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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

tell youŕe cat he is cute and pet him so he purrs.

:toxogond:

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

didn't you read Maus?
The moral of Maus is that cats are the master race.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Tonetta posted:

what is the best way to serve dead cat

Carve this symbol into an altar deep in the woods:

Slather it with the blood of a raven with your left hand while chanting his name and make sure to get the blood deep into the carving.
Place the cat on the altar.
Bring him fresh blood until he is strong enough to give you further instructions.

Do his bidding until death.

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