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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
have ten bucks

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

InFlames235 posted:

But this does not guarantee perfection?!!!! We are looking for like the perfect race of goon here

ok lemme change up the thread title

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
steps:
have parents in a STEM field
watch anime and/or get triggered really hard by anime
post about people playing videogames, but have not played that videogame yourself
vapid slores
make an E/N thread, but denounce the thread later and edit out all of your posts
use LSD as harm prevention
call up the yorba linda water district
have a thousand different mental illnesses so you're on a cocktail of brain altering prescriptions
get migraines from scents
verify other goons genders at all cost, perhaps by finding posts on other forums that explicitly state and show they're not what they say they are
have a panic attack when you talk face to face to someone not in your immediate family
report the most banal poo poo on an internet not quite comedy forum
talk about your thousand different mental illnesses on the internet not quite comedy forum so catladies will tell you nice things
kill youre famil

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
be on SSI and spend 40hrs/week playing videogames you conned dumb lonely nerds out of by pretending to be a girl

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Cucking Mama posted:

the most stereotypically goony trait I've noticed is trying to distance yourself from fat, fail goons who don't bathe, drink soda and are turning this place into freaking virgin central

oh poo poo, forgot this one:

vehemently hate something, and post non stop about that thing, but then are discovered to be the hilarious polar opposite of the thing you hate and are just as bad as what you crusade against but on the other side of the spectrum

examples include being someone who rails against fat people relentlessly in a thread but are then found to be anorexic/dangerously underweight

notable inversions include actually being the thing you hate

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