Happy Tito Ortiz Day PSP

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Happy August One everybody. Today we celebrate Tito Ortiz and his contributions to both wrestling and MMA. Share some of your favorite Tito clips gifs pics stories and dicks.

http://youtu.be/TnrI1l6qvO4

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:16

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rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

When I read Ricky Ortiz debuted in ECW in spoilers, I thought it was Tito Ortiz with a goofy, WWE-ized name.

That is my Tito Ortiz story thank you for reading.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:17

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Tito Ortiz has a large head

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:18

FreddyJackieTurner: May 15, 2008

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s6VBTzAuZOk

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:18

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; THE END

Tito hit Rampage with a drat hammer!

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y#t=3m55s

*crosses arms, nods, stares*

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:19

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

cuz i dont want none of you tools getting all huffy

http://i.imgur.com/OjMWC1W.jpg

:ortiz:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:21

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

WELLL YA KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER, WHEN I SLAMMED KEN SHAMROCK IN FRONT OF 500 MILLION SCREAMING TITOMANIACS, THE WHOLE WORLD STOPPED, BROTHER

WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE HUNTINGTONSTER RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUU

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:22

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Happy Chuck Liddell Day

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:22

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

flashy_mcflash posted:

WELLL YA KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER, WHEN I SLAMMED KEN SHAMROCK IN FRONT OF 500 MILLION SCREAMING TITOMANIACS, THE WHOLE WORLD STOPPED, BROTHER

WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE HUNTINGTONSTER RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUU

Wow had no idea Albert did MMA

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:24

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

oatgan posted:

Wow had no idea Albert did MMA

I wonder if he'd be as good as Meng

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:25

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

The Shlemnko fight may or may not have been fixed.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:26

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Ty1990 posted:

The Shlemnko fight may or may not have been fixed.

i dont think so, i think it was more that tito was fighting a spinning russian idiot with no ground game to speak of that weighs like 30 lbs less than him

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Look at those three melons.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

lol

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:32

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

JohnsonsJohnson posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s6VBTzAuZOk

The best part of this is still the little hop at the end

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:33

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Lid posted:

lol

lmao

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:35

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

http://youtu.be/V-IRCF2YWd4

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:36

Sprecherscrow: Dec 20, 2009

Why is 8/1 Tito day?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:40

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j14RO0TWaME

Sprecherscrow posted:

Why is 8/1 Tito day?

Lid posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y#t=3m55s

*crosses arms, nods, stares*

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:40

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

http://youtu.be/ippPo-ku9Qw

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:47

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21VmymrQNS4
Not funny in and of itself, but considering it was Dana White's scheme to feed Ortiz to an up and coming Bader and be done with Ortiz forever was the most hilarious thing for weeks.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:52

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Sprecherscrow posted:

Why is 8/1 Tito day?

Head/body ratio

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:53

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

fatherdog posted:

Head/body ratio

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:56

Sprecherscrow: Dec 20, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21VmymrQNS4
Not funny in and of itself, but considering it was Dana White's scheme to feed Ortiz to an up and coming Bader and be done with Ortiz forever was the most hilarious thing for weeks.

I was a little disappointed about Tito beating Shlemenko because it means I can no longer refer to Bader as the last man to lose to Tito.

fatherdog posted:

Head/body ratio

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:57

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

fatherdog posted:

Head/body ratio

# ? Aug 1, 2014 16:58

Answers Me: Apr 24, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS4bGO5ndVs

# ? Aug 1, 2014 17:03

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

http://youtu.be/52d1qbQEv6c

# ? Aug 1, 2014 17:06

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

fatherdog posted:

Head/shaft ratio

# ? Aug 1, 2014 17:09

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

fatherdog posted:

Head/body ratio

rack 'em

# ? Aug 1, 2014 17:13

SaberToothedPie: Dec 24, 2012; The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

he knows...

Tito Ortiz has a draw with Rashad Evans 7 years ago, and tito only drew because he grabbed the fence and got deducted a point.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 17:34

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; THE END

Answers Me posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS4bGO5ndVs

This is god drat incredible.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 17:53

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

fatherdog posted:

Head/body ratio

of course

# ? Aug 1, 2014 17:59

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Lid posted:

bull poo poo, i mean it's not like we don't have a dick pic of his

# ? Aug 1, 2014 18:27

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYQcGUMQEZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEIE1GaMlnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnz3DiO-WlY

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:14

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

fatherdog posted:

Head/body ratio

lmao

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:22

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Didn't he join Aces and Eights for like ten minutes

also who the hell is king mo

# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:01

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Lid posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y#t=3m55s

*crosses arms, nods, stares*

To anyone that knows more about pro wrestling than me: Is this kind of thing normal? Are they always this awkward?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:16

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnz3DiO-WlY

It's cool that Tito has the same musical tastes as me, in 1999, when I was 12.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:18

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