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I was supposed to play beautiful music and be super talented or lead people to spirituality and fall in love with a beautiful kind woman but i went to a rich kids liberal arts college to impress my Dad or something and hated most everyone there..then i moved to Asia and started loving asian women.
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I was supposed to kill myself because of the depressions, but I thought that would be emo and cliche, so instead I just stewed in my misery until I was finally put on medication.
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Aug 11, 2014 04:18
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God fatalistically accepts that I'm going to kill him when he's not looking, but that omniscience thing is a real is a real humdinger of an obstacle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzX-_U7L-Nw ...which is the real quenstion. I'm just glad someone banged out a video to this since Elfman couldn't be bothered to.
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Aug 11, 2014 04:23
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God sent his holy pit bulls to maul me to death but I was saved via satanic pact with a children's hospital. Later on, I thwarted God's plan to only let me gently caress men by loving ladies too & making God watch.
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Aug 11, 2014 04:29
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Trixie Hardcore posted:God sent his holy pit bulls to maul me to death but I was saved via satanic pact with a children's hospital. Later on, I thwarted God's plan to only let me gently caress men by loving ladies too & making God watch. You cucked God. Voted 4.
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Aug 11, 2014 04:31
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i'm reasonably satisfied that i have followed my intuition and integrity throughout my life, so i don't have any significant regrets. i don't need to become some super great person, which is vanity, instead i aspire to do a little better, enjoy myself, and to treat others with kindness. any workable life philosophy means you have to be able to accept setbacks and disappointments but keep trying to make the best of what you have.
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Aug 11, 2014 04:32
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I'm right where god wants me, and that's really loving sad for god hth
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Kyrie eleison posted:i'm reasonably satisfied that i have followed my intuition and integrity throughout my life, so i don't have any significant regrets. i don't need to become some super great person, which is vanity, instead i aspire to do a little better, enjoy myself, and to treat others with kindness. any workable life philosophy means you have to be able to accept setbacks and disappointments but keep trying to make the best of what you have. this, except unironically
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Aug 11, 2014 04:33
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God meant for me to be a productive member of society and not a hedonistic shitlord, I guess I live in a basement now because it's closer to hell. 666 hail satan
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Aug 11, 2014 04:35
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Sometimes I feel like god is always holding me down and the only way to gain any power or success is to submit to the dark lord
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Aug 11, 2014 04:36
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Cesar Cedeno posted:Death better be loving certain it's the only thing i hope for
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Aug 11, 2014 04:44
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David Copperfield posted:it's the only thing i hope for Don't say that David, you brought joy into my evening by posting that Malcolm In the Middle thing and relevant ant pictures you googled. You are a forums treasure. I mean sure your gang tag thing probably has you on the no fly list, but know that deep down, I am entirely ambivalent about both your and my existence. Let this make us stronger.
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Aug 11, 2014 04:54
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I should've studied harder to become an abortion doctor.
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Aug 11, 2014 07:40
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I was probably destined to be a diplomat or political analyst or even an influential politician or grassroots leader, but instead i've gone off the deep end into my own mind and out the other side and there's no way back. maybe it's still possible but not likely. i broke my fate somehow, i had no idea this would happen
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Aug 11, 2014 07:46
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Cesar Cedeno posted:
this alone makes me wish for the end harder
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Aug 11, 2014 07:52
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GODS PLAN FOR ME WAS FOR ME TO KILL GOD AND I HAVENT hosed IT UP YET
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Aug 11, 2014 07:52
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God isn't dead, but I'll get that bastard someday.
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Aug 11, 2014 08:59
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to bring grace and harmony to those will have me
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:I was probably destined to be a diplomat or political analyst or even an influential politician or grassroots leader, but instead i've gone off the deep end into my own mind and out the other side and there's no way back. maybe it's still possible but not likely. i broke my fate somehow, i had no idea this would happen howd you do that?
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:I was probably destined to be a diplomat or political analyst or even an influential politician or grassroots leader, but instead i've gone off the deep end into my own mind and out the other side and there's no way back. maybe it's still possible but not likely. i broke my fate somehow, i had no idea this would happen there's a way back
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Aug 11, 2014 10:00
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oh i meant maybe one of those careers is still possible. i don't want to "go back" even if it were possible. there's nowhere to go back to. don't worry dudes i'm just sayin stuff trying to find a nugget of truth somewhere
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Aug 11, 2014 10:03
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Ocean Book posted:howd you do that? i needed a way out of my existential unhappiness and i got more than i bargained for. the necessary thing even. the unbearable *something* that makes everything slowly bearable. i can't be less cryptic than this. it fucks up all your plans basically. it makes them not worth the paper they were printed on figuratively speaking. they're all torn out of your hands. i say it a different way every time trying to find something that sticks. nothing has stuck the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 11, 2014 10:08
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:i needed a way out of my existential unhappiness and i got more than i bargained for. the necessary thing even. the unbearable *something* that makes everything slowly bearable. i can't be less cryptic than this. it fucks up all your plans basically. it makes them not worth the paper they were printed on figuratively speaking. they're all torn out of your hands. you wanted greatness, and you found only mediocrity. welcome to the human race
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Aug 11, 2014 10:19
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The worst part is that my gently caress ups were known, are known, and the grand plan had to, has to be worked around my past, current, and eventual fuckups, and the final perfect moments of the universe are yet delayed by my actions.
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Aug 11, 2014 10:36
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Kyrie eleison posted:you wanted greatness, and you found only mediocrity. welcome to the human race no i found that neither meant much of anything. greatness is only limited by your pride, and mediocrity only by your fear. this probably isn't entirely accurate but it gets the point across. the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 11, 2014 10:51
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:no i found that neither meant much of anything. that sounds kinda nihilistic to me Bro have you tried being a chillbro? and chilling
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Aug 11, 2014 10:55
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Kyrie eleison posted:that sounds kinda nihilistic to me Bro If you think that's nihilistic I've got worse. I was only saying that the distinction between greatness and mediocrity doesn't mean anything to me anymore. I am a chillbro. I'm rarely anxious. I could write more words but no one would or should care and I don't care
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Aug 11, 2014 11:02
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God only wanted me to enjoy the short time I have. Instead I got married.
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Aug 11, 2014 12:12
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gods plan is crippling depression
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Aug 11, 2014 12:23
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:If you think that's nihilistic I've got worse. I was only saying that the distinction between greatness and mediocrity doesn't mean anything to me anymore. have you ever talked to a therapist? or like a priest which is basically the same thing i feel like you just need an outlet to get words out. i dont mind you using threads for this but like it would be cool if you could do so irl and in an extensive manner for a while.
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Aug 11, 2014 12:27
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:If you think that's nihilistic I've got worse. I was only saying that the distinction between greatness and mediocrity doesn't mean anything to me anymore. 
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Aug 11, 2014 13:21
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i've spent the last 2 years of my life playing dota 2 but what i really should have been doing is play competitive quake
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Aug 11, 2014 13:54
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My mom didn't have a headache that night
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Aug 11, 2014 14:07
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for most of my life i have clung to atheism but at this point the only logical conclusion is that i am actually god's unwilling court jester
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SplitSoul posted:for most of my life i have clung to atheism but at this point the only logical conclusion is that i am actually god's unwilling court jester a step in the right direction
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Aug 11, 2014 14:13
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Devour plants and animals. I haven't hosed that up. Doing real good actually
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Aug 11, 2014 15:34
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God had no plan for me, it's always been Satan's plan, and I haven't hosed that one up yet. 
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Obligatory Handle posted:Wasn't aborted.
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Aug 11, 2014 16:39
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I was born with this scar that has a number but it's off by one digit.
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my parents got a computer and that helped turn me into a turbonerd and now i make money using computers so maybe that was the plan all along
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