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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > itt we are retail cashiers silently judging everyone
 
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rhizomorph
life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.

hemale in pain posted:

*works at a sex shop*

"hahah, I'd say you could bring that back for a refund if you weren't satisfied!!!"

*makes same joke to every customer*

lmao "hey man, i had a problem with this purchase" *unopened butt douche box jerks from side to side on counter, emits occasional muffled scream*

* # ¿ Aug 15, 2014 22:29
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rhizomorph
life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.

ulvir posted:

look at this idiot who went ahead and bought three apples and a pack of gum in addition to a whole lot of beers. what, did you think those extra items wouldn't make me notice?? dumbshit
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