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Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
you could also try to break a world record or something

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
eat lamp./

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Is there a thread where I can get someone to make lunch for me? I'm a druggie and always waking up just before I have to leave for work, if a goon had my lunch ready to go before I hit the door I wouldn't always be eating at work's terrible cafeteria.

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

psyopmonkey posted:

Nom peen for lunch OP.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
ranch sandwich

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
steal somebodys bottled water but only druink like 1/8 the water and put the cap back on tia

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Subway footlong tuna sub, toasted, no cheese, with every dressing they have, no veggies or other crap just the tuna sub toasted on whole wheat bread.

Have a glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon to wash it down.

Beer Jerky
Nov 3, 2011

Lard on Fork
Feb 22, 2006
I mean I will holler at it
murder you're famil and feast on they're corpses

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



mookface eat the lunch

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Sardines, habanero mustard, and baby greens with provolone on wheat bread.

Its a pretty tasty sandwich. :3:

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
where are the pics???????

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
A knob of butter dipped in Sugar.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

friends watch porn posted:

where are the pics???????

I ate the sandwich for lunch

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyPqSTAEoq8

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

I pictured a nice office where upper middle class housewives worked.

Not leathernecks and oil jockies... :ohdear:

My immersion...

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Aug 6, 2014

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
leathernecks wtf

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Bravo do my subway tuna sub tomorrow. I bet it'll taste just like cat food.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland posted:

Bravo do my subway tuna sub tomorrow. I bet it'll taste just like cat food.

Redshirt had a request for tuna and peanut butter would you like to add anything to that

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

Redshirt had a request for tuna and peanut butter would you like to add anything to that

Well can you make it the tuna from subway? I suppose gummy worms in there too would be good.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

hákarl stuffed with surströmming

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

mookface posted:

You might have to settle for cinnamon raisin but I will use banana if available

Even better. Put a peeled banana up your butt from the morning all the way to lunch, then scoop it out and eat it. With your fingers.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Samizdata posted:

Even better. Put a peeled banana up your butt from the morning all the way to lunch, then scoop it out and eat it. With your fingers.

The onion sandwich actually wasn't bad the sweetness of the raisins paired well with the onion flavors but my breath did stink all day

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

The onion sandwich actually wasn't bad the sweetness of the raisins paired well with the onion flavors but my breath did stink all day

I had to eat a whole onion raw so I'm familiar with the experience you had sweetness to go with it at least.


Seriously though tuna PB gummy worm sandwich on rye

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland posted:

I had to eat a whole onion raw so I'm familiar with the experience you had sweetness to go with it at least.


Seriously though tuna PB gummy worm sandwich on rye

I can do this.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007
Do it! More videos....

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

I can do this.

I made af riend eat a footlong subway sub with tuna, veggie patty, all their dressings, gummy worms, mentos, dried ramen, and hotdog flavored potato chips once. He got abotu 3 bites in before he started to pussy out. Too bad he lost that bet.

I think yours will be better but I'm gonna tell you. You're in for a treat.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Did you eat it yet Mook?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
eat a mummy

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I think that if the OP can't even eat 1 whole red onion for his thread called "I will make and eat whatever you want me to for lunch" that he should be banned.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I mean on the one hand I wouldn't eat a whole red onion, but on the other I don't go around posting how I'll eat anything.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Followed through and has good sideburns, 5'd.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
you ate a red onion that's like a baby onion, like you are trying to prove you are one step tougher than eating a maui onion.

next lunch just eat a 3 pound can of jalopenos, and wash it down with nacho cheese.

also i am happy you actually did eat something from the thread so 5'd

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

ur very rude to ur coworkers i dont appreciate the language u use at them. mb in the future think about how words can hurt other ppl??? seroisly disturbed w/ ur lack of respect hear.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
also why is a canadian wearing what looked like a 1980's padre's hat that's weird.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland posted:

Did you eat it yet Mook?

Its coming the last couple of days have been kind of somber and definitely no time for joking around but soon sorry

inkmoth
Apr 25, 2014


mookface posted:

Its coming the last couple of days have been kind of somber and definitely no time for joking around but soon sorry

Have you all had the somber realization that life would be better as a colony of the United States? :911:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i just got my chip for being somber for 100 days true story

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Someone find out where he works, cum in a container and leave it in the kitchen area

OP make a cum sandwich

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

Its coming the last couple of days have been kind of somber and definitely no time for joking around but soon sorry

All good I look forward to it OP. You're a good man.

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

I pictured a nice office where upper middle class housewives worked.

Not leathernecks and oil jockies... :ohdear:

My immersion...

what is it you think "leatherneck" means

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