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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


Hatoful Boyfriend http://store.steampowered.com/app/3...nr=1_4_4__106_1



Congratulations! You’ve been accepted as the only human student at the prestigious St. PigeoNation’s Institute, a school for talented birds! Roam the halls and find love in between classes as a sophomore student at the world’s greatest pigeon high school.



An Avian Love Story: Chat with birds of every feather from narcoleptic school instructors to pigeon biker gangs on your way to flirty encounters potential suitors that set your hear aflutter. Spend time with the ones that strike your fancy and ditch the birds that prove to be a bore!

New Scenario and Ending: Series creator Hato Moa has created an all-new scenario and ending to discover in this exciting update for fans of the original game and brand-new Hatoful Boyfriend players!

Replayability to Fall in Love All Over Again: Build your own nest of intrigue within the St. PigeoNation’s Institute with genre-bending intertwining narratives, hidden stories, surprise paramours, and multiple endings sure to send you back to the start to try a new path and a different love interest.

Attend Class and Level Up: Choose elective classes like gym and art class to raise your character’s stats and bend suitors to your will by mixing charisma, vitality and wisdom. Get wise and you’ll pass your classes. Getting fit might save your life!

Fowl Twists and Turns: Not everything is as it seems at St. PigeoNation’s Institute! Uncover dark conspiracies, unexpected twists, and hellish fiends bent on bringing on the apocalypse. Pick your dates wisely, and you’ll flap off into the distance with your one true love. Take the wrong turn, and you might just end up murdered in your bed.

Sensual Birdfeed: Purchase delicious beans as a gift for your potential love interests and wow your feathered crushes with Calm Corn, Country Millet or Bitter Black Beans.






Is this game serious? Or is it trying to be funny? Anyone looking for a pigeon dating sim only has to wait 3 more weeks i guess

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Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

The last thing Killstealing sees before his mustache ride.

~*~Straight Balling~*~


its 100% serious op

Munsun
Apr 7, 2008

Real good, boss.

you can love pigeons if you want to

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

is this a pigeon simulator?

scalded schlong
Sep 20, 2003




well i have good news for this pigeon

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


KennyLoggins posted:

is this a pigeon simulator?

pigeon dating sim

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


but you are a human and not a pigeon

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid

Danny O'Dwyer did some funny videos of this for some Gamespot thing.

I am psyched for pigeon trading cards.

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid

pigeon loving spoilers the school doctor is a serial killer who will strangle you in your own cave

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Gonna add this to my list of lovely games to gift people. The only other game on that list is Go! Go! Nippon! ~My First Trip to Japan~

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012

*laughs at you*


hatoful boyfriend is old op

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Len posted:

The only other game on that list is Go! Go! Nippon! ~My First Trip to Japan~
this is a real game

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid

Len posted:

Gonna add this to my list of lovely games to gift people. The only other game on that list is Go! Go! Nippon! ~My First Trip to Japan~

thank you for not adding sleeper hit Secret of the Magic Crystal

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

fastest male in the west


this is actually quite possibly one of the most serious games i ever played for real

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



Gonna go full Richard Gere with a pigeon.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


Only human in a school of pigs sounds interesting imo

Like you character sees them all as pigs because he's a nutty serial killer (and you slowly find that out) that'd be a good adventure suspense game

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

I ain't got time to bleed.

Moridin920 posted:

Only human in a school of pigs sounds interesting imo

Like you character sees them all as pigs because he's a nutty serial killer (and you slowly find that out) that'd be a good adventure suspense game

I was looking forward to a "school of pigs" like a school of fish, but I can't leave disappointed given the thread was for a Pigeon dating sim.

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat


Smoking Crow posted:

hatoful boyfriend is old op

really, really old

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


Blazing Ownager posted:

I was looking forward to a "school of pigs" like a school of fish, but I can't leave disappointed given the thread was for a Pigeon dating sim.

blame motherfucker lowtax for limiting thread title length

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

The last thing Killstealing sees before his mustache ride.

~*~Straight Balling~*~


Moridin920 posted:

Only human in a school of pigs sounds interesting imo

Like you character sees them all as pigs because he's a nutty serial killer (and you slowly find that out) that'd be a good adventure suspense game

thats sort of a plot point in an actual mystery game on the ds

spoon0042
Dec 13, 2006
welp

BKPR posted:

thank you for not adding sleeper hit Secret of the Magic Crystal

now with multiplayer dlc content

gigawhite
Jul 4, 2005


my dick is shaped and proportioned like a duck's so this game speaks to me

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


A nikola tesla simulator

quakster
Jul 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


ah, good. the only service i could find selling legit copies was a porn site. nice to have it on steam

killstealing
Nov 9, 2011




this game isnt new at all but there is a /!\ NEW ROUTE /!\

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