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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
lmao god drat

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

If Abyss' selling is any indication that barbed wire was electrified.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


honest question

if you're that referee and you know these guys are going to bleed like crazy, why wouldn't you wear gloves

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
well that was dumb and terrible and everything i hate about tna wrapped into one

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Gordong Dongbay posted:

TNA loves the thumbtack spot don't they?

They were really cool in that Mankind match once, LET'S DO THEM IN EVERY MATCH!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
why is janice so powerful

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hahahaha gently caress your sound levels

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
That board with a nail in it thing is one of the stupidest weapons in wrestling history, it's even dumber than HHH's sledgehammer. They might as well bring a gun or a loving sword to the ring as unrealistic as it is.

TNA either has too far over the top weapons like Janice and Machete
or hilariously weak weapons like Padding and Towel

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

NickRoweFillea posted:

why is janice so powerful

It's covered in fake nails.

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

Low Ki is such a dumb little gently caress.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Low Ki sounds like he's trying to be a movie villain.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Burt Buckle posted:

Low Ki is such a dumb little gently caress.

he's got a cool voice, i'll give him that

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Low Ki sounding like he is about to hunt vampires with Blade.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Low Ki cutting a promo. :geno:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Burt Buckle posted:

Low Ki is such a dumb little gently caress.

What's the over/under on him getting dragged out by security during the show

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
That match was everything I hate about Impact. Nothing was given time to breathe. They replay everything 5 times and then it's right on to the next spot.

The match was:

SPOT SPOT SPOT REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY SPOT REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY SPOT SPOT REPLAY REPLAY SPOT FINISH REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY TO THE BACK

I can't stand that poo poo. Give me time to breathe.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

RZApublican posted:

What's the over/under on him getting dragged out by security during the show

like three fiddy

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


RZApublican posted:

What's the over/under on him getting dragged out by security during the show

3.9

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I never realized how much I hate Taz laughing his way through commentary during a "violent" match until now.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah that was horribly paced. If you are going to do weapons matches like that you need to mix in some actual wrestling rather than people taking unprotected shots one after another. The only breaks we got was Abyss twitching after every spot he took.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

skaboomizzy posted:

I never realized how much I hate Taz

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

RZApublican posted:

What's the over/under on him getting dragged out by security during the show

1.1. In TNA, it's always 1.1.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


what the gently caress is a "floatograph"

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


DAT SPUD JACKET

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
EC3 and Spud are actually good

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
oh god no

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
"collection of talent", I guess that's one way of putting it

SNITSKY CATCHPHRASE

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hahahahahahahahaha "the lasting legacy of ECW", snitsky

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I had no idea how to pronounce Rycklon.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Snitsky retreading his catchphrase.

I remember when he was cool.

TNA managed to kill what little joy I got from Snitsky.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
HERE'S OUR WWE CATCHPHRASES

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


jesus christ why is spud waasting away here he loving owns

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
They literally just showed her going through a table at the beginning of the show but okay, I guess she isn't.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


lol tazz taking the piss out of snitsky

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Gordong Dongbay posted:

They literally just showed her going through a table at the beginning of the show but okay, I guess she isn't.

It was actually Spud dressed up as Dixie.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
ahhh poo poo trapasaurus flex

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


lol what is that sportcoat mvp has


it kinda owns

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


clearly pumped in boos

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
HO TRAIN

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