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Kevin should start talking about himself in 3rd person. I mean he is self important and all. "Kevin likes your profile. Should you wish to accompany Kevin on a date you should prepare to be overwhelmed by the sheer animal magnetism that is Kevin" or something like that.
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Stormfang1502 posted:Kevin should start talking about himself in 3rd person. I mean he is self important and all. okay this is the new message: "Kevin likes your profile. Should you wish to accompany Kevin on a date you should prepare to be overwhelmed by the sheer animal magnetism that is Kevin" okay sent that out a few times, now using: "I am very cool" les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Aug 8, 2014 17:14
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To a religious person: "If you ever get tired of :Diety: let me know. I can show you true enlightenment."
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Aug 8, 2014 17:32
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swapping to just saying "I am a terrible nerd"
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Aug 8, 2014 17:33
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quickscope420dad if you show that one chick your real face i bet she'll give you a hummer in one of those cobblestone british alleys
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Aug 8, 2014 17:44
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Girl, when I first saw your profile pic, well uh I felt like Ash when he first saw Ho-Oh. I was like drat gotta catch that.
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Aug 8, 2014 19:11
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As I recall a long time ago a goon actually met a girl by trolling on okcupid and she basically went "I can tell this is a joke profile but I think it is hilarious do you want to meet up???"
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Aug 8, 2014 19:45
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God drat I'm so proud of you quick. This is going great. If you do end up with someone from the date you should actually like go and give them a prize of chocolates and take a photo.lonesomedwarf posted:depending on how this goes i might end up signing up for this because if this guy can get responses i sure as gently caress will (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 8, 2014 20:13
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Al Borland posted:God drat I'm so proud of you quick. This is going great. If you do end up with someone from the date you should actually like go and give them a prize of chocolates and take a photo. The main problem is that if i get to the point where i have to explain to them that I am infact only slightly less loving terrible than this guy then...
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Aug 8, 2014 20:16
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Quickscope420dad posted:The main problem is that if i get to the point where i have to explain to them that I am infact only slightly less loving terrible than this guy then... At the very least you look better than this guy! E: Unless you have crippling social anxiety. Then you're doomed. Also, holy poo poo who is willing to put up with a guy that asks a riddle involving pokemon?
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Aug 8, 2014 20:17
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If this guy gets a date and you can't just steal his pickup lines.
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Aug 8, 2014 20:30
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The irony is that banal nerd poo poo like asking about pokemon is a vast improvement over 99% of the messages women receive on these sites. Like imagine someone putting flaming bags of dog poo poo on your doorstep every 19 minutes, and then you step outside one day and there's a bag of cold mcdonald's french fries. You're so relieved that you appreciate the french fries, even though they are not necessarily preferable to nothing.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:13
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tiananman posted:The irony is that banal nerd poo poo like asking about pokemon is a vast improvement over 99% of the messages women receive on these sites. This
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tiananman posted:The irony is that banal nerd poo poo like asking about pokemon is a vast improvement over 99% of the messages women receive on these sites. Haha I suppose cold spoiled food is better than dog poo poo on fire.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:17
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7th message will be: hey how r u
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Aug 8, 2014 21:20
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concerned mom posted:7th message will be: hey how r u Nah that makes the task literally impossible
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Aug 8, 2014 21:22
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Asking goony questions is a good change of pace for these gals that must be texted 10 times a day to be honest. Who knows, quickscope420dad, maybe something good can come out of this if it is possible to not get creeped by a guy with a fake account, not a fake supermodel account but a fake dork account.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:28
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Japanese Phone Box posted:Asking goony questions is a good change of pace for these gals that must be texted 10 times a day to be honest. Who knows, quickscope420dad, maybe something good can come out of this if it is possible to not get creeped by a guy with a fake account, not a fake supermodel account but a fake dork account. The real obstacle is all the misogynist stuff and "brogrammer" i think, but i will keep going until a made up, intentionally awful goon has better dating success than real goons
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Aug 8, 2014 21:30
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Next message: literal copy paste of one of those charity emails pleading for a donation but change donation to date
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Aug 8, 2014 21:31
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Ask someone what their favorite Star Trek movie is. Kevin's answer will always be Nemesis.
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Aug 8, 2014 22:44
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Quickscope420dad posted:The real obstacle is all the misogynist stuff and "brogrammer" i think, but i will keep going until a made up, intentionally awful goon has better dating success than real goons This "goon" gonna have better luck than 99% of the okc dating thread. Somehow find a way for Kevin to brag about being a pro pokemon snap photographer.
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Aug 8, 2014 23:25
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Twitch posted:Ask someone what their favorite Star Trek movie is. Kevin's answer will always be Nemesis. Kevin should be a fanatical Voyager fan and detest all other ST shows and movies
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Aug 8, 2014 23:26
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Kevin should ask women if they want printers carried to their house.
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Aug 8, 2014 23:47
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"Kevin owns a whopping TWELVE shiny pokemon in his copy of Pokemon White! Maybe if you're lucky, he'll might catch you for his thirteenth!*
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Aug 8, 2014 23:51
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Twitch posted:Ask someone what their favorite Star Trek movie is. Kevin's answer will always be Nemesis. Stormfang1502 posted:Kevin should be a fanatical Voyager fan and detest all other ST shows and movies you dorks think he will be undesirable because he likes the wrong star trek
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Aug 9, 2014 00:11
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Parallax Scroll posted:you dorks think he will be undesirable because he likes the wrong star trek
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Aug 9, 2014 00:15
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"Who is ur favorite magic plainswalker?" The only acceptable answer is, of course, Graceful Antelope. edit: This question is because Kevin needs to know that his eventual soulmate has an appreciation of both Magic: The Gathering's lore and mechanics, and terrible puns. LGD fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Aug 9, 2014 |
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Aug 9, 2014 00:21
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Change his height to 5'4" Let's see what happens.
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Aug 9, 2014 00:49
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this fake goon is more charismatic than real goons. you should all kill yourselves if you cant get a date
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Aug 9, 2014 00:56
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SaltLick posted:this fake goon is more charismatic than real goons. you should all kill yourselves if you cant get a date Going to start discussing pokemon now with online dating chicks.
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Aug 9, 2014 01:00
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Kevin doesn't play by your rules. Kevin has no mana limit
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Aug 9, 2014 01:01
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concerned mom posted:A man has to get a vulpix, a pidgey, and a sack of corn across a river. he takes the pidgey across first, leaves it, goes back and gets the vulpix. goes back across and switches the vulpix for the chicken, brings chicken back. leaves chicken and brings corn across to the vulpix, goes back. brings chicken back across the river.
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Aug 9, 2014 02:15
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this is all a ploy to get the OP laid by amassing the game of a thousand goons to equal perhaps 2 real men
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Aug 9, 2014 02:27
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Ask them which is better, The Wire or Breaking Bad. No matter what they answer, scoff and challenge their television sophistication.
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Aug 9, 2014 02:34
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You're going to have to get better photos IMO
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Aug 9, 2014 02:36
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Al Borland posted:I'm tempted to try this in my local area honestly for laughs. I'll show up though just because I'm sad and desperate too dwarf. I'll be your friend. no pretense here im seriously thinking about trying it for real because of this thread 
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Aug 9, 2014 02:39
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C. Everett Koop posted:Ask them which is better, The Wire or Breaking Bad. No matter what they answer, scoff and challenge their television sophistication. This is probably the best suggestion yet. Follow it up with "I don't actually own a television though, I pirate every show."
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Aug 9, 2014 02:54
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op please work "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" into his profile tia
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Aug 9, 2014 03:00
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Okay everyone it's been a long-rear end day so I'll update the OP with all the latest happenings in the world of Kevin tomorrow morning my time (GMT). For now, i'm going to relax by shitposting everywhere
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Quickscope420dad posted:Okay everyone it's been a long-rear end day so I'll update the OP with all the latest happenings in the world of Kevin tomorrow morning my time (GMT). For now, i'm going to relax by shitposting everywhere Don't do it! Don't poo poo a post.
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