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Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Sever;

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Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
but then he'd lose his remaining boyfriend points

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
was it a renaissance festival?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
sounds like four garbage people at dennys

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Ahundredbux posted:

sounds like four garbage people at dennys

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

get gender reassignment surgery and exchange your boyfriend points for girlfriend points. I hear there's a good exchange rate

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Ahundredbux posted:

sounds like four garbage people at dennys

you jelly

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
yes i love garbage

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Moridin920 posted:

Right off the bat, tell her that points bullshit is immature and stupid.

Then say yeah that was an awkward moment and you're not really sure wtf but either way just let it go. Tell her you're not trying to side against her, you just don't want drama and aren't thinking of 'sides' to begin with.

If this is not acceptable to her then get some loving in before you break up.

I want to be utterly clear here:

I never agree with Moridin920. He is an unfunny, terrible shitposter. Every post of his is designed to be a finely-crafted projectile with a specifically shaped warhead to deliver the maximum yield of shitiness to those who read it.

Except this one.

He is completely correct, this one time.

Break up with your horrible girlfriend. But at least get someone waiting in the wings before you do it. Men are most appealing when they have someone on their arm.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
white trash at the diarrhea house

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Kanthulhu posted:

I didn't read any of that poo poo. What's the tl;dr?

OP's gf had sex with OP's friend, felt guilty about it & overcompensated but was ultimately successful in convincing OP she wasn't loving his friend.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
you're a giant human being and your girlfriend is a stupid bitch

you should probably marry her because you two deserve each other

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

tranime scholar posted:

white trash at the diarrhea house

he said dennys not doobies

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
OP why do you care if your girlfriend likes her best friend's boyfriend unless you secretly want to gently caress the bf and you're worried she'll no longer be in your life after your gf stops talking to her.

Also she's right people who talk about drugs outside of when actively using drugs at that moment is a loser.

im an orange
Jun 24, 2005
your girlfriend sounds like a retard but your male friend is even worse. rear end-burgin' easily offended whiny bitch who probably did abuse his past girlfriends. You all sound trashy.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
saying white trash when talking about the doobster's would be redundant

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

why do you care if she pisses off her friends anyway op

im an orange
Jun 24, 2005

Cyks posted:


Also she's right people who talk about drugs outside of when actively using drugs at that moment is a loser.

x2. Some exceptions might be made if you're between the ages of 16 to 20

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

his gf keeps pretending to have a broken arm too

what the heck is up with that???

???

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

www posted:

if you get enough boyfriend points can you upgrade to a hotter gf?

You eventually earn a free "get out of jail" card. Gives you the freedom to slap your girlfriend or cheat on her without getting in trouble.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

2500 boyfriend points get you an RC dune buggy

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
put a ring on it

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

gagelion posted:

As soon as she said this and starts chuckling, her best friend's bf cuts her laughing off and says: "That's not funny. I had two exes accuse me of both emotional and physical abuse before."

Yeah, if two separate significant others accused you of abuse it's just a coincidence. :v:

Sever everyone

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
are boyfriend points redeemable for 1984 chuk e cheese skiball tickets because i still have those and there's a penny whistle i have my eye on thank you op for your consideration

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
just post titties op

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
poo poo in her mouth while she sleeps

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Pansacola posted:

just post titties op

Titties require a minimum 1200 boyfriend points, sorry.

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
is her bestfriend hotter than her OP? is that why you mad?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



is she unable to apologize to people because of a medical condition or somethign?

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
gagelion, this is what your post sounds like. Holy gently caress, dude:

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

tango alpha delta posted:

gagelion, this is what your post sounds like. Holy gently caress, dude:


if I slow this down will it be your real voice

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Juanito posted:

but then he'd lose his remaining boyfriend points

no if you store your soul in a phylactery crystal you can keep your boyfriend points banked for the next time you are brought back to life, you just suffer a penalty of 2% of the total which goes directly to satan so he can get his D wet, nigga needs those BF points

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

tango alpha delta posted:

gagelion, this is what your post sounds like. Holy gently caress, dude:


the end of this did sound pretty funny

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!

Juanito posted:

if I slow this down will it be your real voice

What do you mean 'real voice'?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


bigzak posted:

Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

tango alpha delta posted:

What do you mean 'real voice'?
sorry didn't realize you were a chipmunk

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

tango alpha delta posted:

gagelion, this is what your post sounds like. Holy gently caress, dude:



lol

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



why hasn't anyone suggested that op fucks the gf's friend's bf to see if he's actually abusive?

that will put this whole thing to rest op and will determine if your gf was in the right and the proper gf point reduction she should take to her Girlfriend Coefficient

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