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Al Borland posted:Forced Lesbian ghost rape. ghostplay is NOT consent
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Can a ghost get an erection?
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Aug 7, 2014 22:40
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prezbuluskey posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0dg6PzVPgU This is the ghost test the one you prefer determines whether or not you are a ghost or just a ghost poser
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Quickscope420dad posted:This is the ghost test The correct answer is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV8eiSA4vqc
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Aug 7, 2014 22:42
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Make spooky arts and crafts with ectoplasm and sell it on etsy.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:06
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Help students cheat on their tests.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:19
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Al Borland posted:I am skeptical of casper being attracted to women. im pretty sure he slayed that hoe iirc
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Aug 7, 2014 23:20
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Make contact with a team of ghost hunters and lead them on a long and dangerous search for your killer so that you can have closure and move on to the afterlife only to reveal at the end that you died from autoerotic asphyxiation and that they imprisoned an innocent man & wasted two years of their lives for nothing.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:32
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wheN I was in the bathroom at work earlier today (and I went multiple times just so you know, because I like to drink a lot of water, not that I'm skipping out on doing my work, okay?) one of the stall toilets kept flushing even though there was nobody in the entire bathroom except me. Ghost activity?
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Aug 7, 2014 23:42
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I read the first couple lines of the OP. It was already better than anything in GBS in the past 3 months so I stopped reading. 5
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Dr. Pancakes posted:stay sexy Wooooooooooooooooould
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Aug 7, 2014 23:50
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look at every boob and butt on earth then fly into the sun
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Aug 8, 2014 00:04
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-Sneak into a biker bar. Lick the scariest biker on his shaved bald head. Watch the ensuing fight. -Go to an old city like Washington DC or Philly and walk around in alleys at night. Do this near bars. -Go to some shithole state, like florida, and find a depressed and stressed out mom. Spill things in her kitchen. Spill sugar right next to the door to attract ants. -Ghost restaurant -Ghost farts on mean old people who pay with checks at the grocery store.
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Aug 8, 2014 00:13
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I'd be a ghost goon, and petition for a post-death unbanning after my death banning.  Although I'd probably crib the "contact the ghost hunters" and "peep at ladies". And add watching over some kids to that list. It's only fair that I uphold my end of the IRL TOXX of "I'll die before I watch over any kids whatsoever."
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Aug 8, 2014 00:17
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I guess I'd be Ghost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vL9zCFpv-0
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Aug 8, 2014 00:36
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Practice fleeing in terror from the dark abyss
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Aug 8, 2014 00:46
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Assemble an anti-Ghostbusters team of ghosts capable of masking their psychokinetic energy & sufficient knowledge of electronics to confidently rewire ghost traps. Follow Ghostbusters around undermining their work by warning other ghosts and sabotaging Ghostbuster equipment.
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Aug 8, 2014 00:48
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I'm pretty tall so I would walk around kids whose heads are at rear end level and cut nasty farts in their faces e:midgets too
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Aug 8, 2014 01:05
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NiceGuy posted:#7 stay safe
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Aug 8, 2014 01:06
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honestly id prob just go see a bunch of movies for free and like visit fancy parties and steal poo poo how much power do i get as this ghost? can i touch poo poo? can i eat food if i wanted? like this ghost poo poo sounds like a really good idea im prob going to kill myself asap
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Aug 8, 2014 01:09
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Get right behind sexy art students making pottery and get lots of ghost halfies.
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NiceGuy posted:#7 stay safe
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murder you're famil
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Aug 8, 2014 08:57
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Haunt a toilet. Poo!
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translucent privilege
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Aug 8, 2014 09:26
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I wonder why everybody assumes you know what to do as a freshly-minted ghost. Maybe you have to start from scratch and go to Ghost School to learn how to be a ghost. You take classes, study, have homework and tests. Eventually, you get a grade and your future ghost job is based on your Ghost School transcripts and Ghost Job interviews. Eventually, you get a haunting job, but not the cushy one you really wanted, because that one went to that toe-rag in class, just because his uncle owns the Haunting Company you applied to, so you have to settle for that second-tier haunting job of lurking in that part of the forest where nobody ever goes anyway, and you're only allowed to moan, even though you got top scores in chain rattling and screaming. And forget the ectoplasm. Your ghost company is so cheap they won't authorize you for an ectoplasmic discharge of any kind, even though that toe-rag can go through a swimming pool of the stuff and the ghosts in the expense account department won't even blink an eye. So, maybe being a ghost is pretty much like being a human.
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Aug 8, 2014 10:04
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#1 teabag the living
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genesplicer posted:I wonder why everybody assumes you know what to do as a freshly-minted ghost. I was ghost homeschooled though
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Haunt a toilet. Poo! i already said this fucker bitch!!!!
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Aug 8, 2014 10:09
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psyopmonkey posted:-Go to some shithole state, like florida, and find a depressed and stressed out mom. Spill things in her kitchen. Spill sugar right next to the door to attract ants. genesplicer posted:I wonder why everybody assumes you know what to do as a freshly-minted ghost. psyopmonkey posted:-Ghost farts on mean old people
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Aug 8, 2014 10:59
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possess a pretty lady so that you can feel pretty and then do things. possess somebody in a position of power to pass a mandatory gay marriage and weed smoking law. haunt a men's locker room. watch anime.
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Aug 8, 2014 13:08
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 DANCE DANCE DANCE
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that might be ET
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Aug 9, 2014 02:36
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"lots-o-handjobs"
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added a few more to the OP haunt this thread
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Idiot Syncratic posted:if you can find the ghost of a ping pong ball, then you can play ping pong with your new ghost friends nice
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I would prefer to be a skeleton. Can I be a skeleton instead?
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I would prefer to be a skeleton. Can I be a skeleton instead? no there is a rivalry, you can only be trans-spooky within the ghost gender
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there is a shop in my town that has a lot of black things and crystals in the window. i have never gone in but i would not be surprised if they had a section with the thread title
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