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Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

let's see em lotsa dicks wubba wubba

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Matoi Ryuko



You first.

Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

haha no

but you do it

Jett



your dick

Salmiakki

christmas is coming the goose is getting fat


Qwerinty


tricky dicky

Stormyish



Richard Nixon

Angry Fish


Dick Cheney haha

Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

i'm going to be clear here take off your pants remove your underwear photograph your penis using whatever device you prefer and post that photo in this thread

rhizomorph
life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.

Bo-Pepper posted:

i'm going to be clear here take off your pants remove your underwear photograph your penis using whatever device you prefer and post that photo in this thread

*stamps approval on business action plan, handles all the necessary byobeaucratic paperwork*

Jett



Bo-Pepper posted:

i'm going to be clear here take off your pants remove your underwear photograph your penis using whatever device you prefer and post that photo in this thread

hey you can't change the rules ex post facto

Tipps


party in the front

business in the back

is nsfw content safe on byob? i dont want to get in trouble.

Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

Jett posted:

hey you can't change the rules ex post facto

no no this was always the rule i am just clarifying my original position my initial levity muddied the waters of comprehension so now when i say post your dick you can understand i intend for you to photograph your preferably erect penis host it on a popular image hosting website and image link that photo to this thread

Qwerinty


Tipps posted:

is nsfw content safe on byob? i dont want to get in trouble.

yes

Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

i eagerly anticipate viewing tipps' dick and everyone else's dick

post your dick

Salmiakki

christmas is coming the goose is getting fat


Bo-Pepper posted:

i eagerly anticipate viewing tipps' dick and everyone else's dick

post your dick

FluffieDuckie


voting 1 until this thread produces a dick

Salmiakki

christmas is coming the goose is getting fat


FluffieDuckie posted:

voting 1 until this thread produces a dick

Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!




we have gone over this people the only dick to which i am referring is a male penis

it has been clearly stated that a byob poster with an xy chromosome is to take out his prick and point an image capturing device at it following which he is to post the results within this thread

please don't make me go over this again

cute anime girl


Don't lose your way


Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

hmm i never would have guessed

Tipps


party in the front

business in the back

Bo-Pepper posted:

i eagerly anticipate viewing tipps' dick and everyone else's dick

post your dick

cute anime girl


Don't lose your way


rhizomorph
life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.

lmaooo will-to-ppower sapped by roguish musclebody twink

rhizomorph
life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.

Tipps


party in the front

business in the back


Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

nothin shrimpy about that wang

pig slut lisa

so hungey for burriot


confused by your use of the singular form of the word, but ok here's me

Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

haha it's nice we're all having a laugh it's good to laugh but post your dick

hemale in pain

when people see my dick there like "wow, what a perfect penis. i wish my penis was such a brilliant combination of width, length and texture."

rhizomorph
life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.
lmao (to hot date after mutually respectful eat and drink time ): "excus for a moment" *pulls live crawdad out of pecker, sets down in bowl on nightstand* "okay, where were we?"


Bo-Pepper posted:

nothin shrimpy about that wang

Bo-Pepper posted:

haha it's nice we're all having a laugh it's good to laugh but post your dick

Salmiakki

christmas is coming the goose is getting fat


pig slut lisa posted:

confused by your use of the singular form of the word, but ok here's me



there is only grief and sadness behind that mans eyes

Sleepy Sip


does a pic of myself sucking on a dick count

hemale in pain

the truth is if i posted my dick i would inadvertently be destroying your life. you could never be satisfied again because every time you laid eyes on a penis you'd be reminded of how spectacular my member was.

Bo-Pepper

Want some cheer?
Course ya ho ho ho!

Sleepy Sip posted:

does a pic of myself sucking on a dick count

it's fine i suppose as long your dick is in the picture i'm only asking you to post your dick i can't vouch for other people's dicks

hemale in pain posted:

the truth is if i posted my dick i would inadvertently be destroying your life. you could never be satisfied again because every time you laid eyes on a penis you'd be reminded of how spectacular my member was.

i can take it post your dick

Stormyish



5'd
gently caress

rhizomorph
life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.

pig slut lisa posted:

confused by your use of the singular form of the word, but ok here's me



"dickful-for-nothing they called me" *shakes head ruefully, chin scrote gently wagging*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aCWPEEg0FI

Sleepy Sip


Bo-Pepper posted:

it's fine i suppose as long your dick is in the picture i'm only asking you to post your dick i can't vouch for other people's dicks

deal's off then, dammit.

hemale in pain

update I have not YET posted my magnificent dick yet

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rhizomorph
life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.
Tank: "what do you need, besides a miracle?"
Neo: "dick pics. Lots of dick pics."


hemale in pain posted:

update I have not YET posted my magnificent dick yet

okay, heisenberg lmao, guess it doesn't existe until wave function collapses and you have either a glorious veiny beautiful cock meat or a cleft of some kind maybe

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