happened and it sets the tone for the rest of the movie.

The most unbelievable part of that entire paragraph is that you actually have friends

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008




Honestly better than any other Spiderman film.

Except maybe this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

SpazmasterX posted:

the cool cgi effects on his mask and cape were about the only good things in that movie

yeah that looked cool, at least at the time. haven't seen the movie in ages

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

by XyloJW


thomas jane punisher was legit good because it p much went out of its way to make you sympathize with the mobsters, frank castle legit comes across as a hosed up broken vigilante, which is how the Punisher should come across as.

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Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.


Favorite and only scene I've watched from Jane's Punisher is when he gets beat down by a guy six foot tall and full of muscle

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