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Trixie Hardcore posted:If you're too lazy to toss your fake pussy in the dishwasher do you really deserve an orgasm? The better question is it even an orgasm worth having if you can't just immediately pass out afterwards and not have to worry about cleaning it / yourself up.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 02:09 |
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Owning a dildo, as a man, is way less retarded than owning a fleshlight. You've already got everything you need to work your dingus. No such luck for a gay butt.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 02:09 |
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how to reveal yourself as a virgin: claim that you dont masturbate because you have a girlfriend
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 02:11 |
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I.C. posted:I sent a boy, my best friend who is a boy, a Fleshlight, through the mail. A new one. hitachi, the universal sex toy
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 02:11 |
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i'm married does that count
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 02:42 |
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Is it called a Fleshtorch in England?
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 03:05 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Is it called a Fleshtorch in England? That's pretty funny actually.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 03:07 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Is it called a Fleshtorch in England? lol nice
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 03:13 |
Egbert Souse posted:Is it called a Fleshtorch in England? 5
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 23:28 |
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my favourite rubber cooter
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 00:03 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Is it called a Fleshtorch in England? Just burned like ten calories laughing at this. Thanks.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 00:18 |
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Since I recently had laser eye surgery I'd been having some trouble seeing in the dark, so i p much carry one with me at all times, very helpful and avoids me accidentally injuring myself as I grope around in the dark.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 00:19 |
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i do
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:23 |
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inri owns fyi
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:15 |
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It's not a Fleshlight it's a Georgia O'Keeffe candle holder.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:38 |
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don't you know the fleshlight is obsolete? behold the future of masturbation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI7hoSftEfo
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 04:27 |
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Jacobus Spades posted:don't you know the fleshlight is obsolete? behold the future 50 times with "normal use"? This thing wouldn't last me through the weekend!
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 04:53 |
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Jacobus Spades posted:don't you know the fleshlight is obsolete? behold the future future of masturbation, good username
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:16 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:Do they have a flesh light in the shape of a huge dick so I can pound that urethra since I can't realize my needle dick fantasies IRL (my dick is incredibly short, and wide) Post username combo etc
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:42 |
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Hole Lotion
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:43 |
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Jacobus Spades posted:don't you know the fleshlight is obsolete? behold the future that thing looks tiny
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 06:06 |
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i have both a working and non-working one atm
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 06:07 |
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They make ones for bbw porn stars aparently. Holy frijoles!!!
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 06:09 |
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Anime Device posted:i have both a working and non-working one atm how much for the non-working one
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 06:09 |
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Of course I own a flashlight. What kind of stupid question is that?
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 06:11 |
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redshirt posted:Just like with all sex toys, it's fun to imagine the factory in China or Mexico or Bangladesh where the toys are made. Like all those foreign ladies making fleshlights, ironically enough. an interesting feature of the commodity form of social relations as intersected with the production of sexual satisfaction; abstracted sex work/
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 06:11 |
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Bert Roberge posted:It's not a Fleshlight it's a Georgia O'Keeffe candle holder. Thanks - not only do I now know what to say to my wife but I've put both of them in pride of place on the dining table!
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 07:13 |
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Jacobus Spades posted:don't you know the fleshlight is obsolete? behold the future Well I've never owned a masturbation aid before, but I think I might be sold on this.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 10:00 |
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im sold gonna come on an end orb
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 10:31 |
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i live in manhattan so i rent
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 11:37 |
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i love threads about fleshlights, they're just so hilariously prudish. "i may sit in my basement all day wanking it to cartoon porn, but at least i don't use any sex toys. "
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 11:43 |
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this is my new job, selling butts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r07CbMWx5O0
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 11:59 |
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Cardiovorax posted:i love threads about fleshlights, they're just so hilariously prudish. "i may sit in my basement all day wanking it to cartoon porn, but at least i don't use any sex toys. " actually i sit in my childhood bedroom and wank it to live-action porn of girls i'll never meet, rear end in a top hat
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 12:52 |
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I tweet the most cringeworthy copy I find on jlist.com and fake pussies is like half of their product catalog. they all look the same to me, only difference is what creepy gimmick they're using to sell each ("My Little Sister is Good at Fellatio" takes the cake, with lovely Nadeshiko-chan as featured in the profile pic a close second) e: and then the Bocca della Verità hole, which is just bizarre hackbunny fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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hackbunny posted:I tweet the most cringeworthy copy I find on jlist.com and fake pussies is like half of their product catalog. they all look the same to me, only difference is what creepy gimmick they're using to sell each ("My Little Sister is Good at Fellatio" takes the cake, with lovely Nadeshiko-chan as featured in the profile pic a close second) cant blame a nigga tryna roll some bread nah mean?
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 13:03 |
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my hand is already more efficient than actual sex why would i replace such a top performer
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 13:54 |
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get a prostate massager retards
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 14:08 |
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plain blue jacket posted:get a prostate massager retards lol if you don't get milked at the doctor's office on a weekly basis, nooblords
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 14:09 |
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After deciding to cuckquean my wife with a gently caress My Silly®: gently caress My Big Black rear end™ Mega Masturbator she is not only more submissive but also more attentive to my needs.
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 14:14 |
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due to a bizarre genetic mutation, my right hand is a perfectly formed vagina. only problem is im gay
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