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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

whatis posted:

bomb italy IMO

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

it is called a bank, OP

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

Big Beef City posted:

you can make your own lox at home is really easy.

You get a good salmon filet, coat it in kosher salt (and sugar if you're down), put some fresh dill around it, wrap it in saran wrap, put it in a pan, put a plate on it, put a can of beans (or whatever) on the plate and let it sit for 5 days, draining the pan occasionally.

Boom. Lox. Seriously.

so its kinda like jew sushi?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Katz's is the most overrated place I've ever eaten at.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Affe mk2 posted:

so its kinda like jew sushi?

Sure except there's nothing jewish about it except that people put it on bagels.
Like its called 'lox' because it's short for 'gravlax' which means 'grave salmon' in norwegian.
It's more like 'Viking sushi' or 'I forgot about this fish I put in a hole'.

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z66tF_UiQc

:sax:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Rayjenkins posted:

id pee in sarah silvermans butt

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Crap I can't eat pork, the most sustainable and self-sufficient of all meats.
Well I better depend on beef cattle being 'a thing' this century.
Also I can't eat anything from the sea that doesn't require over fishing.
I'm NOT waiving my religious privilege here, I'm JUST SAYING you have to accommodate my needs for no reason.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A pizza is cool and fun. Jews are nazis.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Viva Palestine

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
My local Jewish deli is sponsoring the local Palestinian film festival. And parking their food trucks outside that say 'sometimes you just have to jew it up'

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
A jewish food truck. Sounds trustworthy and affordable to me

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Currently eating a Reuben on an everything bagel, a pickle and coleslaw at an nyc Jewish deli. I spent $15.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
pretty sure this is cultural appropriation op

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Jewish Delis are the best. I like to get food from those places sometimes.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I insist on having my meat's throats slit CORRECTLY, this sounds like a good place for me

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Anybody got tips on how to combine new found love for Jewish food with virulent antisemitism?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

There's a Jewish deli next to my apartment, but for some reason it's run by Chinese people. Which is weird because I live in one of the most heavily Jewish areas in America.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i have absolutely no idea what jewish food is

we basically have little to no jews where i live

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Zzulu posted:

i have absolutely no idea what jewish food is

we basically have little to no jews where i live

It's bagels

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
incidentally ive never had a bagel, though ive seen a few around

are they like bread or are they sweets?

Pizzagate Pedophile
Mar 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Al Borland posted:

Do they sell pork related products?

I heard that they make incredible infant dick salad.

Pizzagate Pedophile
Mar 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Livers posted:

I heard that they make incredible infant dick salad.

Oops, sorry it was just their priests sucking infant dicks after mutilating them. My mistake. Jah bless america.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Zzulu posted:

incidentally ive never had a bagel

What the gently caress...you poor soul.

They are more like bread. They can run from savory to sweet, but they are typically savory chewy dense bread, often split and topped with cream cheese and lox with capers. I've heard of hard bagels but I've never had them; I think it's a Canadian thing..

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Aug 3, 2014

Hostile Rabbi
Jun 25, 2005

by Ralp

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Anybody got tips on how to combine new found love for Jewish food with virulent antisemitism?

very carefully

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Still waiting for the inevitable I enjoy a jewish woman deli near my apartment

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
guilt piled high

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Zzulu posted:

incidentally ive never had a bagel


How have you never had a bagel?
How does a person live past the age of 10 and not had a bagel?
I live in butt gently caress no where and probably had a bagel before I was 4 years old and could even remember and process the fact that it was a bagel.

People bring bagels to office parties more than they bring donuts. Have you never had a donut?
How the gently caress has this happened to you?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hey guys I've never eaten an apple. Just dropping this bomb on you.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
he's a euro and euros are literally not racist lol but they ran all the jews out "nationalism" tho

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Clochette posted:

There's a Jewish deli next to my apartment, but for some reason it's run by Chinese people. Which is weird because I live in one of the most heavily Jewish areas in America.

Jews and Chinese have a symbiotic relationship because only Jews* go out for Chinese food on Christian holidays.

*and godless atheists with no Christian friends to take pity on them and invite them over, let's be fair.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Cream_Filling posted:

A jewish food truck. Sounds trustworthy and affordable to me

pictured: a jewish "food" truck

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Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
I worked in a Jewish Deli for two years before the place closed down due to the fact that no new Jews are moving into my town and all the old customers were dying. My bosses were terrible people but I got free sandwiches and drinks so it wasn't that bad.

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