[CYOA] Prometheus Cycle: The Second War of Heaven

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RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Just to be contrarian...

Take him up on his partnership offer

# ? Jun 10, 2015 05:55

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:10

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

RandomPauI posted:

Just to be contrarian...

Take him up on his partnership offer

Report this bastard for full processing.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 05:56

ArbitraryTA: May 3, 2011

RandomPauI posted:

Just to be contrarian...

Take him up on his partnership offer

Yeah sure why not Voting This

# ? Jun 10, 2015 05:58

Xun: Apr 25, 2010

RandomPauI posted:

Just to be contrarian...

Take him up on his partnership offer

BLAM this motherfucker

# ? Jun 10, 2015 05:59

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

RandomPauI posted:

Just to be contrarian...

Take him up on his partnership offer

ArbitraryTA posted:

Yeah sure why not Voting This

Hey remember that time we walked into that asteroid that turned out to be a giant loving trap?

Because you're doing it again.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 05:59

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Arcoflagellation, once we've gotten everything we need out of him.

Let him serve the Imperium in half-death as he served himself in life.

Or the servitor footstool thing I'm not picky.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:00

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

A reason why not is we just declared the man a traitor to the empire for what he did to the family. It would at the very least look bad. I'll be honest, I just wanted to see what the reaction would be and didn't expect to get a single vote for the plan.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:01

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

sniper4625 posted:

Arcoflagellation, once we've gotten everything we need out of him.

Let him serve the Imperium in half-death as he served himself in life.

Or the servitor footstool thing I'm not picky.

This. Just move on.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:02

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

So Edourd got the huge bounty for capturing him right?

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:02

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Noncanon

You unplugged from his memories, looked at Devries. He stared impassively back, still smiling faintly. You had considered removing the nerves of his face, but there was something that was .... appealing.
"What was your deal?"
He blinked. "Ah.. Plenipotentiary in this system for your Dynasty for life, three PL to my personal accounts, all my children accepted as Family."
"Very well. I accept."
He looked as startled as you'd ever seen him. "I killed your family."
"Yes."
"You know you can't trust me."
"Yes."
"Then... why are you doing this?"
"Because... I have to." and you brought your lips to his.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:05

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

LowellDND posted:

Noncanon

You unplugged from his memories, looked at Devries. He stared impassively back, still smiling faintly. You had considered removing the nerves of his face, but there was something that was .... appealing.
"What was your deal?"
He blinked. "Ah.. Plenipotentiary in this system for your Dynasty for life, three PL to my personal accounts, all my children accepted as Family."
"Very well. I accept."
He looked as startled as you'd ever seen him. "I killed your family."
"Yes."
"You know you can't trust me."
"Yes."
"Then... why are you doing this?"
"Because... I have to." and you brought your lips to his.

Voting 1, going hoggewilde.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:06

ElrondHubbard: Sep 14, 2007

LowellDND posted:

Noncanon

You unplugged from his memories, looked at Devries. He stared impassively back, still smiling faintly. You had considered removing the nerves of his face, but there was something that was .... appealing.
"What was your deal?"
He blinked. "Ah.. Plenipotentiary in this system for your Dynasty for life, three PL to my personal accounts, all my children accepted as Family."
"Very well. I accept."
He looked as startled as you'd ever seen him. "I killed your family."
"Yes."
"You know you can't trust me."
"Yes."
"Then... why are you doing this?"
"Because... I have to." and you brought your lips to his.

Abraxus must be really bitter to be showing us these horrific visions.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:07

Arkanomen: May 6, 2007; All he wants is a hug

LowellDND posted:

Noncanon

You unplugged from her memory bank, looked at Athena. She stared impassively back, still smiling faintly. You had considered uninstalling the screensaver, but there was something that was .... appealing.
"What was your deal?"
She beeped. "Ah.. Consumption of the Imperium whole, revival of the Iron Men, casting the False emperor from the Golden Throne."
"Very well. I accept."
She looked as robotic as you'd ever seen her. "I am an abominable intellect"
"Yes."
"You know you can't trust this platform."
"Yes."
"Then... why are you doing this?"
"Because... I have to." and you brought your lips to her screen.

E: Fixed a few minor typos.

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jun 10, 2015

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:08

ArbitraryTA: May 3, 2011

I am cackling like a madman right now you have no idea.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:08

Lord Cyrahzax: Oct 11, 2012

sniper4625 posted:

Arcoflagellation, once we've gotten everything we need out of him.

Let him serve the Imperium in half-death as he served himself in life.

Or the servitor footstool thing I'm not picky.

Voting for this.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:08

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Aren't you glad I cast the partnership vote now?

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:09

Grognan: Jan 23, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

FIND OUT WHERE HE GOT THE CLONE TECH

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:10

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Bahahahahah, Im loving hilarious.

For real though, we pain boxing him and moving on with the thread?

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:10

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Get whatever we need, no unnecessary pain, end him, and move on.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:11

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

LowellDND posted:

Bahahahahah, Im loving hilarious.

For real though, we pain boxing him and moving on with the thread?

That's what it looks like. Bonus points if we can use him as one of those too smart and evil for their own good processors. Put him to some use on the ship.

Edit: I think we had enough votes for us to do the thing where we get a complete rip of his memories in the previous vote.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:11

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Sounds like a plan. Ill put him in the attic and we can move on.

Clone bays.... he's got one, hidden in Between. Its a slow bastard though - hes used it for himself (once) and Lord-Sire (once). The other ones he had were a package deal for the butlers, and he doesn't have access to that set up anymore.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:13

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

LowellDND posted:

Bahahahahah, Im loving hilarious.

For real though, we pain boxing him and moving on with the thread?

Yes.

Chantilly Say posted:

Get whatever we need, no unnecessary pain, end him, and move on.

Oh trust me, his pain is necessary.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:13

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Arkanomen posted:

E: Fixed a few minor typos.

Bahahahah, this one is gunna be canon.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:14

ElrondHubbard: Sep 14, 2007

sniper4625 posted:

Arcoflagellation, once we've gotten everything we need out of him.

Let him serve the Imperium in half-death as he served himself in life.

Or the servitor footstool thing I'm not picky.

This is a pretty solid plan.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:14

Arkanomen: May 6, 2007; All he wants is a hug

LowellDND posted:

Bahahahah, this one is gunna be canon.

Send me the golden throne, I'm a precog.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:16

Oasx: Oct 11, 2006; Freshly Squeezed

Let's make him a normal servitor, so that everyone will be able to see what happens if they piss us off.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:16

Rahul: Dec 10, 2004

Yeah, I don't care what happens to him, so long as involves somewhere between a lifetime and an eternity's worth of torment.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:16

Xun: Apr 25, 2010

Lets not get a culexus assasin so we can hang out with Ed who is a cool dood

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:19

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

The culexus can stay in his room, away from Eddie's.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:22

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

We are the Iron Maiden, we must be friends with Eddie.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:24

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

sniper4625 posted:

We are the Iron Maiden, we must be friends with Eddie.

That works surprisingly well :allears:

Also, this is where Im putting Devries http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3657951&pagenumber=89#post441251376 Unless people really dont want it that way.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:33

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

LowellDND posted:

That works surprisingly well

Also, this is where Im putting Devries http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3657951&pagenumber=89#post441251376 Unless people really dont want it that way.

Works for me. Devries shall be trapped somewhere in time, a slave to our overwhelming power.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:35

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

So, we've finished the Devires plot.

Do we travel the seas of time?
Yes, go to the webways
No, we have done enough

This will be a miniarc that sends us into the ways, and will attempt to bring back Husbando.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:39

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Yes, yes, yes.

Those wanting the retcon get Fabian back, but we still have all the growth and everything that happened to satisfy those who wanted to continue. And we get to gently caress with spacetime. Everyone wins. Except the Eldar, but gently caress the Eldar. Not literally though, that's heretical.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:41

Xun: Apr 25, 2010

Sure why not!

Oh and ask computer devries whats up with sad commissar

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:41

Anticheese: Feb 13, 2008; $60,000,000 sexbot

Yes, for the love of the Omnissiah, yes

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:43

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Xun posted:

Sure why not!

Oh and ask computer devries whats up with sad commissar

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:44

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Yes.

(06:46:27) Lowell: I currently intend for her to keep her memories and trauma, but healing for it

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:46

Ralith: Jan 12, 2011; I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today

Yes Now that the Eldar have hinted that it's possible we can't very well not try.

sniper4625 posted:

Everyone wins. Except the Eldar, but gently caress the Eldar.

Now I'm no expert on 40k, but I'm pretty sure we're playing right into the Eldar plans here. At the very least we've given them massive leverage over us. I wouldn't be surprised if we questioned whether this was worth it when it's all over.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:49

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:10

SerSpook: Feb 13, 2012

No webways!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 06:50

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