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A total loser is only able to date another total loser? That is shocking. What is the world coming to when people with low standards can only date other people with equally low standards?
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Look the OP has made a classic mistake. You really can't afford to put all your boyfriend points in one basket. What you should do is use your remaining boyfriend points to work on diversifying your girlfriend portfolio, reducing the risk of squandering your points if your relationship doesn't work out. You should also consider trading some of your boyfriend points in your current girlfriend for another guy's points in a different girl.
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Aug 4, 2014 05:48
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Trixie Hardcore posted:That's a lot of vitriol aimed at a vagina you have no access to. Lady, I'd vitriolically smash my cockhead with a ball-peen hammer before I put my dork anywhere near the row of razor sharp teeth that assuredly inhabit her festering mantrap cavity. My favorite quote from her? "Women should just lay there and take their rape." VERBATIM. I'd not gently caress a woman who has such clear disdain for her rotting cavern. If she doesn't like her snatch, why would I? Fleshlight, bitch.
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Aug 4, 2014 05:50
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ok serious question is everyone in the story in high school in a small town because I can't see any other reason you would willingly go to a denny's
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Aug 4, 2014 05:51
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NurhacisUrn posted:Lady, I'd vitriolically smash my cockhead with a ball-peen hammer before I put my dork anywhere near the row of razor sharp teeth that assuredly inhabit her festering mantrap cavity. wtf is wrong w you Wolfsheim posted:ok serious question is everyone in the story in high school in a small town because I can't see any other reason you would willingly go to a denny's op is an episode of friday night lights
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Aug 4, 2014 05:52
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Someguy posted:goons sure do love crafting stories around their fictional 'girlfriends' The long version mentions the extra seat they had to request for OP's massive dick.
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Aug 4, 2014 05:54
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NurhacisUrn posted:Lady, I'd vitriolically smash my cockhead with a ball-peen hammer before I put my dork anywhere near the row of razor sharp teeth that assuredly inhabit her festering mantrap cavity. Do you use the extra small fleshlight because you have a tiny dick or because you want to pretend you're raping a preteen or both?
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Aug 4, 2014 05:55
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Hobohemian posted:Do you use the extra small fleshlight because you have a tiny dick or because you want to pretend you're raping a preteen or both? What the gently caress is wrong with you? Clearly it is because I have a micropenis. Way to try to be a sick gently caress up in here.
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Aug 4, 2014 05:57
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NurhacisUrn posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you? Clearly it is because I have a micropenis. Way to try to be a sick gently caress up in here. 
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Aug 4, 2014 05:59
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NurhacisUrn posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you? Clearly it is because I have a micropenis. Way to try to be a sick gently caress up in here. You post like somebody who would be a child molester if they weren't afraid of getting their rear end kicked by a 12 year old.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:00
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why the F*CK is this thread 5 pages long omfg smgdh
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Aug 4, 2014 06:00
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Hobohemian posted:You post like somebody who would be a child molester if they weren't afraid of getting their rear end kicked by a 12 year old. e: Which is why I loving love, adore, worship, venerate chubbers. I will gladly "roll in the deep" all goddamn day, every goddamn week. Fat girls is where it is at. \/\/\/\/\/\/ NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Aug 4, 2014 06:00
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Hobohemian posted:A total loser is only able to date another total loser? That is shocking. What is the world coming to when people with low standards can only date other people with equally low standards? Embracing that leads to sex, so more people should suck it up and accept they're current situation.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:06
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I have never been to Denny's what am I missing?
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Aug 4, 2014 06:17
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TheReverend posted:I have never been to Denny's what am I missing? a meth addiction and gaping maw where teeth would normally be
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Aug 4, 2014 06:18
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what the gently caress is this poo poo, 
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Aug 4, 2014 06:19
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TheReverend posted:I have never been to Denny's what am I missing?   
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Aug 4, 2014 06:20
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op are you single yet
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Aug 4, 2014 06:23
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what is the last picture and also what do the first two 'B's in BBBLT stand for? is it just bacon bacon bacon lettuce tomato?
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Aug 4, 2014 06:24
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Why is this not in E/N? 
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Aug 4, 2014 06:26
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Fetus Tree posted:what is the last picture and also what do the first two 'B's in BBBLT stand for? is it just bacon bacon bacon lettuce tomato? The last picture is what you will eventually find if you spend enough time trawling Denny's. Also, yes. Bacon bacon bacon lettuce tomato. Denny's.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:28
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Server.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:50
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So did he ever post anything in e/n yet?
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katlington posted:Server. 
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Aug 4, 2014 07:21
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op is still a human being
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Aug 4, 2014 07:23
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I didn't read the thread, but just wanted to say, OP, that if your first instinct is to post this in GBS you're not all there. Go break up with that awful-sounding gf of yours and apologize to your friend. Also, im gay
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Aug 4, 2014 07:38
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Demon of the East posted:I didn't read the thread, but just wanted to say, OP, that if your first instinct is to post this in GBS you're not all there. Go break up with that awful-sounding gf of yours and apologize to your friend. Also, im gay This except without the first two sentences
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Aug 4, 2014 07:39
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gently caress drat gently caress gently caress godfuckdamn
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Aug 4, 2014 08:01
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- hi
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I'm not gay, but being gay seems really loving cool
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Aug 4, 2014 08:35
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Hobohemian posted:A total loser is only able to date another total loser? That is shocking. What is the world coming to when people with low standards can only date other people with equally low standards? you posted this on the something awful forums
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Aug 4, 2014 09:34
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gagelion posted:you posted this on the something awful forums I know I'm posting on SA. Do you know your posting on SA or bigzak posted:Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum?
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Aug 4, 2014 09:42
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bigzak posted:Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum
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Aug 4, 2014 09:49
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OP is scum. Subhuman scum.
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Aug 4, 2014 09:49
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no i meant to post it in gbs ok guys
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Aug 4, 2014 09:49
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ilikedirt posted:why the F*CK is this thread 5 pages long omfg smgdh untz untz untz
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Aug 4, 2014 09:52
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*kicks back* p. cool thread guys...hehe. pretty cool thread *sips wine glas full of piss*
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Waltzing Along posted:untz untz untz 
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Aug 4, 2014 10:19
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...I thought you were fuckin dead.
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Aug 4, 2014 11:21
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i really did try to read the op but i only got into the second paragraph
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NurhacisUrn posted:...I thought you were fuckin dead. I thought you were loving dad?
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