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Aug 11, 2014 20:38
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i found it was far cheaper and more convenient to use vaseline and a baggy
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Aug 11, 2014 20:39
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[throws all of mine in the trash can] i dont
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Aug 11, 2014 20:40
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who doesn't jack off into a flashlight casing filled with rubber?
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Aug 11, 2014 20:41
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I have a girlfriend, yes
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Aug 11, 2014 20:41
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Agree that it's worth the effort to make your own instead of buying one.
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Aug 11, 2014 20:42
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i nutted in a flashlight once and it shocked the f*ck out of my weiner!!!!!!!! i guess i shoulda turned it off instead of trying to see what cum looks like in the dark!!!!!
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Aug 11, 2014 20:42
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"dwang" "the cock" "johnson"
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Aug 11, 2014 20:43
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Al Harrington posted:who doesn't jack off into a flashlight casing filled with rubber? i jerk off into envelopes and mail them out to government agencies for research
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Aug 11, 2014 20:44
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ilikedirt posted:"dwang" "the cock" "johnson" woah good one
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Aug 11, 2014 20:45
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a bone to pick posted:woah good one gently caress yeah it was incredibly
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Aug 11, 2014 20:46
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If they don't have one shaped like a ghosts pusyb then om not buyin
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Aug 11, 2014 20:46
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Business Gorillas posted:i jerk off into envelopes and mail them out to government agencies for research You son of a bitch, I work for the EPA, stop sending us those soggy envelopes. Also the last one DHS said had anthrax in it, so thanks for the day off, but also see a doctor asap.
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Aug 11, 2014 20:47
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ilikedirt posted:"dwang" "the cock" "johnson" put your cock in the Rock hawk
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Aug 11, 2014 20:50
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i just use the Fleshregular
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Aug 11, 2014 20:51
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hope someday ill get bigger than the 2xAA maglight
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Aug 11, 2014 21:01
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I would use one if it just magically appeared when I was ready to jack off. But like anything else you might have the urge to buy that is jacking off or porn related you just jack off first then you don't care anymore and never buy it
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Aug 11, 2014 21:15
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Way back when I hit puberty I built an elaborate masturbation sleeve out of LEGO technic and got my foreskin stuck between the wall and the piston. It was not one of my proudest moments.
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Aug 11, 2014 21:33
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seems like you would feel some mix of shame and regret (that the germans have a word for) when u clean it out after finishing
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Aug 11, 2014 21:36
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I've owned 2 They're not worth it
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Aug 11, 2014 21:37
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:seems like you would feel some mix of shame and regret (that the germans have a word for) when u clean it out after finishing "Nein, nein, das fleshlight es nicht mein!
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Aug 11, 2014 21:40
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King of Internet posted:I've owned 2 Dude, can you elaborate on this? Every review I've read online seems to have nothing but glowing praise for the product. What was it that you disliked?
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Aug 11, 2014 21:43
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I.N.R.I posted:What was it that you disliked?
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Aug 11, 2014 21:45
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I wouldn't mind pitching in for a possible GBS community fleshlight.
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Aug 11, 2014 21:46
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Selim Sivad posted:The shame Women have been using dildos for thousands of years so I don't see why men can't complement their masturbatory habits with a sex toy or two. Shame might be an intrinsic part of the way you perceive yourself but it's not part of mine.
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Aug 11, 2014 21:48
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Cesar Cedeno posted:You son of a bitch, I work for the EPA, stop sending us those soggy envelopes. Also the last one DHS said had anthrax in it, so thanks for the day off, but also see a doctor asap. lol look at this bitch who doesn't have the clearance to know why i mail my jizz to the government
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Aug 11, 2014 21:49
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I.N.R.I posted:Shame might be an intrinsic part of the way you perceive yourself but it's not part of mine.
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Aug 11, 2014 21:55
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society looking down on fleshlights while being totally okay with dildos is just another form of oppression from the matriarchy imagine a world where you could stick your dick in a vagina without having to deal with women and/or children? a world that feminists would fear indeed.
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Aug 11, 2014 21:57
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its because most men are incapable of pleasuring women adequately, whereas most women are able to pleasure men
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Aug 11, 2014 21:58
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:its because most men are incapable of pleasuring women adequately, whereas most women are able to pleasure men joke's on you the female orgasm is a lie made to make otherwise perfectly acceptable men feel inferior
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Aug 11, 2014 21:59
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Ramsus posted:I would use one if it just magically appeared when I was ready to jack off. But like anything else you might have the urge to buy that is jacking off or porn related you just jack off first then you don't care anymore and never buy it honesty in its truest form +1 for me too
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Aug 11, 2014 22:02
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Buy a Meiki ZXY like the Japs. If anyone knows their masturbation aids it's bound to be the Japanese.
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Aug 11, 2014 22:05
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1gnoirents posted:honesty in its truest form you have to clean it too. what a waste of money and effort just to jack off
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Aug 11, 2014 22:05
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Kirk Johnson posted:Buy a Meiki ZXY like the Japs. If anyone knows their masturbation aids it's bound to be the Japanese. Oh yeah, of course. the Meiki ZXY.
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Aug 11, 2014 22:06
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should i search fleshlight here at work? lol
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Aug 11, 2014 22:07
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1gnoirents posted:should i search fleshlight here at work? lol make sure you get it checked out with your HR department first
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Aug 11, 2014 22:08
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Ramsus posted:I would use one if it just magically appeared when I was ready to jack off. This but with a Realdoll.
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Aug 11, 2014 22:10
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Ramsus posted:I would use one if it just magically appeared when I was ready to jack off. But like anything else you might have the urge to buy that is jacking off or porn related you just jack off first then you don't care anymore and never buy it same. also I might just throw it out afterward cause who wants to loving clean out a lubey, cum-filled fleshlight
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Aug 11, 2014 22:13
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Do they have a flesh light in the shape of a huge dick so I can pound that urethra since I can't realize my needle dick fantasies IRL (my dick is incredibly short, and wide)
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Aug 11, 2014 22:18
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Business Gorillas posted:make sure you get it checked out with your HR department first i did it. i feel like a rebel
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Aug 11, 2014 22:19
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