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I was over at a neighbors house playing with toys with a friend. he wasn't there at the time so i was playing by myself. his sister was there. I'm 11 and shes 13. she waved over for me to come in her room. she then quickly dropped trou, which turned my face into one of shock. She then pushed me over to her bed and laid me down. she then rode me for a few minutes, got up, told me to pull my shorts back up and then aggressively pushed me out of her room with this little smirk on her face. just outside her door is the tiny living room and just beside the main door to the house. im almost certain she planned this, cause she hung out with my sister who was also liked being really bad. just as i had started to regain my focus, her mother, her brother, my parents, my grandparents, who just got there visiting from out of state, walked in the door. I quickly turned to the opposite wall, and looking down noticed that my boner had stained, with the help of vagina juice, a obvious penis imprint on my sweat shorts. I said hi and talked to them while staring at the wall, with them being obv weirded out by what i was doing. my boner was taking loving forever to go away, so i just wastebanded it and preemptively feigned being upset that i spilled something on my self and went to my parents. my mom decided to take me home and let me change. truly my most shameful boner.
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Aug 3, 2014 22:06
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My boner shames other boners into non-boners op.
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Aug 3, 2014 22:08
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and im still a virgin..
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Aug 3, 2014 22:53
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That guy who played the best friend on Growing Pains. That was one shameful Boner. edit: Aw 
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Aug 3, 2014 22:55
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That morning wood boner you get while hung over. You're too hung over to rub one out, but your lizard brain is all 'mmm sexin' and you just want to take A GODDAMN SHOWER I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH THIS poo poo RIGHT NOW and then you realize that you're crying and your electric razor isn't charged enough to shave with gently caress gently caress gently caress and my boner just WON'T STOP
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Aug 3, 2014 22:59
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lol electric razzor human being
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Aug 3, 2014 23:01
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There was the time I was railing Ke$ha and had nutted 5 times and was struggling to get it going for #6. She laughed at me and questioned my manhood. I was so ashamed I got it up and hosed her rear end so hard she squirted all over the place. I'm ashamed.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:02
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Trixie Hardcore posted:That guy who played the best friend on Growing Pains. That was one shameful Boner. boner shame leads to suicide!??!
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Aug 3, 2014 23:03
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Waltzing Along posted:There was the time I was railing Ke$ha and had nutted 5 times and was struggling to get it going for #6. She laughed at me and questioned my manhood. I was so ashamed I got it up and hosed her rear end so hard she squirted all over the place. I'm ashamed. so how soon are you gonna die from 9 simulatenous STDs
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Aug 3, 2014 23:03
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those awkward in-class middle school boners
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Aug 3, 2014 23:03
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pretty sure every guy's life from ages 12-14 is a never-ending Most Shameful Boner
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Excelzior posted:so how soon are you gonna die from 9 simulatenous STDs 10. They just discovered a new one: Keshitis.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:05
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ive never had a shameful boner im very proud of my boners, whenever and wherever they may occur
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Aug 3, 2014 23:05
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Maybe you should get a bigger dick so you won't be ashamed.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:07
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hey idiots, if you flex/pulse your leg muscles, you'll drain all the excess blood out of your boner. A handy tip for you awkward erection havers.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:08
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Zzulu posted:ive never had a shameful boner hey maw check out my dick still wet from loving!
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Aug 3, 2014 23:08
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burntpork posted:Maybe you should get a bigger dick so you won't be ashamed. Whenever I knock over a lamp with my giant boner I feel shame for not being more careful.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:08
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You all are replying normally and ignoring the fact that the OP is basically a bullshit self-insert porn story about an 11 and 13 year old, right?
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Aug 3, 2014 23:10
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it aint bullshit. thats like the only sex i had til i was 19 honestly dude if it was porn id be more descriptive of the act. EA Sports fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Aug 3, 2014 |
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Aug 3, 2014 23:13
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Big Beef City posted:That morning wood boner you get while hung over. i treasure my hangover boners as well
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Aug 3, 2014 23:13
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in church while an old man is talking about jesus and the boner wont go away
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Aug 3, 2014 23:16
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Blazing Ownager posted:You all are replying normally and ignoring the fact that the OP is basically a bullshit self-insert porn story about an 11 and 13 year old, right? I hadn't actually read the OP yet. Sorry about the molestation, OP.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:29
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i got an erection in the middle of class in 2001 when the plane hit the second tower
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Aug 3, 2014 23:41
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EA Sports posted:truly my most shameful boner. That's an amazingly hilarious story that girl is awesome. Worst I ever got was a church boner when I was like 12, I think. I don't remember I've never really had a situation where I've had to walk around hiding a boner in public with shame. I just put the bible verse thing over mine in church till it went away. E: bigzak posted:i got an erection in the middle of class in 2001 when the plane hit the second tower I lost mine when it collapsed. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Aug 3, 2014 23:52
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tranime scholar posted:pretty sure every guy's life from ages 12-14 is a never-ending Most Shameful Boner
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Aug 4, 2014 00:00
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i am bonar destroyer if galaxies
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Aug 4, 2014 00:01
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Lady gaga gave me a boner when I hosed her.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:04
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Girls do you get 'shameful pantie wettings'? Like you're like 'omg I just leaked secretions all over myself'? You see me strolling down the aisle at the cube farm and your pussy just blast all over you self? Yeah girl.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:05
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all of them
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Aug 4, 2014 00:09
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A shameful display, OP
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Aug 4, 2014 00:12
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seriously injuring ur spine by diving headfirst into a shallow pool can leave men with a massive, sustained erection (priapism) that will make itself known in front of all the responders and witnesses and persist all the way to the ER...same as men that die by hanging only you may still be conscious/alive to face the embarassment.  so be careful in the summer when drunk and swimming
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Aug 4, 2014 00:15
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I wish... No matter how many innocents I abduct, rape, torture and murder these days I barely get a pulpy.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:23
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come on this is child porn :/
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Aug 4, 2014 00:23
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i tried to write it to be least descriptive... sorry if it comes off that way. shameful boners stories are probably all going to involve people who are a little bit uncomfortably young.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:26
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Waltzing Along posted:10. They just discovered a new one: Keshitis. I think you meant Ke$hitis
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Aug 4, 2014 00:30
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She dropped the dollar sign. Also stop talking poo poo about Kesha.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:30
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Big Beef City posted:Girls do you get 'shameful pantie wettings'? Well, there's nothing shameful about strolling around town with a wet pussy, so...
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i got a boner during the omaha beach scene in saving private ryan but i was 11 when that movie came out so i probably had a boner all day or w/e
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