Jett posted:

Oh God look at that smug bastard. Thinks that just because he got in the panties of the woman I love more than any other he can just walk around like he owns the loving world. That loving handlebar mustache and mullet, what is this the eighties? What does she see in him anyway? Is it because he's a waiter at Applebee's? Is a Wal-Mart cashier just not "enough" for her? Oh poo poo are they coming this way? Really? He's going to rub this in my loving face? Well, he won't get that satisfaction on my shift.

"Oh, hi Mom. Sure, I'll be happy to check you out. Hi Nathaniel. I'm sorry but you're going to have to go to lane 7. It's against company policy for us to check out step-relatives."