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makoto20
Nov 23, 2006


Which side have you chosen in this celebrity slugfest? I'm leaning towards orlando because he was in a series of films with Johnny Depp.

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8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in front room of a run down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012

makoto20 posted:

Which side have you chosen in this celebrity slugfest? I'm leaning towards orlando because he was in a series of films with Johnny Depp.

Have you not seen Lord of the Rings? That Bloom elf has mad kung fu skills.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011


holy gently caress this thread sucks

milktwice
Feb 15, 2012


call me when one of them unlocks super sayaijin, until then it's not really a fight at all

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


i wish you stopped posting op and that your mother swallowed you

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


One of the following statements are false.

Bieber is a twink.
Orlando is a daddy.
I have a daddy fetish.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

Don't make me Ponder this pick, Ricky

Twat McTwatterson posted:

holy gently caress this thread sucks

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

School's in session!
...



im gay

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!

Pretty sure at this point that I won't catch an STD by letting Orlando do whatever he wants to me. Not sure what sort of STD cocktail I'll get from Bieber though.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm

i still refuse to believe that biebz actually got a piece of miranda kerr. i just can't accept that.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

I go where I wanna go and nobody stops me!


I don't read the celeb magazines op, what happen

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm

Harime Nui posted:

I don't read the celeb magazines op, what happen

http://www.thesuperficial.com/justi...stagram-07-2014

naem
May 29, 2011



Bragged about breaking up the guys marriage to the mother of his kid classy

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013



Legolas ftw

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009



I know how pretentious this quote is, but I can't help but enjoy it:

"Letís get back to the finer point here: Orlando Bloom attempted to TKO a mansion-egging, plane-hotboxing, subdivision-racing douchebag-in-chief, Justin Bieber. This isnít just some celebrity spat. This is Bloom, a man, ascending the mantle to accept responsibility for the reputation of his species, clashing with an avatar of all that is culturally corrupt, petty, egomaniacal, and narcissistic and attempting to physically shake some sense into it.

We don't advocate violence, but this is not violence. This is an attempt to beat back the darkness. "

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005



bieber seems like a huge douche which kind of makes me like him more

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 6, 2012

Mein Fuhrer, I can WALK!



Did Orlando Bloom ever piss in a janitor's bucket while yelling "gently caress BILL CLINTON?"

Shannonmcn
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!



naem posted:

Bragged about breaking up the guys marriage to the mother of his kid classy

Not a chance in hell he actually he hosed Miranda Kerr why would anyone believe that

naem
May 29, 2011



Shannonmcn posted:

Not a chance in hell he actually he hosed Miranda Kerr why would anyone believe that

I just feel bad for legolas because I really really identify with people who look like magical elves

Guancho
Aug 22, 2010

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!


bring back Celebrity Deathmatch

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Strategy.

Orlando Bloom is not Canadian, so he automatically wins.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.


for the longest time i didn't care for orlando bloom and was even amused that his character falls off a chopper in black hawk down. then he did three musketeers and became the best thing about that movie.

now he's gone and punched out the biebz, which is a very cool thing to do. i guess he's just a late bloomer.

naem
May 29, 2011



Now I'm paying atten to gay celeb gossip for some reason but apparently bloom hooked up with Selena Gomez the Disney muppet so bieb's, jealous, why do I care? Fuxk god feel dirty

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


LifeSizePotato posted:

i still refuse to believe that biebz actually got a piece of miranda kerr. i just can't accept that.

why?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


naem posted:

Now I'm paying atten to gay celeb gossip for some reason but apparently bloom hooked up with Selena Gomez the Disney muppet so bieb's, jealous, why do I care? Fuxk god feel dirty

Yeah i read that on Buzzfeed today. WTF is Bloom doing with Gomez? Isn't she like 20 years younger than he is? Hate gently caress back at Bieber?

Shannonmcn
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!



naem posted:

Now I'm paying atten to gay celeb gossip for some reason but apparently bloom hooked up with Selena Gomez the Disney muppet so bieb's, jealous, why do I care? Fuxk god feel dirty

That also did not really happen.

And he didn't actually punch him, he missed.

Lots of things that did not happen.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007

Eleven thousand dead birds
fly towards nothing because
they are dead
and cannot fly

I hosed justin beiber in a dream and he was really depressed and smoked pot after.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Work
Work never changes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsoSVdJikDw

i like balls

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


cmon celebs don't get into fist fights like us poor white trash it'll be bloodless and boring

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Uncle Wemus posted:

cmon celebs don't get into fist fights like us poor white trash it'll be bloodless and boring

Sean Penn knows how to gently caress poo poo up.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why?! Why?! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market ?!!!


Now we have an official definition of "too drunk." As in, "Orlando Bloom was too drunk to land a punch on Justin Beiber."

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Work
Work never changes


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Now we have an official definition of "too drunk." As in, "Orlando Bloom was too drunk to land a punch on Justin Beiber."

he was too drunk to knock up miranda kerr apparently

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


redshirt posted:

Sean Penn knows how to gently caress poo poo up.

gone are the days when Sean would kidnap Madonna and face no consequences for what was clearly psychotic behavior

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


the real story here is orlando bloom got cucked by justin bieber

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


Medium Cool posted:

the real story here is orlando bloom got cucked by justin bieber

congrats, you're using that word right

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Medium Cool posted:

the real story here is orlando bloom got cucked by justin bieber

Indeed. It's rather scandalous, really.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm


31-year-old australian supermodel who could literally have any guy she wants*, seduced by a douchebag 20-year-old lesbian rapper?

*a month or two ago, there were a couple australian billionaires who got in a scuffle over her, too

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008



mods please namchaneg Orlando to Drolando Choom

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


LifeSizePotato posted:

31-year-old australian supermodel who could literally have any guy she wants*, seduced by a douchebag 20-year-old lesbian rapper?

*a month or two ago, there were a couple australian billionaires who got in a scuffle over her, too

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