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 Mount your friends is not a game. It is the ultimate sport. If you cannot handle the amount of sexual energies required to mount your friends, you will not survive. quote:Mount Your Friends is a physics based competitive climbing game where what you climb is each other. Players take turns climbing to the top of a tower of previous climbers (and a goat) working to become the new highest point before time runs out. If you run out of time before reaching the top, you're eliminated. It's simple to get into, but difficulty to master. Adept competitors can create massive towers by flinging themselves faster than simple climbing methods can attain. Of course, you may also end up just falling all the way down a tower if you miss! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxqPds3qqz8 Mount your friends is super fun and I've had a blast mounting my friends. It seems like a great little game, right? Well it is, and the developers are charging accordingly. It's only $5. Wow! The game has complete 4 player online support, so you can pretty easily mount your friends around the glove. It also has a bunch of single-player game modes that add some variety for when you are just mounting your lonesome. Another great part of the game is the option to customize your mounters to make them as sexy (or horrifying) as you desire. If you are worried somebody might witness the raw sexual energy channeling directly from the game and into your brain, there is a safe for work mode available.  It is currently on steam, and has been on the the Xbox 360 game store for a little while, so if you would prefer that option check it out! It is also currently 20% off for a while so if you want to make your friends available to mount through a very sexy gift, now is a nice time for that. 
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I saw this, couldn't resist and bought a 4-pack for fellow goons to slap dongles with. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=319135135 As you can see, it's well worth five dollars.
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