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I was 5, i wanted to see what my mummy was making on the stove, turns out it was porridge, the right side of my chest has a weird slightly more hairy patch just under my collarbone.
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After scaring away the japanese family who had, on a deserted private beach in phi phi island, thailand, decided to sit next to my towel, book and drink, by having worn a couple of bits of string and some cloth, basically a cock-hammock, I passed out and me legs got 3rd degree burns. as it was my honeymoon I gritted my teeth until I got back to Japan.
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RobattoJesus posted:One time I was at a party in Scotland and this girl kept making eye contact from across the room so I went over and said "Hello" and she replied with "eee baws, yer fukkin english... Well thers like nae chance ahm gonnae gently caress yous now so ye can just fukkin sit back down pal" I want you to write this all down, and the late Iain M Banks to narrate it.
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