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Aug 1, 2014 03:47
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wetting the bed into your late 30s
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Aug 1, 2014 03:47
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You have the ability to regrow your testicles if you smash them off in a very painful situation. But it hurts even worse than how you lost them.
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Aug 1, 2014 03:48
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X ray vision that you can use to see tittys but if you use it too much you give yourself cancer
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Aug 1, 2014 03:48
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u can make your nail clippings grow into full nails
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Aug 1, 2014 03:49
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You will never age and have youthful healthy skin. Except it is constantly riddled with horrible acne.
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Aug 1, 2014 03:49
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You can call house cats like aquaman does for sea creatures
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Aug 1, 2014 03:50
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You can freely control your nose hairs like prehensile tendrils. Except they're nose hairs, and they don't grow very long.
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Aug 1, 2014 03:50
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when you flip the bird your finger turns into an actual bird that tries to fly away and it doesn't turn back into a finger for 24 hours
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Aug 1, 2014 03:51
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Every fart is as hot as an iron furnace.
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Aug 1, 2014 03:52
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You can hear AM/FM radio signals, but you can't turn it off or isolate channels. You sweat an antidepressant that would be one hundred percent effective if only it worked for you.
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Aug 1, 2014 03:53
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the inside of your butthole smells like fresh breath
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Aug 1, 2014 03:54
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you can become invulnerable to all harm for 10 seconds but only if you say "welcome to beej town" and start sucking the nearest dick
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Aug 1, 2014 03:57
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u have the ability to fall 1 mph slower but only works when ur falling from 100 feet or more
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Aug 1, 2014 04:00
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Every time you put something together, you will have and extra screw.
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Aug 1, 2014 04:02
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you can sense the nearest Lego
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Aug 1, 2014 04:03
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you can accurately predict, within a day, when any mayfly will die
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Aug 1, 2014 04:06
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You'll never get another sunburn, you are still affected by light though. IE. Cancer. Does not apply for gingers.
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Aug 1, 2014 04:07
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u can drop dead by snapping ur fingers
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Aug 1, 2014 04:08
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VendaGoat posted:You'll never get another sunburn, you are still affected by light though. IE. Cancer. actually they just released a study in the british journal of medicine that sunscreen only prevents the burn but does not protect from cancer. i got that from my power of being able to come up with british journal of medicine studies
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Aug 1, 2014 04:08
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Noblesse Obliged posted:actually they just released a study in the british journal of medicine that sunscreen only prevents the burn but does not protect from cancer. what do the journals have on gingers?
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Aug 1, 2014 04:10
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summoning pennies
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Aug 1, 2014 04:13
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the ability to make a car with only two occupants fill with the smell of fart, causing an unsolvable argument and creating a divide in their relationship that will never fully heal
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Aug 1, 2014 04:30
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The power to kill any thread by simply posting in it
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Aug 1, 2014 04:31
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The power to be correct in any online debate
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Aug 1, 2014 04:37
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you always have a pack of cigarettes but they're pall malls and even hobos refuse them
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Aug 1, 2014 05:39
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You become really good at getting a lot of sex but every time you gently caress circus music blares ear piercingly loudly out of nowhere
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Aug 1, 2014 06:15
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You can cause Hitler to reincarnate in any infant being born. With the exact same results as his first time around.
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Aug 1, 2014 06:28
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Copley Depot posted:you can turn invisible but everyone will see the poop in your intestines and stuff  a hole-y ghost posted:you can become invulnerable to all harm for 10 seconds but only if you say "welcome to beej town" and start sucking the nearest dick you can make anybody poo poo their pants, but you have to be able to see them and it makes you also compulsively poo poo. so crouch in a bush and get ready. You can secrete a lazy stream of hot spaghetti noodles from your fingertips. fairly well-made red sauce comes out of your nose if you plug one nostril and blow.
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Aug 1, 2014 10:47
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You can cause any adult dog that weighs less 20 pounds to spontaneously combust.
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Aug 1, 2014 10:53
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Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:
Pretty sure most of us actually have this power OP The power to walk around as an adult baby diaper lover in public with noone batting an eyelid
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Aug 1, 2014 10:58
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The Midas Touch, but with Bitcoins.
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Aug 1, 2014 11:36
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Razorwired posted:The Midas Touch, but with Bitcoins.
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Aug 1, 2014 11:37
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The power to drink your urine indefinitely without getting sick from it.
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Aug 1, 2014 11:57
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Al Borland posted:The power to drink your urine indefinitely without getting sick from it. Ah the Ghandi trick
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Aug 1, 2014 11:57
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To be incredibly good at any and every video game you ever play but never good enough to monetize it or to get famous for it.
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Aug 1, 2014 13:23
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To transform yourself flawlessly between sexes but be attractive as neither
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Aug 1, 2014 13:25
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the ability to shapeshift into anything you want, but its made of poop
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Aug 1, 2014 14:10
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being able to detect nearby wheat
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Aug 1, 2014 14:16
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you have a prehensile penis but no fingers your eyes work like movie projectors but you can only show hentai your poop explodes if it touches water your rear end cheeks are actually breasts that lactate the cure for aids. the cure for aids tastes like poop
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