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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
she's cute and redheaded which is a great combination and seems cool. I am way more likely to buy food from her. The old one is fat and redheaded which is like the worst combination and she is a living example of what someone raised on Wendy's fraesh hamburgers looks like. Never show her again and keep this one



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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

fast food: who gives a poo poo?

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
Imagining them tribbing has really got me riled up, thanks op

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Rocks posted:

fast food: who gives a poo poo?

I just drove halfway across the country with three screaming children in the back of the truck so me motherfucker

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.

Rocks posted:

fast food: who gives a poo poo?

Everyone, about 35 minutes later.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

New one is false advertising.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
The commercials with the cute, fake redhead are also smug and annoying as hell.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i love redheads. i love all redheads!

5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG
Jul 14, 2007

dodecatuple secret probation
I wish I knew what she looks like but shes always obstructed by the giant erection i got for the at&t girl

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

isn't the old one the actual wendy?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

New one is false advertising.

You don't know that I dated a girl who was tight as gently caress and she ate junk constantly and I found out that it was because of bulimia nervosa. I tried to discourage the bulimia but then she started getting chubby so after a big meal i would lend her my toothbrush and say 'take all the time you need baby'

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
How many dicks do you think she had to suck to get that gig? I'm talking about the larger one.

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

mookface posted:

You don't know that I dated a girl who was tight as gently caress and she ate junk constantly and I found out that it was because of bulimia nervosa. I tried to discourage the bulimia but then she started getting chubby so after a big meal i would lend her my toothbrush and say 'take all the time you need baby'

holy poo poo man, youre one twisted gently caress...!!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

isn't the old one the actual wendy?

she's dave thomas' daughter i think

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Ginette Reno posted:

she's dave thomas' daughter i think

So just her dad's dick then?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


mookface posted:

I just drove halfway across the country with three screaming children in the back of the truck so me motherfucker

seems like a bad idea

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

mookface posted:

I just drove halfway across the country with three screaming children in the back of the truck so me motherfucker

please, return the children to their parents, you don't have to do this

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Meg From Family Guy posted:

holy poo poo man, youre one twisted gently caress...!!

We were both happier that way until she had a miscarriage and I broke up with her and she tries to take her own life. I wish I was making this up but the point is that girls can eat nothing but junk food and still be skinny with the right attitude

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

Obligatory Handle posted:

How many dicks do you think she had to suck to get that gig? I'm talking about the larger one.

You mean when she was a little girl? Probly just her dad's.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
gently caress that! The old Wendy's girls is loving Wendy. Like The Wendy!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

mookface posted:

I just drove halfway across the country with three screaming children in the back of the truck so me motherfucker

Ru aatrek?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
im the martketing executive who had to tell the woman the restaurant is named after that she's too fat to actually be in the ads anymore, rip in peace to her dead cool dad but the focus groups have spoken

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_...s%20mascots.jpg

:nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Death By Yogurt posted:

You mean when she was a little girl? Probly just her dad's.

Yep.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

No they are my children and they are awesome but long road trips are hard on the little guys and they require constant french fries to bolster their spirits

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

would

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

gently caress that! The old Wendy's girls is loving Wendy. Like The Wendy!
it's funny because people tell other people to "just be themselves" but she can't because she was replaced. all aboard the 0wnage express

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Her name is Morgan Smith Goodwin. I think she just OD'd, RIP, Wendy's Girl.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

yep... all readheads!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Obligatory Handle posted:

Her name is Morgan Smith Goodwin. I think she just OD'd, RIP, Wendy's Girl.
too bad she had a nice dick

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

it's funny because people tell other people to "just be themselves" but she can't because she was replaced. all aboard the 0wnage express

Thats not funny it's pathic. I loved the old Wendys commercials.

naem
May 29, 2011

Gaaaaaaah

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I recognize those fake tits, that cock, and that tattoo.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Fake Wendy morr appetizing than real Wendy

Fast food ouroboros

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

mookface posted:

No they are my children and they are awesome but long road trips are hard on the little guys and they require constant french fries to bolster their spirits

Ok then. Maybe try pulling over every few hours an let them run wild. But I'm not real good at herding rampant kids so it might not be a good technique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Al Cowens posted:

I recognize those fake tits, that cock, and that tattoo.
it's your long lost mother. congrats.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I remember the some commercials with the real wendy

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Ok then. Maybe try pulling over every few hours an let them run wild. But I'm not real good at herding rampant kids so it might not be a good technique

I tried this a few times but we almost lost our older son in a river

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

mookface posted:

No they are my children and they are awesome but long road trips are hard on the little guys and they require constant french fries to bolster their spirits

obesity level scale 1-bad dad

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