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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
someone gave me some jelly belly beans and one of them tasted like a booger, crazy times indeed

what would you flavor a jellybean as?

Personally I'd flavor jelly beans like diesel fuel for that kickstart in the morning

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Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
MY DICK so i could force you little turds to eat my DICK

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Dubious posted:

someone gave me some jelly belly beans and one of them tasted like a booger, crazy times indeed

what would you flavor a jellybean as?


your mom

though your mom's jellybean already tastes of your mom

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
fav flav is cactus and vagina

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

MY DICK so i could force you little turds to eat my DICK

Flavor might be off but they got the size right

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

fav flav is cactus and vagina

Agave Coņo?

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

bitchtard posted:

Flavor might be off but they got the size right
shame it doesn't match up to your Nerds Rope-sized clit

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

:patriot:

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i bought a 4 pound jar of those beasts(the normal flavors) and it's a toss-up between toasted marshmallow, coconut, and strawberry cheescake for the best flavor

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

im pooping! posted:

i bought a 4 pound jar of those beasts(the normal flavors) and it's a toss-up between toasted marshmallow, coconut, and strawberry cheescake for the best flavor

while very good flavors i'm quite partial to grapefruit, the best fruit

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
I will forever associate these with going to Blockbuster video back in the 90s.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Dubious posted:

someone gave me some jelly belly beans and one of them tasted like a booger, crazy times indeed

what would you flavor a jellybean as?

Personally I'd flavor jelly beans like diesel fuel for that kickstart in the morning

Whiskey, bile, and my tears

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Steak

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
gently caress whoever invented the buttered popcorn flavor

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

uG posted:

gently caress whoever invented the buttered popcorn flavor

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
The bean boozled ones with all the crazy icky flavored are fun.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i like the watermelon ones because someone was a genius and made the inside of it red so they look like watermelon eggs

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
cheetos and mt.dew

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
juicy pear is the best

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
:siren: RED APPLE :siren:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
jelly beans are gross

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
im gay flavored jelly bellys

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Popcorn Jelly Belly taste like something from a mummy's tomb.

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

Unguided posted:

Popcorn Jelly Belly taste like something from a mummy's tomb.

those are actually the best. i feel so sorry for your parents.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

best: root beer

worst: popcorn

i can't decide: jalapeno

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Antifreeze.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Watermelon has a red center and a green exterior. It's that attention to detail that make jelly bellys the best candy

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

neato burrito posted:

best: root beer

worst: popcorn

i can't decide: jalapeno

I don't get you people. The list goes:

Popcorn
Rootbeer
Bubblegum
Vanilla
Cum

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Tevryr posted:

I don't get you people. The list goes:

Popcorn
Rootbeer
Bubblegum
Vanilla
Cum

sorry your taste buds are broken you loving mutant

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

uG posted:

gently caress whoever invented the buttered popcorn flavor

a loving genius jelly bean sorcerer

Pear is best tho

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Unguided posted:

Popcorn Jelly Belly taste like something from a mummy's tomb.

The Caramel Popcorn on the other hand is pretty good.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
rear end to mouth flavored jelly beans

ill take my payment for the idea in rear end to mouth flavored jelly beans

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

motherfuckin juicy pear is like my meth all my teeth are rotten but i cant stop suckin that glass jelly dick

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
my fave flave is flava

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
professionals only get their sugar from beer

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i think the watermelon ones were made by a ghost because they are green on the outside but when u shine a light through them they turn red

Zochness
May 13, 2009

I AM James Bond.
Pillbug

im pooping! posted:

i think the watermelon ones were made by a ghost because they are green on the outside but when u shine a light through them they turn red

hosed up if true

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I like the popcorn ones. v:shobon:v
Toasted marshmallow is far and away the absolute best, though.

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
sometimes u can buy the individual jelly belly flavors at bulk barn and i buy a big bag of the popcorn flavor

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