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Trixie Hardcore posted:There's a difference between not caring if a woman gets off & being incapable of getting a woman off. There just happens to be a lot of overlap in those two categories. Whats a female orgasm have to do with me. Unless she's the one paying for poo poo. Id like the roles reversed for once. You try to please me and pay for all my poo poo and I just sit around and look cute. That'd be the real gender bender
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Aug 7, 2014 06:58
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My father had that exact arrangement once actually, with some rich New Yorker woman. That sounds ideal
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Aug 7, 2014 07:00
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Do they sell sexy hitler costumes?
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Aug 7, 2014 07:00
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Do they sell sexy hitler costumes? i didnt know there was any other kind
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Aug 7, 2014 07:01
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Well I think he also hosed her silly too
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Aug 7, 2014 07:01
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Im losing my mind
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Aug 7, 2014 07:02
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They're called Hitler costumes.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:02
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Do they sell sexy hitler costumes? 
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Aug 7, 2014 07:02
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Do they sell sexy hitler costumes?
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Aug 7, 2014 07:03
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some day someone will cosplay pregnant sailor hitler and it will be posted here and I will weep
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Aug 7, 2014 07:05
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:My father had that exact arrangement once actually, with some rich New Yorker woman.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:08
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we should hang and j/o just no gay stuff
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Aug 7, 2014 07:15
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:My father had that exact arrangement once actually, with some rich New Yorker woman. That sounds ideal Was he hot
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Aug 7, 2014 07:16
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Yes, tell us more about your gigolo pops. Feel free to start the thread "My dad was a gigolo, ama" e: feel free to posts pics of your hot dad
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Aug 7, 2014 07:17
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Dickgirls are people too
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Aug 7, 2014 07:17
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whoflungpoop posted:tell us about ur gigolo pops He usually had 2 or 3 girlfriends at a time throughout his 30's, after his divorce. Now he's got cancer and it might win. But he had a good run. He was a professor and seemed to make a habit of dating cute young students. Even as adjunct you can swim in it apparently. But there were other sources..dance groups, community groups. anyone complaining about meeting women just isn't getting out there. About his gigolo thing, I never really asked that much about it. Probably isn't much more to tell.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:18
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:He usually had 2 or 3 girlfriends at a time throughout his 30's, after his divorce. Now he's got cancer and it might win. But he had a good run. He was a professor and seemed to make a habit of dating cute young students. Even as adjunct you can swim in it apparently. But there were other sources..dance groups, community groups. anyone complaining about meeting women just isn't getting out there. What did he look like
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Aug 7, 2014 07:20
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I shouldnt talk about family members to strange internet people
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Aug 7, 2014 07:21
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Cream_Filling posted:its only a big deal for hosed up people. probably they were touched as children or something I can only assume you hold this belief because you do not have sex with women, since like 9/10 women ever really, really get off on being tied up and spanked and hair-pulled and just generally being treated like a woman.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:24
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:we should hang and j/o just no gay stuff If you say 'no homo' immediately before or after nothings gay.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:29
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A. Beaverhausen posted:If you say 'no homo' immediately before or after nothings gay. I say it right before I go into the bathhouse, and I'm covered for the whole evening.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:38
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my fetish is shoving the squishy part of a fleshlight up my vagina, loving a random dude with it on cam, then birthing it out on the living room floor in front of him after we're done
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Aug 7, 2014 09:58
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lonesomedwarf posted:can someon eplease answer this question i really want to know oh it's because we don't all focus 100% of our attention on our Something Awful Posting and aren't really paying attention, and don't notice we hit quote and not edit until we hit reply and there's two posts
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Aug 7, 2014 10:00
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My kink is missionary sex with one consenting, adult woman, at night, with the lights off. I am a disgusting monster.
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Aug 7, 2014 12:01
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oval office raja posted:oh it's because we don't all focus 100% of our attention on our Something Awful Posting and aren't really paying attention, and don't notice we hit quote and not edit until we hit reply and there's two posts okay thats cool but why not just hit back or close the tab or whatever that was really hte point of the question i mean i know its not a big issue or anything but sometimes i just wonder about things like this probably because i have no real life or friends or anyone significant in my life that i can talk to about things even though i am now past 30 oh god i hate myself someone help
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Aug 7, 2014 13:30
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lonesomedwarf posted:okay thats cool but why not just hit back or close the tab or whatever that was really hte point of the question i mean i know its not a big issue or anything but sometimes i just wonder about things like this probably because i have no real life or friends or anyone significant in my life that i can talk to about things even though i am now past 30 oh god i hate myself someone help hold on buddy itll be ok  how about i run you a nice hot bath? you just soak and relax. ill make soup and sandwiches, we'll take it easy at home tonight and when you're ready to talk about it ill be here to listen and thumbfuck your peehole til yourdick explodes like a microwaved hot dog
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Aug 7, 2014 14:02
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I don't get poop stuff either. Didn't we have a poop eater on the forums at one point? We did. He asked if it was safe to eat his girlfriends poo in some ask/tell sex thread.
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Aug 7, 2014 14:21
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look if yo udont see how ever relationship has at its core a brutal power dynamic and dont express it through choking and fake rape than you my friend are just not getting it
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Aug 7, 2014 14:27
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its very important to me that the internet accepts how i like to punch suck and cuck everyone all ther time
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Aug 7, 2014 14:28
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dont predent YOU dont love to tie people up, and rape themand think about it all the time like me :rolleyes
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Aug 7, 2014 14:29
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i thought making a man wear my heels and a penguin apron to the store to buy me tampons was sexually deviant, but after running the numbers it turns out i was just being a bitch
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Aug 7, 2014 14:35
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Cucking Mama posted:republicans are cool
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Aug 7, 2014 14:36
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whoflungpoop posted:hold on buddy itll be ok got drat sounds good to me ill start now
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Aug 7, 2014 14:43
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ouch ... ha ha ha just kidding i didnt really do it
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Aug 7, 2014 14:43
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:Whats a female orgasm have to do with me. Unless she's the one paying for poo poo. Id like the roles reversed for once. You try to please me and pay for all my poo poo and I just sit around and look cute. That'd be the real gender bender I got into a relationship like this and then she bought me a mid-century house and had a baby and before I knew it I had turned into a housewife.  So I guess be careful with that unless you're a Cleaver-lifestyler or into Draper-play or whatever you want to call it.
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Aug 7, 2014 14:59
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I'm a little disappointed that the gigolo promise was not delivered on. Disappointed but not surprised.oval office raja posted:my fetish is shoving the squishy part of a fleshlight up my vagina, loving a random dude with it on cam, then birthing it out on the living room floor in front of him after we're done That's a solid fetish & don't let anyone tell you it's wrong. Cam girls make mad bank & you're providing an original sci-fi playlet every time you do this which is more than you can say for Hollywood. lonesomedwarf posted:okay thats cool but why not just hit back or close the tab or whatever that was really hte point of the question i mean i know its not a big issue or anything but sometimes i just wonder about things like this probably because i have no real life or friends or anyone significant in my life that i can talk to about things even though i am now past 30 oh god i hate myself someone help I have a bad doubleposting habit that I blame on the forums being annoying to navigate on my phone/tablet & usually doing something else at the time but I'm trying to do it less.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:11
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Um, I believe the proper term is Reverse 1950's Household, thank you very much.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:12
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There's nothing wrong with being a housewife/househusband. Kinks all around.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:14
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being a househusband sounds pretty sweet id do it
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