Post your legs, it's the monthly contest thread!

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the August Dorkroom photo contest!

Last month the theme was Horror, and was won by Moon Potato!:

Moon Potato posted:

avian-pox by digital_walnut, on Flickr

For the new month the theme is :spooky:

LEGS

Be creative!

Rules:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after I posed this thread, and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until August30th after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until August 31st (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. Like this. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:05

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:09

Phummus: Aug 4, 2006; If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

All right, I'll give it a whirl:

Grasshopper by jmorris4371, on Flickr

# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:14

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

20140806 Legs & beer_ by MedievalMedic, on Flickr

# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:12

Marman1209: Jun 14, 2005; NonSequar got me this account for no damned reason.

Legs by Narmmm, on Flickr

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:33

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 17:02

Kidney Stone: Dec 28, 2008; The worst pain ever!

Edit: Photo taken in the wrong month...

Here, have a new one:

Kidney Stone fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Aug 22, 2014

# ? Aug 22, 2014 16:04

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:10

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

You know, if we're doing hairy man legs, I'm going to have to change my submission to hairy man legs. :colbert:

# ? Aug 22, 2014 21:43

SoundMonkey: Apr 22, 2006; I just push buttons.

Medieval Medic posted:

You know, if we're doing hairy man legs, I'm going to have to change my submission to hairy man legs.

You should, all these hairy man leg pictures are making me feel very svelte and not like a literal sasquatch.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 11:02

ExecuDork: Feb 25, 2007; We might be fucked, sir.; Fallen Rib

Opilione by Execudork, on Flickr

# ? Aug 23, 2014 18:51

KatticusFinch: Aug 19, 2014; When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Legs for Days by ninja.kate, on Flickr

# ? Aug 24, 2014 00:31

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

garden-spider by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

# ? Aug 24, 2014 05:00

murp: May 30, 2007

DSC_1575 by Dingus Falcon, on Flickr

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:25

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

# ? Aug 26, 2014 06:50

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

2014-08-26 12.49.48 1 by Geektox, on Flickr

# ? Aug 26, 2014 08:56

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

This seems appropriate

# ? Aug 26, 2014 12:36

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Eh, why not?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:51

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

Hunter in the hydrangea by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

# ? Aug 26, 2014 21:45

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

InternetJunky posted:

This seems appropriate

The theme is legS; I only see one.

Toolik-Foxes-fs 1781 on Flickr

# ? Aug 28, 2014 08:26

Wooten: Oct 4, 2004

Grass Spider Chillin by cclunie, on Flickr

# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:16

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

BetterLekNextTime posted:

The theme is legS; I only see one.

The other ones are in there somewhere.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:40

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

or lack there of...

# ? Aug 30, 2014 07:25

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

I'm done partying, so start voting.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Wooten posted:

Grass Spider Chillin by cclunie, on Flickr

BetterLekNextTime posted:

Toolik-Foxes-fs 1781 on Flickr

-CHA posted:

Hunter in the hydrangea by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

VendaGoat posted:

InternetJunky posted:

Geektox posted:

2014-08-26 12.49.48 1 by Geektox, on Flickr

8th-snype posted:

murp posted:

DSC_1575 by Dingus Falcon, on Flickr

Moon Potato posted:

garden-spider by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

KatticusFinch posted:

Legs for Days by ninja.kate, on Flickr

ExecuDork posted:

Opilione by Execudork, on Flickr

gbut posted:

Kidney Stone posted:

Soopafly posted:

Marman1209 posted:

Legs by Narmmm, on Flickr

Medieval Medic posted:

20140806 Legs & beer_ by MedievalMedic, on Flickr

Phummus posted:

Grasshopper by jmorris4371, on Flickr

# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:00

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Crazy good month, but I'll go with Marman

# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:04

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

internet junky

# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:34

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

Voting for InternetJunky with an honorable mention to KatticusFinch

# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:55

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

KatticusFinch

# ? Aug 31, 2014 20:57

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

InternetJunky

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:54

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

ExecuDork thanks for the nightmares

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:23

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Really hard to pick but I vote FreudianSlippers

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:08

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

-CHA

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:12

Wooten: Oct 4, 2004

murp

# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:16

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Internetjunky

# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:17

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

InternetJunky

# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:45

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

I'm lazy, so voting will close after I finish cooking and eating dinner tonight, whenever that may be!

# ? Sep 2, 2014 01:37

MrBlandAverage: Jul 2, 2003; GNNAAAARRRR

Internetjunky

# ? Sep 2, 2014 01:43

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

InternetJunky

# ? Sep 2, 2014 02:38

voodoorootbeer: Nov 8, 2004; We may have years, we may have hours, but sooner or later we push up flowers.

___murp___

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:13

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

And the winner is InternetJunky! congrats, pick a theme, and good luck next month!

# ? Sep 2, 2014 07:42

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:09

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

Mr. Despair posted:

And the winner is InternetJunky! congrats, pick a theme, and good luck next month!

Sweet, thanks everyone.

I wish we had a list of past themes somewhere. If we haven't done it before, how about Silhouette for the next one?

# ? Sep 2, 2014 16:59

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