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sorry you can't see your dick hiding under the giant slab of gut hanging over it op. maybe you should just feel around down there
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Ask them their opinion on circumcision. When they inevitably tell you that one choice is really bad and no one should be that way ever and the other way is really good, headbutt them in the dick
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Aug 6, 2014 17:06
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In your best Jerry Seinfeld voice say "what's the deal with dick cheese?" Then whip your dick out and spin it whirlybird style with your hands behind your head
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Aug 6, 2014 17:08
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How do you tell if someone ISNT circumcised without seeing their dick? Don't worry they'll tell you
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Aug 6, 2014 17:13
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donkey salami posted:In your best Jerry Seinfeld voice say "what's the deal with dick cheese?" don't feel like this last bit is gonna work out without a slide whistle
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Aug 6, 2014 17:17
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Ask them to cuck you. It's not gay if you look while they're railing your wife/
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Aug 6, 2014 17:20
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Who gives a poo poo why do you care you shameful fag
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Aug 6, 2014 17:46
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bring up the concept of using lotion or lube when masturbating. if they look confused by this, they are uncut. if they think that sounds like a normal and reasonable thing, they are cut.
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Aug 6, 2014 17:56
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if they're a girl they're probably not circumcized
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Aug 6, 2014 18:10
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noone is (or isn't) if you just believe
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Aug 6, 2014 18:17
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ask your mom
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Aug 6, 2014 18:18
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Start the circumcision argument, cut dudes always desperate to rationalize they mutilated dilz
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Aug 6, 2014 18:18
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why do goons care so much about other people's dicks
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Aug 6, 2014 18:20
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President Ark posted:why do goons care so much about other people's dicks people are fighting irl over this with armies
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Aug 6, 2014 18:21
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If u say Shalom and they don't respond in any way chances are they are deaf. Otherwise u can figure it out easy
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Aug 6, 2014 18:21
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The USA had a president named Dick the 60's were funny
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Aug 6, 2014 18:21
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Hagborn posted:if they're a girl they're probably not circumcized unless they were born/raised in a muslim country
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Aug 6, 2014 18:25
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:unless they were born/raised in a muslim country
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Aug 6, 2014 18:31
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Lol at anyone who thinks most uncut dicks smell like smeg or "dick cheese." Y'all just super jelly of the phermones raw men emit from their tips. OP, a good way is to casually relate an anecdote, "The other day I was peeing in a rose bush and my dick got caught. Don't you hate that?"
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Aug 6, 2014 18:42
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you could close your eyes while you suck on it and just find out based on how it feels on your tongue
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Aug 6, 2014 18:45
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Look for the Yamaka
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Aug 6, 2014 18:48
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Pickle dicker posted:Seriouspost: Why are doctors who advocate for circumcision usually creepy pedos? there's a pro-circumcision organization called ACORN whose members have a circumcision fetish
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Aug 6, 2014 18:48
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gingerberger posted:Look for the Yamaka Yarmulke
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Aug 6, 2014 18:49
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Deep in the woods, a women who calls herself a "real feminist" meditates. She is completely unshaven and topless, but absolutely not in a sexy way. After several minutes, without opening her eyes, she speaks one sentence and one sentence alone: "Circumcision," she says, "does not go far enough."
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Aug 6, 2014 18:51
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Nameless_Steve posted:Deep in the woods, a women who calls herself a "real feminist" meditates. She is completely unshaven and topless, but absolutely not in a sexy way. then she farts loudly and inhales with gusto
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Aug 6, 2014 18:59
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Ramsus posted:If they're clean they're circumcised.
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Aug 6, 2014 19:02
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hemale in pain posted:can you imagine a dick which hasn't been mutilated when the owner of said dick was a child? hosed up no i don't think about little kid dicks sorry
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Aug 6, 2014 23:53
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Ask them if they can easily give a mushroom stamp. Build an app that can tell the difference and text yoy then put a camera phone in your bathroom then give them lots of water and beer to make them peee. Them the app will text you the penis status. God I'm like that Nathan guy.
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Aug 7, 2014 00:03
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SpazmasterX posted:make an off-hand remark about how much better being circumcised is because apparently uncut guys can't resist flying into a frothy rage over it
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Aug 7, 2014 00:08
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ArbitraryC posted:I was going to say "ask them about their thought on circumcision ". If they start frothing in the mouth and use words like mutilation and child abuse then they are probably uncut. If they shrug and don't really care about the topic then they are probably cut.
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Aug 7, 2014 00:21
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turdriver posted:its actually the opposite seriously, most of the vocal anti-circumcision people are circumcised themselves and resentful of it
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Aug 7, 2014 00:23
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I AM ANGRY ANGRY ABOUT DICKS
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Aug 7, 2014 00:26
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Whenever I think about circumcision I think about the crazy Jewish ritual that gives babies herpes... "...the ritual, known as metzitzah b'peh, after removing the foreskin of the penis the person performing the procedure places his mouth briefly over the wound, sucking a small amount of blood out, which is discarded." http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/07/health/new-york-neonatal-herpes/
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Aug 7, 2014 00:29
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President Ark posted:why do goons care so much about other people's dicks im gay
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the uncircumcised guys will tell you about it at every possible opportunity and they won't ever loving stop, gotta justify that ugly sand worm lookin' dick and accompanying cheese, I suppose ArbitraryC posted:I was going to say "ask them about their thought on circumcision ". If they start frothing in the mouth and use words like mutilation and child abuse then they are probably uncut. If they shrug and don't really care about the topic then they are probably cut. yeah, this Ableist Kinkshamer posted:seriously, most of the vocal anti-circumcision people are circumcised themselves and resentful of it is this one of those cool goon things where you pretend this is something that actually happens? Someguy fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Aug 7, 2014 00:31
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the only reason non-cuts have to keep their smegma-encrusted dick wrap in place is because they're simply too subaverage in size to risk removing any more mass. sorry your parents never told you. plus, the cock sleeve comes in handy because their repulsive stench and frothing rage over penis politics prevents any human from ever wanting to come into contact with them, unless said human has a fetish for cheesy buildup.
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Aug 7, 2014 00:36
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not that there's anything wrong with that lmaooooooo
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Someguy posted:is this one of those cool goon things where you pretend this is something that actually happens? it's funny because you're accusing everyone with an uncut dick of being insecure about it, but betraying your own insecurity with being cut by denying that anyone could be unhappy with it
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Aug 7, 2014 00:39
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a dick, while inside any of a persons holes, is basically the same, cut or uncut therefore the only people who care about this on either side are virgins
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actually sucking an uncut dick is significantly different from sucking a cut dick (its better) (every uncut dude ive sucked off had good hygiene too)
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